Mort jokes

Woman: "Doctor, where are we going?"

Doctor: "To the morgue."

Woman: "I'm not dead yet, doctor."

Doctor: "We're not at the morgue yet, either."

What starts with M and ends with arriage?

Miscarriage. Now we all know that joke never gets old, and you know what?

Neither does the child.

What is the best cure for aging?

Suicide.

Murder is the same as suicide, except the other person is doing it for you.

Monkey Man's mortuary, you stab 'em, we slab 'em.