History jokes
Why shouldn't you get in a fight with a dinosaur?
You'll get jur ass kicked.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni, yet plane arrived!!!
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi/Nattzee.
These are as weak as the towers.
What kinda pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Two plains.
Memes
Yo mama so fat, the Egyptians modeled the pyramids based on her.
What do Jesus and I have in common?
No one knows my real bday either.
Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony, stuck a feather in her hat, and called it an "Unnghhtpthhh!"
Who's the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims.
In America, you work on a plantation.
In Soviet Russia, the plantation works on you!
Don’t feel bad about this day because there’s a saying: "Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present."
Why did 10 have trauma?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They told her to go find the light.
Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?
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It was a blast to visit the Twin Towers on 9/11 at exactly 8:46 a.m. It was the bomb... like, literally!
If I throw a paper airplane at two twins, did I cause 9/11?
It's been an hour since I crashed the tower.
I have a Twin Towers model in my room.
It got infested with jumping spiders.
Elderly man: Can I get a discount, please? I fought in World War 2.
Cashier: Sure!
Elderly man: Danke.
What's the difference between Putin and Hitler? I don’t know, you tell me.