If an illegal immigrant fights against a child molester, would that be "Alien vs Predator"?
Immigration jokes just cross the line.
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"Dude, can you believe Republicans are opposed to homosexuality, women's rights, and immigration, yet they are silent when it comes to incest and child molestation?"
"Well, I'm not surprised. Republicans have to win the Alabama vote, or else."
How can a person from Alabama tell that someone is an illegal immigrant?
If they are dating someone that isn't related to them.
I seriously don't get why people in Alabama are angered that Mexican immigrants are taking their jobs. I mean, it's not like they are preventing your son from giving you a big fat blow job.
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Trump is going too far.
He deported a printer because it didn't have papers.
Cheap oil, no immigration and no school shootings.
Corona did what Trump promised
Why doesn't Mexico compete in the Olympics?
Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump, and swim are in the U.S.
Why don't mexicans cross the border in groups of 3? Cause the sign says "No Trespassing"
For all the talk of Donald Trump loving America, most of his lovers are imported from Eastern Europe.
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and E.T.?
E.T. eventually went home!
What is it called when Bill Cosby and a illegal immigrant fight? Aliens vs. Predator
I may not be as "rich" as Donald Trump, but at least I am still allowed to go on holiday to Bali, Niagara Falls, Hong Kong, and the Pyramids of Giza. Orange Jesus can't travel to these places because these places cannot grant entry to felons.
...ah, who am I kidding? It's likely that Trump is going to prison, anyway.
I am crying tears of joy rn.😭 I was wrongfully denied my visa .☠️ They took me to the Q&A section, that I needed to answer one simple question for my visa to be granted. The question was the original synonym of Bench. I shakily answered Pristiano Penaldo 😭.I was right guys ✅🛫
What is a Mexican's only obstacle
Border patrol
Whats fast and almost got away? A Mexican jumping the border.
if trump was a orphan I know he would know not to build a wall because he was in one most of his life
what do you call a mexican with one leg? Border hopper
