History jokes
What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.
What do u call an Asian that was born at the wrong time?
Wrong тайминг.
You telling me Julius Caesar, who has been dead for well over 50 years, made this salad?
The twins are falling down.
It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...
He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.
I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes
It took me 9.11 seconds to realize.
9/11 2001... that day was fire🔥
Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."
Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"
What do you call a Fuhrer who's also a fitness coach?
Adolf Fit-ler.
My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"
What was JFK's favorite school TV show?
BrainPop.
Who is the world's fastest reader?
The Twin Towers, they blew through 86 stories in 5 seconds.
Me: "The villain has a point, you know."
Everyone else watching the WW2 documentary:
How do you kill Hellen Keller?
Take her on a walk off a cliff.
Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.
Ever seen twins?
If you said yes, was it before or after 2001?
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a touchy subject.
Who is older than the Twin Towers?
Billy Bob the 1th. He was older than the Twin Towers. He was born 3 minutes before the Twin Towers and is still alive today.
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to the men he took home that said they were hungry? "I've got Ben and Jerry's in the freezer."
If you go to someone's house and see the flag of the former Soviet Union hanging on the wall,
that's a big red flag!