History jokes
"Julius Caesar" isneezer
Which Roman emperor was a mouse?
Julius Cheeser.
Why can’t USA and England play chess?
The USA has no towers, and England doesn’t have a queen.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They wanted pepperoni, but got plane instead.
What do you call a pregnant slave?
Buy 1 get 1 free.
Memes
i miss when polotics was just insulting your opponent
How ironic is this?! I was playing Jenga before the first plane hit the Twin Towers.
Once I got one so big, they were going to make 9/11 2.0!
Hey, let’s go, we are heading for the Towers!
Wait, what?
Call 911!
People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.
The last time your hairline connected was when George Washington was born.
Blame Austria for creating Hitler, who we know today. He failed art school.
What is the name of Hitler's WiFi?
The local Aryan network.
Where is the building I was in, and why is there a plane?
Hey, Britain, no queen? :(
You're so ugly, even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than you!
Why were the Twin Towers destroyed?
Because they ordered pepperoni and they got plane.
Osama bin Laden
Got like 2,997 kills, damn, that's a new record!
How did Helen Keller dance? Very Bad.
How did Helen Keller draw? With her hand.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni, and they only got plane.
My grandpa was the goat, he killed Hitler! 🥳🥳🥳