Why do Indians gamble so much? They are hoping to one day reclaim their land.
History Jokes
You wanna know why the Titanic was split in half? The iceberg hit it from the front and back.
What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson likes little boys.
How did people know the 9/11 victims had a lot of dandruff?
Their head and shoulders were all over New York City!
An assassin is about to shoot his target, "I'm about to give you the JFK experience."
America: I'm going to build a wall.
Nazi: Been there.
Soviet Union: Done that.
Americans are so fat that they named an atom bomb "Fat Man" to describe themselves.
I was voting for Trump in the 2016 election. It's been a while since the last presidential assassination...
How did Princess Diana cross the road?
Through the windshield!
Why did Hitler die? He got hit by 'ler'.
What did the salt say to the vinegar during the sweet and sour dynasty?
"STUPID VINIGGER!"
My grandpa died in 9/11. I was told his last words were "Allahu Akbar."
My uncle died in 9/11. He was in the plane that crashed in the field.
I would make a 9/11 joke, but it just wouldn't land.
How are genders different than the Twin Towers?
There are two genders.
Is that a bird? Is that a plane? It's a plane!
9/11, 911, same thing.
It would be fun, they said...
It was unsinkable, they said...
Do you know how many women have been pope?
Nun.
Why did Helen Keller have no ornaments on her Christmas tree?
'Cause she always dropped them.
