Who are the fastest readers?
911 victims, they went through 72 stories in less than 10 seconds.
History Jokes
Who's the world's fastest reader?
9/11 victims. They went through 90 stories in 60 seconds.
Who are the Fastest Readers in the world?
9/11 victims: They read 87 stories in 10 seconds.
What's Bin Laden's favorite flavor of crisp? Plain.
The greatest playwright in history found he couldn’t use lances. He could only use "Shake-spears."
I don't usually like to tell 9/11 jokes for two reasons: they're morally wrong, and they tend to crash and burn.
Whenever you think back to 9/11 and realize there are 12 hours in front of us, why the f*ck didn't they warn us?
Why can't dinosaurs talk?
'Cause they're dead.
Jesus walks into a hotel, hands the inn keeper three nails and says, "Can ya put me up for the night?"
Why did the rapper become an archaeologist?
Because he wanted to dig for old-school beats!
Why don't you fight a dinosaur?
You'll get jurasskicked.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
They both used to be straight.
How ironic is this?! I was playing Jenga before the first plane hit the Twin Towers.
Hey, let’s go, we are heading for the Towers!
Wait, what?
Call 911!
What is the name of Hitler's WiFi?
The local Aryan network.
Where is the building I was in, and why is there a plane?
Why can’t Hitler join the track? Because he can’t even finish a race.
My boss found my permanent record at the orphanage, and he’s mad. I got fired...
Japan takes credit for creating the rice cooker, but they forgot the USA made the largest one in 1945 and sent it to Japan.
It's a shame Iran doesn't know how to restrain Israel. If only they had Hitler's expertise.
Now he really would be THE FINAL SOLUTION!
