History jokes
Hitler was a good man because, after all, he did kill Hitler.
*Titanic was sinking.*
Passenger: Hey, captain, how far away are we?
Captain: Two miles.
Passenger: Which way are we going?
Captain: Down.
Enough with the Hitler jokes. They make me Fuhrer-ious!
I walked into a supermarket to get some ordinary clothes for the wife. Then I realized I was in a rape museum.
What did they call Hitler when he swam?
Adolfin.
Memes
Meme:
Do you know that no one finds Hitler a great guy?
But he really saved the History Channel.
Why can't Americans play chess?
They lost two towers.
Why were the Twin Towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!
What do you call a tall terrorist?
Osama Bin Laden.
What's one similarity between the twin towers and gender?
There used to be 2, and now it's a sensitive subject.
Hitler only wanted peace.
A piece of Poland, a piece of Czechoslovakia, and a piece of Turkey.
Titanic: ight, I need a place to CRASH tonight.
What's another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
Why is the UK bad at chess? Because they already lost their queen.
When the person who killed JFK heard "headshot."
How did people bully Helen Keller? They said, "Wow, that was the coolest thing ever! You really should have seen it!"
Why is America bad at playing Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
German XP farms: Train carrying chained guys.
American XP farms: Walking up to a school with a gun.
African XP farms: Cotton field.
Throw a few paper airplanes at the twins in your class, see if they fall.
What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.