History jokes
When the person who killed JFK heard "headshot."
Yo mama so old, she was accepted for the museum.
How did people bully Helen Keller? They said, "Wow, that was the coolest thing ever! You really should have seen it!"
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?
They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.
What's one similarity between the twin towers and gender?
There used to be 2, and now it's a sensitive subject.
I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes
What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
Did you ever see any white men drowning in the Atlantic Ocean?
Yeah, it went on and on.
A Russian wedding should be called a Soviet Union.
Why can't Americans play chess?
They lost two towers.
Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn’t all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.
It’s amazing just how paranoid Hitler was.
In Hitler’s Germany, it was illegal to make jokes about him or his regime.
Come on! Forbidding Germans from making jokes? Isn’t that a bit like forbidding Americans from eating salad?
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni and got plane. (Yes, it's "plain," shut.)
Why is America bad at playing Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.
What do u call an Asian that was born at the wrong time?
Wrong тайминг.
Queen Elizabeth came back before your dad did.
German XP farms: Train carrying chained guys.
American XP farms: Walking up to a school with a gun.
African XP farms: Cotton field.
Throw a few paper airplanes at the twins in your class, see if they fall.
What do you call a blind and illiterate military leader?
Winston Churchill.
What was Hitler known for?
His exceptional cost efficiency.