If an illegal immigrant fights against a child molester, would that be "Alien vs Predator"?
Immigration jokes just cross the line.
If there are 4 Mexicans in a van, which of them is driving?
None of them. Immigration service is.
"Dude, can you believe Republicans are opposed to homosexuality, women's rights, and immigration, yet they are silent when it comes to incest and child molestation?"
"Well, I'm not surprised. Republicans have to win the Alabama vote, or else."
How can a person from Alabama tell that someone is an illegal immigrant?
If they are dating someone that isn't related to them.
What’s a Mexican’s favorite sport?
Cross-country.
Why do Mexicans always cross the border in twos?
Because the sign says "No Tres passing."
How do Mexicans feel about Trump's wall? -- They'll get over it.
What's a Mexican's least favorite lesson in art? Drawing border lines.
I seriously don't get why people in Alabama are angered that Mexican immigrants are taking their jobs. I mean, it's not like they are preventing your son from giving you a big, fat blow job.
Why are Alabamians so resentful of immigrants?
They don't want their sons and daughters to have sex with anyone other than their siblings or relatives.
What is Mexico's favorite sport? Cross country.
Q: What's the difference between a Hispanic and a stoner?
A: Stoners have papers.
Why do people not play Uno with Mexicans? Because they are always stealing the green cards.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a frog?
One jumps in ponds, the other leaps over the border. :)
Why can't you play Uno with Mexicans? They steal all the green cards.
Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, and swim is already in America.
What's the difference between Mexicans and stoners? Stoners actually have papers.
Trump is going too far.
He deported a printer because it didn't have papers.
Why are there no Olympics in Mexico?
Because everyone from Mexico that can run, jump, and swim is already over the border.
