History jokes

Queen Elizabeth came back before your dad did.

So, if Russia was the motherland and Germany was the fatherland, what does that mean?

The Western Front is domestic violence.

What was Hitler known for?

His exceptional cost efficiency.

"Hitler wasn't such a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler."

Why were the twin towers mad?

Because they ordered a cheese pizza, but instead they got plane.

What did Jeffrey Dahmer do after dumping his first boyfriend?

One twin tower had a girlfriend. The other twin tower had the same girlfriend, so they both went down.

What’s the only positive thing about Freddie Mercury’s death?

The HIV test results.

Who would win in a fight, in a boxing ring? Mike Tyson or Helen Keller with a Tommy gun?

Mike Tyson. Helen Keller never heard the bell.

Why was Helen Keller slurring her fingers?

She was drunk.

What is the difference between Kanye and Hitler?

Hitler knew when his career was over.

What do you call a blind and illiterate military leader?

Winston Churchill.

"It's not a war crime if you win the war."

- Sun Tzu, The Art of War

They say there is strength in numbers. Tell that to the people in the World Trade Center.

lmao why do people think they can fly?

Why are people acting like Kamala Harris is the first woman to obtain such a high-ranking position in the US government?

Have we all forgotten that Monica Lewinsky was directly under Bill Clinton?

What did the Twin Towers say to each other?

Sorry if that offended anyone.

“I guess we are going down together!”

What makes 9/11 an inside job?

Someone started calling it 10/7.

Are you the Twin Towers? I can't stand you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hitler blew an 11 country lead, During World War 2.