Why are Americans so bad at Clash? They already lost two towers.
My grandpa was the goat, he killed Hitler! š„³š„³š„³
Watching the 9/11 documentaries is just watching a kill cam.
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but instead they got plain!
Q: Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why is Texas the worst state ever?
They only have one star.
You're so ugly, even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.
Why can't dinosaurs talk?
'Cause they're dead.
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite song currently?
"Under the Sea" by The Little Mermaid!
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1. š¤£š¤£š¤£
September 11th is the superior birthday because no one forgets it. #flexingonyoubitches ;)
Why couldnāt the dinosaurs talk? Because they were dead.
How many times was Osama bin Laden shot?
911 times.
What do you call a Titan who can't swim?
Titanic!
Imagine the Titanic with a lisp. It would be unthinkable. My version is imagine the Titanic with a lisp, it would be unsinkable.
What did the front half of the Titanic say to the other half when it hit the iceberg? I'm breaking up with you.
Teacher: Tell me a moral story.
Little Johnny: Once my grandfather was in WW2. He saw everyone praising to kill him. For example, we should sneak up and kill him. We get the helicopter above and shoot him from there. My grandfather heard this, he got his gun and shot them all.
Teacher: What is the moral even?
Little Johnny: Never plan to kill my grandfather.
A young boy was talking to his friend about his family:
"My great-grandfather fought against Napoleon, my grandfather fought against the English, my father fought against the Americans, and my uncle against the Argentinians."
The friend replied: "It seems that your family can't get along with anybody!"
It was September 10, 2001, when I stayed up watching TV shows.
I woke up late for work at The World Trade Center, but it was burning. I said out loud, "I was late! I'm happy I was late to work! I mean... I could've di-" I was then beaten and bruised by the emergency services.
My favorite sex position is the JFK:
I splatter all over her as she screams and tries to get out of the car.
Hitler was a nazi.
Once I went to a museum and overheard someone speaking to an employee for information.
"These are lying clocks, they tell how many lies a person tells."
"Oh, cool."
"This is Mother Teresaās clock; the clock hasnāt moved because she never lied."
"Makes sense."
"This is Abraham Lincolnās clock. The hands only moved twice, indicating he only lied twice."
"Whereās Trumpās clock?"
"Oh, weāre using it as a ceiling fan."
And then I burst out laughing 'cause itās so true.
