History jokes
Do you know how many women have been pope?
Nun.
Why did Helen Keller have no ornaments on her Christmas tree?
'Cause she always dropped them.
Why is the wheel the best invention?
Because it's wheely wheely great!
School. School is a slavery joke and a Nazi joke combined.
Jesus can’t judge gay people, because he got nailed before he died.
Memes
when she says its her first time by u feel the presence of the past dihs inside her
Alvin and the Chipmunks commit war crimes.
What is the reason for why women never look to the right?
Because they don't have any rights.
U.S.A: No Queen?
England: No towers?
What could've the Towers done to not start 9/11?
Call 911.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Why was Hitler a Baka at mathematics? Because he can only count to Nein.
I usually don't make 9/11 jokes, but they just are fire.
What’s the difference between Hitler and a bug?
Nothing.
What did Hitler say to Stan after he died?
I did nazi that coming!
The twin towers were just tryna take after the leaning tower of Pisa, but they lost their balance and fucked it up.
Who is the fastest reader? The 9/11 victims, because they went through 20 stories.
Titanic didn't sink by an iceberg.
Titanic sank by 100000000000000000000000 Titanics.
Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."
Were Japanese suicide bombers taught to fly, or was it just a quick crash course?
What's an old Japanese man's last words?
"Hey, that cloud looks like a mushroom, or is it just me?"