Immigration

Immigration Jokes

Mexican

If there are 4 Mexicans in a van, which of them is driving?

None of them. Immigration service is.

Republican

"Dude, can you believe Republicans are opposed to homosexuality, women's rights, and immigration, yet they are silent when it comes to incest and child molestation?"

"Well, I'm not surprised. Republicans have to win the Alabama vote, or else."

Illegal immigrant

How can a person from Alabama tell that someone is an illegal immigrant?

If they are dating someone that isn't related to them.

Blow job

I seriously don't get why people in Alabama are angered that Mexican immigrants are taking their jobs. I mean, it's not like they are preventing your son from giving you a big, fat blow job.

Border

Why do Mexicans always cross the border in twos?

Because the sign says "No Tres passing."

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  • Wall

    How do Mexicans feel about Trump's wall? -- They'll get over it.

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  • Son

    Why are Alabamians so resentful of immigrants?

    They don't want their sons and daughters to have sex with anyone other than their siblings or relatives.

    Green Card

    Why do people not play Uno with Mexicans? Because they are always stealing the green cards.

    Mexican

    What's the difference between a Mexican and a frog?

    One jumps in ponds, the other leaps over the border. :)

    Olympics

    Why are there no Olympics in Mexico?

    Because everyone from Mexico that can run, jump, and swim is already over the border.

    Olympic team

    Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, and swim is already in America.

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  • Printer

    Trump is going too far.

    He deported a printer because it didn't have papers.

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