History jokes
The twins are falling down.
It took me 9.11 seconds to realize.
Yo mama so old.
Her first Christmas... was the first Christmas!
My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"
Who is the world's fastest reader?
The Twin Towers, they blew through 86 stories in 5 seconds.
I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes
What do you call a Fuhrer who's also a fitness coach?
Adolf Fit-ler.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a touchy subject.
After 9/11, the Twin Towers began to vape and smoke weed... 😔
Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?
To get some plane bread.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni, yet plane arrived!!!
Yo mama so fat, the Egyptians modeled the pyramids based on her.
What kinda pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Two plains.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They told her to go find the light.
Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony, stuck a feather in her hat, and called it an "Unnghhtpthhh!"
Who's the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims.
Why shouldn't you get in a fight with a dinosaur?
You'll get jur ass kicked.
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi/Nattzee.
Why did 10 have trauma?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?
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