History jokes
I asked the Titanic an icebreaker question.
It couldn't answer.
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it. Oh no, we'll have to go through it!"
Jeffrey Dahmer was craving 5 Guys before it was a restaurant.
In a Kahoot, and you're the Twin Tower terrorist: terrorist kill streak 2,996.
What's Hitler's favorite letter? Not Z.
Memes
I could have sworn while watching anime I saw an American Boeing B-29 Superfortress in the background dropping bombs!
Which tower is better at playing catch? The south tower, obviously. It caught 2!
Where did George go?
Washington, D.C.
Me: I know a good 9/11 joke, but it would probably go over your head.
The Twin Towers: No, it won’t.
Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik's Cubes?
Because they're good at separating colors.
Who are the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims; they went through 91 stories in 11 seconds.
Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?
Because they lost two towers already.
When you're working in the Twin Towers, but you have to turn your computer to airplane mode.
Did you know Yao Ming has the biggest penis in Chinese history? It measured in at nearly 5 inches!
What is the origin of the glory hole?
The origins can be found in San Francisco, California, where historians claim that a meat thermometer was sticking out of a hole from both sides, especially the divider between bathroom stalls inside the men's restroom used for an anonymous massage for gay men by gay men in San Francisco, CA, in the Wild West.
There were three Indians that got kicked out of the tribe.
One said, "Me find food," and he came back with a decent size rabbit. The other two asked him what happened. He said, "Me see rabbit, me shoot rabbit, and rabbit fall down dead."
The 2nd Indian, "Me find food." He came back with a good sized deer. The other two asked him what happened. He said, "Me see deer, me shoot deer, deer fall down dead."
The third Indian said, "Me find food." He came back crawling, missing a leg and an arm, and he was all cut up. The others asked what happened. He said, "Me see train, me shoot train, train no stop!"
An assassin is about to shoot his target, "I'm about to give you the JFK experience."
TFW you're having sex with your German girlfriend and she won't stop telling you her age.
Why was 10 scared?
Because 9/11 came flying in.
What's the difference between you and Hitler? At least he knows how to use an oven.