History jokes
My great grandpa killed Hitler.
Why did 10 have trauma?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They told her to go find the light.
Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony, stuck a feather in her hat, and called it an "Unnghhtpthhh!"
Yo mama so fat, the Egyptians modeled the pyramids based on her.
Memes
Why shouldn't you get in a fight with a dinosaur?
You'll get jur ass kicked.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni, yet plane arrived!!!
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi/Nattzee.
What kinda pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Two plains.
Who's the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims.
Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?
You’d run away too if your name was afjlkawihrs gdfn wjasidphbfvnas icxhuvbjsdlk m.nd;fuoxcghkfjckoSZ: lF,.XMAVUDOXICUGJNWLFXCMV CKLSAXHV IJADHXC;IVKSA.
In America, you work on a plantation.
In Soviet Russia, the plantation works on you!
What do Jesus and I have in common?
No one knows my real bday either.
If I throw a paper airplane at two twins, did I cause 9/11?
It's been an hour since I crashed the tower.
Elderly man: Can I get a discount, please? I fought in World War 2.
Cashier: Sure!
Elderly man: Danke.
I have a Twin Towers model in my room.
It got infested with jumping spiders.
It was a blast to visit the Twin Towers on 9/11 at exactly 8:46 a.m. It was the bomb... like, literally!
Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause gas prices were too high!
Where is Rex the dinosaur? In the ground.