If an illegal immigrant fights against a child molester, would that be "Alien vs Predator"?
Immigration jokes just cross the line.
If there’s a 4 Mexicans in a van which of them is driving?- None of them immigration service is
"Dude, can you believe Republicans are opposed to homosexuality, women's rights, and immigration, yet they are silent when it comes to incest and child molestation?"
"Well, I'm not surprised. Republicans have to win the Alabama vote, or else."
How can a person from Alabama tell that someone is an illegal immigrant?
If they are dating someone that isn't related to them.
What’s a Mexican’s favorite sport?
Cross-country.
Why do Mexicans always cross the border in twos?
Because the sign says "No Tres passing."
How do Mexicans feel about Trump's wall? -- They'll get over it.
I seriously don't get why people in Alabama are angered that Mexican immigrants are taking their jobs. I mean, it's not like they are preventing your son from giving you a big fat blow job.
Why are Alabamians so resentful of immigrants?
They don't want their sons and daughters to have sex with anyone other than their siblings or relatives.
What is Mexico's favorite sport? Cross country.
Q: What's the difference between a Hispanic and a stoner?
A: Stoners have papers.
Trump is going too far.
He deported a printer because it didn't have papers.
Why can't Mexicans play Uno?
Because they can't get a green card.
What’s a Mexican's favorite game?
Borderlands.
Why did Mexicans go to Area 51?
To show them what a real illegal alien looks like.
Cheap oil, no immigration and no school shootings.
Corona did what Trump promised
Why doesn't Mexico compete in the Olympics?
Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump, and swim are in the U.S.
Why did Trump decide to build the wall?
Because China built a wall and they do not have any Mexicans.
Why don't mexicans cross the border in groups of 3? Cause the sign says "No Trespassing"
