History jokes
Why do Indians gamble so much? They are hoping to one day reclaim their land.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn't wearing a seat belt.
What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson likes little boys.
How did people know the 9/11 victims had a lot of dandruff?
Their head and shoulders were all over New York City!
America: I'm going to build a wall.
Nazi: Been there.
Soviet Union: Done that.
Memes
Americans are so fat that they named an atom bomb "Fat Man" to describe themselves.
An assassin is about to shoot his target, "I'm about to give you the JFK experience."
I was voting for Trump in the 2016 election. It's been a while since the last presidential assassination...
How did Princess Diana cross the road?
Through the windshield!
Why did Hitler die? He got hit by 'ler'.
My grandpa died in 9/11. I was told his last words were "Allahu Akbar."
How are genders different than the Twin Towers?
There are two genders.
I would make a 9/11 joke, but it just wouldn't land.
My uncle died in 9/11. He was in the plane that crashed in the field.
Is that a bird? Is that a plane? It's a plane!
What do you call a Russian rifle that went 1 rank down?
An AK-46.
Do you know how many women have been pope?
Nun.
It would be fun, they said...
It was unsinkable, they said...
9/11, 911, same thing.
School. School is a slavery joke and a Nazi joke combined.