History jokes
I see all these 9/11 jokes, and I’m disgusted. I personally won’t make a 9/11 joke because they have a tendency to crash and burn.
Who are the Fastest Readers in the world?
9/11 victims: They read 87 stories in 10 seconds.
Who are the fastest readers?
911 victims, they went through 72 stories in less than 10 seconds.
I don't usually like to tell 9/11 jokes for two reasons: they're morally wrong, and they tend to crash and burn.
Whenever you think back to 9/11 and realize there are 12 hours in front of us, why the f*ck didn't they warn us?
Who's the world's fastest reader?
9/11 victims. They went through 90 stories in 60 seconds.
What's Bin Laden's favorite flavor of crisp? Plain.
The greatest playwright in history found he couldn’t use lances. He could only use "Shake-spears."
You're so ugly that you made Hitler commit suicide.
History is mostly just a list of things men did while women were busy making sure they didn't die of scurvy.
Why did Anne cross the road?
To get a new head ;)
Watching the 9/11 documentaries is just watching a kill cam.
September 11th is the superior birthday because no one forgets it. #flexingonyoubitches ;)
You're so ugly, even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.
How many times did Rob O'Neill shoot Bin Laden? 911 times.
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite song currently?
"Under the Sea" by The Little Mermaid!
Once I got one so big, they were going to make 9/11 2.0!
Blame Austria for creating Hitler, who we know today. He failed art school.
Osama bin Laden
Got like 2,997 kills, damn, that's a new record!
When Hitler killed himself, he shot himself twice. The first one was Operation Barbarossa, and the second one was his death.