History jokes
Why is America so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They wanted pepperoni, but instead, they got plane.
Jeffery Dahmer has two things: an RV and a pit.
What is different about the two is that one can't move and one has gas.
But what is similar is tha-
Wait, what is Jeffery doing? He has a knife, he is pulling men's pants down, he is...OH SHIT WHAT THE F-!
Sorry 'bout that......
Now, as I was saying,
What is similar about the two is that one has and is a cockpit.
Wait, a cockpit- JEFFERY WHAT THE F-!
What do you call a bunch of people near each other?
The start of the Hollacoast.
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered Dominos and got Jets.
A child was walking through the forest when a wolf jumped in front of him. The child saw that the wolf had no leg. He then became a terrorist and caused 9/11.
I have one policy, and that is to not make fun of black people.
Sorry, Jesus. You were white in the Bible pictures.
Jesus was a carpenter who got nailed to a piece of wood.
When I was on the Titanic, I got broken.
Kid: “What happened to Dad?”
Mom: “He flew into the Twin Towers.”
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
'Cause she's already dead.
9/11 is like me after I'm finished with my Lego house. I destroy it! 😄🤣
Why were the people in the Twin Towers mad? They wanted a drive-through pepperoni pizza, but got a fly-through plane instead.
When you're going to Titanic: It's the best ship in the world.
When you know it's sinking: It's the poor ship!
Science gets you to the moon.
Religion flies you into buildings.
9/11 was pretty great to me, it's just hilarious to watch people lose at Jenga.
The Romans conquered Africa, they conquered Europe, they conquered Britain, then they stopped. They probably ran out of conkers.
Science flies you to the moon, while religion flies you into two towers.
Why is Hitler a hjhjfbfhf? Because he’s Hitler!
Why did Germany win World War Two? Wait—that's not right... um... excuse me while I look up who won the war...
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