Immigration jokes just cross the line.
Trump is going too far.
He deported a printer because it didn't have papers.
Why doesn't Mexico compete in the Olympics?
Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump, and swim are in the U.S.
Cheap oil, no immigration and no school shootings.
Corona did what Trump promised
Why don't mexicans cross the border in groups of 3? Cause the sign says "No Trespassing"
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and E.T.?
E.T. eventually went home!
What is it called when Bill Cosby and a illegal immigrant fight? Aliens vs. Predator
If an illegal immigrant fights against a child molester, would that be "Alien vs Predator"?
What is a Mexican's only obstacle
Border patrol
Whats fast and almost got away? A Mexican jumping the border.
if trump was a orphan I know he would know not to build a wall because he was in one most of his life
i’m illegal
I was going from Germany to Austria and I accidentally crossed the border Illegally when the poliece caught me they told me I was a Nazi. I asked them y? they said I didn't see the border
Why did the chicken cross to the U.S. from Mexico? To get to the U.S. but he had to show his papers first.
Why are Alabamians so resentful of immigrants?
They don't want their sons and daughters to have sex with anyone other than their siblings or relatives.
A police pulls over a Mexican man trying to get into America, The Mexican man come up with some sob story and the police say all right all right ok says the police. ill let you go if you can come up with a sentence that has the words green, pink, and yellow in it. The Mexicans thought about it long and hard for almost 45 minutes and then the police says ok ok let's hear it after waiting impatiently, the Mexican said ok ok don't rush me I'm ready. The Mexican replied ok when my phone green green, I pink it up and say Yellow !!!!
I seriously don't get why people in Alabama are angered that Mexican immigrants are taking their jobs. I mean, it's not like they are preventing your son from giving you a big fat blow job.
I am crying tears of joy rn.😭 I was wrongfully denied my visa .☠️ They took me to the Q&A section, that I needed to answer one simple question for my visa to be granted. The question was the original synonym of Bench. I shakily answered Pristiano Penaldo 😭.I was right guys ✅🛫
If there’s a 4 Mexicans in a van which of them is driving?- None of them immigration service is
what is the difference between an illegal immigrant and a book? a book has papers
