"2001 just called and they want their towers back."
Teacher: Jeff, why did you throw a paper plane at the twins?
Jeff: You wouldn't get it, miss.
History teacher: "They had a temporary cure for the disease, but it would be years before they found a cure for life."
Student: "I need that."
Random guy: Come on, Bin Laden, time is ticking. Get it, ticking. OK, I'll leave.
Need an arch? I Noah guy.
Q: Did you hear about the Twin Towers?
A: No, what happened?
Q: Apparently, the design was fundamentally floored!
John Wilkes Booth, to his fiancee: "I have an important role to play tonight at Ford's Theater."
Fiancee: "Break a leg!"
My grandpa was in 9/11. He was the best pilot.
My family was like dinosaurs when they got COVID.
They both went extinct.
Yesterday I had a party.
I got questioned about five dead kids locked up in a box.
I did that when I was 13. Damn, I forgot about them!
Yo momma's so old that even scientists get baffled about where she lived before Earth was created.
Two planes crashed into two separate towers.
Now two towers crash into two separate planes.
Not everyone is perfect. Just take Charles Manson, for example.
I saw twins. I’m just waiting for those planes.
On the day of 9/11, the WTC's ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Why are the Twin Towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same.
What do Hiroshima and Herobrine have in common?
They're not heroes.
I thought I had the best K/D ratio in my fighter jet on Battlefield, then I heard about Mohammed Atta.
"That driving backwards, it creeping me out, you're gonna wreck or something." - Lightning McQueen.
Because that is what could have saved Titanic, and it wrecked.
Why do white people own so many pets?
'Cause they can't own people anymore.
