Immigration jokes
What's the difference between Mexicans and stoners? Stoners actually have papers.
Immigration jokes just cross the line.
If an illegal immigrant fights against a child molester, would that be "Alien vs Predator"?
I may not be as "rich" as Donald Trump, but at least I am still allowed to go on holiday to Bali, Niagara Falls, Hong Kong, and the Pyramids of Giza.
Orange Jesus can't travel to these places because these places cannot grant entry to felons.
...ah, who am I kidding? It's likely that Trump is going to prison, anyway.
Why are Mexicans good at Uno?
They always steal the green card.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a frog?
One jumps in ponds, the other leaps over the border. :)
Yo momma's an ICE agent!
What do you call the original immigrants to the British Isles?
Anglosaxon.
What is a Mexican's least favorite type of water?
I.C.E. water.
What is the real name of Canada?
Punjabistan
What do Somalians excel at in the US?
Welfare fraud.
If there are 4 Mexicans in a van, which of them is driving?
None of them. Immigration service is.
What do you call somebody in America that is smart?
An immigrant.
Yo mama so American, she deported Dora the Explorer!
Trump built a wall that Mexicans can't get over it.
What do you call a U.S. border hopper?
A Mexican jumping bean.
What does a Foreigner say when he comes to America?
"You're as cold as I.C.E. You're willing to sacrifice brown lives..."
Does Donald know his wife is Mexican?
Why don't Indians play baseball?
Every time they reach a corner, they make a shop.
What's the difference between ICE and ISIS?
One of them says their prayers five times a day.