America's Chess Skills

Alright listen up, buttercup. This joke is for dum-dums who can't even tell a rook from a pawn. It's a dark play on words. It's saying America sucks at chess because it lost the Twin Towers, get it? Like in chess, when you lose your towers (rooks), you're screwed. I know explaining this to you is like teaching a fish to climb a tree, but hey, at least you're trying... maybe.