History jokes
Have you ever had Ethiopian food??
Neither have they.
Make America hate again.
What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?
Tower 1...
My grandfather was the type of person who never threw anything away.
He died in World War II holding on to a hand grenade.
Who would win?
The laws of the Catholic Church which have been effective for over 900 years,
Or one horny Henry?
Victims of 9/11 are the fastest readers. They went through 94 stories in seconds.
So, y'all remember Hitler, right?
Ok, so I own a gun with Nazi rounds. I shot a guy who was entering my home who wasn't invited. He said, "Did you shoot me with Nazi rounds?" Then I said, "Do you mean 'nein' millimeter?"
Jesus can’t judge gay people, because he got nailed before he died.
If Hitler was a comedian, he would use laughing gas.
Why do US suck at chess? We lost both our towers.
Why is England so good at chess? They still have their queen.
Why does Russia suck at chess? They only have pawns.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?
It has better reactions than the Twin Towers.
Q: Why are Americans bad at Clash Of Clans?
A: They already lost two towers.
At 9/11, the people in the Twin Towers ordered pizza. They asked for pepperoni, but instead got plane.
Every time I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
Q: What do Moses and hookers have in common?
A: They've dealt with a burning bush.
It would have been better if Martin Luther King didn’t have a dream.
You know, for his sake.
Crucifixion was the first T-pose.
(Titanic ll) yeah boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy :) (iceberg) ok at least there isn't 99 more titanics (99 more titanics pop up) yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh boy:) (iceberg) :(
Most women are like the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.
The only person I'd have a cooking lesson with is Hitler.