History jokes
"I'm going to sue Disney. Not enough racism!" - Grizzy
What’s the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow?
You can’t milk a dead cow for 20 years.
Are you the Twin Towers? Cause I'd love to take you out. 🤭
I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.
Our hairline goes way back before dinosaurs lived.
Why was six scared of seven? Because 7 ate 9. Why was 10 scared? Because it was between 9/11.
Kid in 2021: I'm goated at hide and seek.
Anne Frank: I am the hide and seek champion of the world.
The CCP have managed to achieve in making Covid last longer than the Great Wall of China.
I woke up today, and my mom said it was 1940.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims.
Why do terrorists like the Twin Towers?
It's the next thing they blow up.
Russia is worse than the USSR.
Russia is just a bonerless USSR.
Helen Keller def faked it.
"Back To The Future"-Doc: You can time travel to anytime in HISTORY, Marty, but NEVER go to the year 2021.....
What do you call the original immigrants to the British Isles?
Anglosaxon.
Ohh my god, it's a dinosaur with a huge ass mothafuckin' noseeee!!!!
Hello people, my name is Osama.
I'm back from the dead and I want to blow you.
Who were the fastest readers? 9/11 victims. They went through 95 stories in 10 seconds.
Bessie Coleman - I don't want to be a flier cause I am African American.
What do you get when you cross an adopted kid with a river?
Moses hits the adoption lottery!