"9/11 was just a really intense game of Jenga."
Men, get into the kitchen and make me a sandwich!
Women, go chop some lumber!
White people, get back into the cotton fields!
"Nahtzee"
What do you get when you cross a cat and a dinosaur? A cat-astrophe!
From the river to the sea, Palestine will be free.
My name shows it all if you can't see, IDC AT ALL, you can ban me.
But let me tell you one thing, Without God, Isr-el is nothing.
So let me say it again, one last time, Free Free Palestine!
Shipmate: Captain, there’s an iceberg and we need to steer around it right now!
Captain: My momma didn’t raise no pussy. Either that iceberg is gonna move or I am.
What do you get when you cross a pig with a dinosaur?
Jurassic Park.
Why did Hitler lose the war?
Because Göring ate every last airplane, tank, artillery, ship, and ammunition!
What is big and stupid?
The Titanic.
You know why Hitler wouldn’t drink whisky? Because it made him angry.
Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girlfriend?
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
Adolf Hitler
Why are Americans such good chess players?
Because they lost two towers.
How are genders and twin towers alike? There used to be 2, but now it's a sensitive topic.
What do you get when the queen farts a noble gas?
What do you get when a dino farts? A blast from the past.
Why are ninja farts so dangerous? They are silent but deadly.
JFK and Abraham Lincoln were terrible presidents. It's like their heads were empty.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
*slaps* "We ask ze questions!"
Yo mama so fat that when she went in the ocean, Spain claimed her for new land.
Why do people hate jokes about the World Trade Center?
Because it's an easy target.
Why is it easy to defeat America in Clash of Clans?
Because they have already got 2 towers down.
