History jokes
What did the pilots say before crashing into the Twin Towers?
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we go through it!"
What was the color of the wallpaper in the Twin Towers?
... plane.
Why don't you see any more fat Chinese men?
Because the last Chinese man was in WW2.
My grandfather killed Hitler.
Get it? Get it?
Q: Why does Helen Keller masturbate with only one hand?
A: She moans with the other.
Here comes the sun Do Do Do Do
Hey, America. No towers? :(
Why did the Indian cross the road?
To run away from the Pakistani.
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
What did Jeffrey Dahmer do after dumping his first boyfriend?
Genders are a lot like the Twin Towers.
There used to be two of them, now it's a sensitive subject.
Your hairline goes so far back even history can’t record it.
The people at 9/11 must have been able to read fast. If I explain it, it won't be funny. This is an old joke my friend told me.
So, every time I walk in the door, my kid shuts his laptop. So, I check his history. It was good, but my wife checked mine, and she didn't say the same. The words I heard were, "Get out!"
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
You know why Hitler wouldn’t drink whisky? Because it made him angry.
Your momma is so old, when she went to the antique store, they wouldn't let her leave.
John Lennon: "What a nice view."
John walked outside.
He got shot.
:skull:
What was the last thing to go through Princess Diana’s head before she died?
The steering wheel.
Why is everyone trying to make a big deal out of this? My family were only flying to Pakistan and crashed into 2 towers.