History jokes

What did Jarrah say to Hanjour?

Our hairline goes way back before dinosaurs lived.

How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But you need 5000 Soviet troops in case he goes on strike!

"I'm going to sue Disney. Not enough racism!" - Grizzy

The CCP have managed to achieve in making Covid last longer than the Great Wall of China.

"Back To The Future"-Doc: You can time travel to anytime in HISTORY, Marty, but NEVER go to the year 2021.....

What do you call the original immigrants to the British Isles?

Anglosaxon.

Hello people, my name is Osama.

I'm back from the dead and I want to blow you.

I woke up today, and my mom said it was 1940.

Ohh my god, it's a dinosaur with a huge ass mothafuckin' noseeee!!!!

Who were the fastest readers? 9/11 victims. They went through 95 stories in 10 seconds.

What do you get when you cross an adopted kid with a river?

Moses hits the adoption lottery!

Bessie Coleman - I don't want to be a flier cause I am African American.

How do you communicate to the dead?

Jump up and down on the ground and speak in Morse code!

I see all these 9/11 jokes, and I’m disgusted. I personally won’t make a 9/11 joke because they have a tendency to crash and burn.

I don't usually like to tell 9/11 jokes for two reasons: they're morally wrong, and they tend to crash and burn.

Whenever you think back to 9/11 and realize there are 12 hours in front of us, why the f*ck didn't they warn us?

Who are the fastest readers?

911 victims, they went through 72 stories in less than 10 seconds.

Who's the world's fastest reader?

9/11 victims. They went through 90 stories in 60 seconds.

Who are the Fastest Readers in the world?

9/11 victims: They read 87 stories in 10 seconds.