History jokes
What did Al-Shehhi say to Mohamed Atta?
"We are on time!"
Why did the 767 fly into the towers?
Because a310 dared it to.
What did the North Tower ask the South Tower?
Why can't dinosaurs talk?
'Cause they're dead.
Ohh my god, it's a dinosaur with a huge ass mothafuckin' noseeee!!!!
Memes
Who were the fastest readers? 9/11 victims. They went through 95 stories in 10 seconds.
Bessie Coleman - I don't want to be a flier cause I am African American.
How do you communicate to the dead?
Jump up and down on the ground and speak in Morse code!
I see all these 9/11 jokes, and I’m disgusted. I personally won’t make a 9/11 joke because they have a tendency to crash and burn.
The greatest playwright in history found he couldn’t use lances. He could only use "Shake-spears."
What do you get when you cross an adopted kid with a river?
Moses hits the adoption lottery!
Who's the world's fastest reader?
9/11 victims. They went through 90 stories in 60 seconds.
Who are the Fastest Readers in the world?
9/11 victims: They read 87 stories in 10 seconds.
I don't usually like to tell 9/11 jokes for two reasons: they're morally wrong, and they tend to crash and burn.
Whenever you think back to 9/11 and realize there are 12 hours in front of us, why the f*ck didn't they warn us?
The people in the second tower, "I'm so glad that plane didn't hit our building!"
The second plane, 🗿🗿🗿
My grandpa was the goat, he killed Hitler! 🥳🥳🥳
What kind of pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Nothing, it was just plane.
Is it just me, or can I see the Roman Empire from how far back your hairline goes?
Why were the Twin Towers angry on 9/11?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got instead was plane.