History jokes
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Apparently terrorists and Japs are the same; they both went kamikaze.
Is your home the Twin Towers? Because I'm tryna crash!
Yo momma's so stupid, her family tree is a telephone pole.
Why does the Tower of Pisa lean?
Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Memes
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.
I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.
What does the mom (or terrorists, fuck that) say for the (twin) towers to eat?
Open wide, here comes the plane!
10, being in the middle, tried to prevent 9/11 from getting closer.
Sorry, I meant 9 and 11.
What do you call a man who loves Adidas and Puma and drives a Volkswagen? Potential Nazi.
Ohh my god, it's a dinosaur with a huge ass mothafuckin' noseeee!!!!
"Back To The Future"-Doc: You can time travel to anytime in HISTORY, Marty, but NEVER go to the year 2021.....
Hello people, my name is Osama.
I'm back from the dead and I want to blow you.
I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.
Why was six scared of seven? Because 7 ate 9. Why was 10 scared? Because it was between 9/11.
Your hairline goes back to the Middle Ages.
Russia is worse than the USSR.
Russia is just a bonerless USSR.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims.
Why do terrorists like the Twin Towers?
It's the next thing they blow up.
Kid in 2021: I'm goated at hide and seek.
Anne Frank: I am the hide and seek champion of the world.
Who were the fastest readers? 9/11 victims. They went through 95 stories in 10 seconds.