Mort jokes
Woman: "Doctor, where are we going?"
Doctor: "To the morgue."
Woman: "I'm not dead yet, doctor."
Doctor: "We're not at the morgue yet, either."
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What is the best cure for aging?
Suicide.
Murder is the same as suicide, except the other person is doing it for you.
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They say masturbation is better with a dead arm. Apparently, I ruined that funeral.
Monkey Man's mortuary, you stab 'em, we slab 'em.
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