Why is the wheel the best invention?
Because it's wheely wheely great!
History Jokes
Jesus can’t judge gay people, because he got nailed before he died.
Alvin and the Chipmunks commit war crimes.
What is the reason for why women never look to the right?
Because they don't have any rights.
U.S.A: No Queen?
England: No towers?
What could've the Towers done to not start 9/11?
Call 911.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Why was Hitler a Baka at mathematics? Because he can only count to Nein.
I usually don't make 9/11 jokes, but they just are fire.
What’s the difference between Hitler and a bug?
Nothing.
What did Hitler say to Stan after he died?
I did nazi that coming!
The twin towers were just tryna take after the leaning tower of Pisa, but they lost their balance and fucked it up.
Who is the fastest reader? The 9/11 victims, because they went through 20 stories.
Titanic didn't sink by an iceberg.
Titanic sank by 100000000000000000000000 Titanics.
Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."
Were Japanese suicide bombers taught to fly, or was it just a quick crash course?
What's an old Japanese man's last words?
"Hey, that cloud looks like a mushroom, or is it just me?"
What did kings say when they were made king?
Allah ail (All hail) [insert name here]!
I did 9/11 here's proof https://youtu.be/BVH73TonuG8
Where do you go to get the best fish?
A restaurant on the Titanic.
