History jokes
How do you communicate to the dead?
Jump up and down on the ground and speak in Morse code!
I see all these 9/11 jokes, and I’m disgusted. I personally won’t make a 9/11 joke because they have a tendency to crash and burn.
Why do terrorists like the Twin Towers?
It's the next thing they blow up.
Helen Keller def faked it.
Russia is worse than the USSR.
Russia is just a bonerless USSR.
pov: he saw your search history
AR-15: Who are you?
Musket: I'm you, but from another timeline.
What college can Stephen Hawking not go to? Spelman University.
Are you the Lusitania 'cause I wanna fire a torpedo inside you?
What do George Washington and a beaver have in common?
They both have eyes.
What's black and grey and red all over?
A dead r******.
Osama bin Laden back from the dead!!! 💣💣💣💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🌇
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims.
Why was six scared of seven? Because 7 ate 9. Why was 10 scared? Because it was between 9/11.
Why did the 767 fly into the towers?
Because a310 dared it to.
What did the North Tower ask the South Tower?
What did Jarrah say to Hanjour?
I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.
What did Al-Shehhi say to Mohamed Atta?
"We are on time!"
What did Al-Shehhi say to Atta?
Your hairline goes back to the Middle Ages.