History jokes
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Because they already lost two towers.
JFK was so popular he was banged in front of his Wife.
9/11 was probably just a woman pilot.
We should give whoever killed Hitler a statue. Oh wait, never mind.
Yo momma's so fat, she was the iceberg in the Titanic.
You're so fat that you were the iceberg that made the Titanic sink.
What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?
One of the missions succeeded.
What were Princess Diana's last words?
Have you been Dri...?
How did people bully Helen Keller? They said, "Wow, that was the coolest thing ever! You really should have seen it!"
I'd love it if you killed yourself, but Hitler killed himself and people still hate him…
Helen Keller walks into a bar... and a table... and a chair... and a wall.
What did the plane say to the tower?
"Give me a kiss."
Did you ever think that John F. Kennedy went for a ride in Dallas just to clear his head?
How are the faster readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they read 80 stories in 10 seconds.
Men built civilisations. Men went to the moon. Men invented the modern comforts of today’s society.
Women did none of those. They are useless, only fit to be baby making machines.
My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot.
My mom told me we were flying to a building to see my aunt. I wondered, "Are we about to relive 9/11?"
These 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.
My boss found my permanent record at the orphanage, and he’s mad. I got fired...
I couldn't imagine being Abe Lincoln, that would be mind-blowing!