What do you call Hitler?
Gay.
History Jokes
Julius's wife always stands behind him. Therefore, whenever he looks in the mirror, he sees her (Caesar).
Science took us to the moon, and religion took us into a skyscraper.
Julius Caesar is Roman? More like romaine (salad), and to make the best salad, you stab it 23 times until the Caesar salad, romaine salad, is fresh.
Caesar went to the future only to see how the Romans forgot Julius Caesar but only made a salad... I think it would have been better if Caesar stayed dead.
Men, get into the kitchen and make me a sandwich!
Women, go chop some lumber!
White people, get back into the cotton fields!
"9/11 was just a really intense game of Jenga."
You know why Hitler wouldn’t drink whisky? Because it made him angry.
Why are Americans such good chess players?
Because they lost two towers.
What is big and stupid?
The Titanic.
Why did Hitler lose the war?
Because Göring ate every last airplane, tank, artillery, ship, and ammunition!
Shipmate: Captain, there’s an iceberg and we need to steer around it right now!
Captain: My momma didn’t raise no pussy. Either that iceberg is gonna move or I am.
Adolf Hitler
From the river to the sea, Palestine will be free.
My name shows it all if you can't see, IDC AT ALL, you can ban me.
But let me tell you one thing, Without God, Isr-el is nothing.
So let me say it again, one last time, Free Free Palestine!
Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girlfriend?
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
What do you get when you cross a cat and a dinosaur? A cat-astrophe!
What do you get when you cross a pig with a dinosaur?
Jurassic Park.
"Nahtzee"
How are genders and twin towers alike? There used to be 2, but now it's a sensitive topic.
What do you get when the queen farts a noble gas?
What do you get when a dino farts? A blast from the past.
Why are ninja farts so dangerous? They are silent but deadly.
