Time to go to New York to visit the Twin Towers.
They’re already getting closer.
What’s the name of OceanGate’s next submarine?
Judging by the breathing conditions on their subs, I bet they’ll call it the "George Floyd."
What's the difference between Jesus and a gay person?
One created the rainbow, the other one ruined it.
What's the difference between a toaster and a ten-year-old Chinese girl? A Japanese soldier would regret sticking his d*ck into a toaster.
What did they call Susan B. Anthony when she was sleeping on the job?
Snoozin' B. Anthony!
What's good about 9/11? It helped solve the world's overpopulation issue.
Why can't America play chess?
They're missing two towers.
What died on 9/11?
2,996 people.
What is the difference between Sir Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed?
Sir Isaac Newton died a virgin.
This joke does not work in print, you have to speak it to someone.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Helen Keller.
Helen Keller who?
(Don't say anything).
Helen Keller who?
...you will get a laugh...ty.
Who invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8.
John Cabot was the first to explore the Coast of Labrador. After he left, he realized that he had forgotten something and had to go back to get whatever it was. This made him the first Labrador Retriever.
During WWI and WWII, the infantry would use shovels as weapons and to dig trenches. I bet they really dig that weapon!
Two Trojan warriors were patrolling the streets of Troy at night. It was finally time for their duties to be relieved. When they went back to their houses, one Trojan fell in a puddle. "Nitrogen!" The other called. And the other responded coldly, “Good night.”
I don't like 9/11 jokes because they always talk about how bad of a plane driver my dad is.
What knight is never wrong?
Sir Tain.
When you think about it, Hitler wasn’t a bad person. He killed Hitler.
Bro, I love hanging out with white people, it's either we play Yahtzee, or we playin' Nazi.
What do Hitler and Trump have in common? They both do hand gestures.
I don't like it when people make jokes about 9/11, because we lost 19 great patriots that day.
