What's another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
History Jokes
Why were the Twin Towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!
Why is the UK bad at chess? Because they already lost their queen.
What's one similarity between the twin towers and gender?
There used to be 2, and now it's a sensitive subject.
Titanic: ight, I need a place to CRASH tonight.
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
When the person who killed JFK heard "headshot."
How did people bully Helen Keller? They said, "Wow, that was the coolest thing ever! You really should have seen it!"
German XP farms: Train carrying chained guys.
American XP farms: Walking up to a school with a gun.
African XP farms: Cotton field.
What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.
Queen Elizabeth came back before your dad did.
You telling me Julius Caesar, who has been dead for well over 50 years, made this salad?
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims: they went through a hundred stories in 10 seconds.
What do you call a dinosaur that likes subtraction?
A galiminus.
Why did the mummy leave his tomb after 3000 years?
Because he thought he was old enough to leave home.
That is one of the very, very, very, very, VERY WORST jokes ever.
Why can't you hear the Pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because its pee is silent.
Santa was in my social studies book. He was a redcoat.
Where is Rex the dinosaur? In the ground.
Throw a few paper airplanes at the twins in your class, see if they fall.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni and got plane. (Yes, it's "plain," shut.)
