History jokes
What came before the dinosaurs?
Your hairline, because it's so far back!
CIA: Where's your head at?
JFK: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Blud is so old he pre-ordered the Torah.
Why aren't Americans good at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.
And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.
It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.
Even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
Why did the rapper become an archaeologist?
Because he wanted to dig for old-school beats!
Why don't you fight a dinosaur?
You'll get jurasskicked.
Why did 10 have PTSD?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Wow! The jokes on here are so dark they pick my cotton!
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
Hairline so big people had to time travel to find the end of it.
Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? Idaho, Alaska?
What it actually means: Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? I don’t know. I’ll ask her.
P.S. My dad is a history teacher and he told me to put this in here.
Your hairline goes back to the first century.
What is the name of Hitler's WiFi?
The local Aryan network.
Hey, Britain, no queen? :(
Where is the building I was in, and why is there a plane?
You're so ugly, even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than you!
Why were the Twin Towers destroyed?
Because they ordered pepperoni and they got plane.
Osama bin Laden
Got like 2,997 kills, damn, that's a new record!