History jokes
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple, but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
Hey, did you know that 9/11 won a Grammy?
Yes, best comedy award.
Me: Yo wanna play 9/11?
My Friend: What’s that?
Me: It’s a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.
Shame on King Tut! Tsk-tsk!
What did the Titanic say while sinking?
"It's going down."
See the lies.
How do you kill a little boy?
You throw him between two Catholic priests.
What did Hitler and Usain Bolt have in common?
They both finished the races.
People in 1912: The Titanic is unsinkable!
Iceberg: Hold my beer.
What did the south tower say to the north tower? It said: nothing.
9/11 joke.
How many genders are there?
One, women are property.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, and I got plane'd.
Me: 911. You: You died 9/11.
How does Moses make his tea?
He Brews!!!
What did Helen Keller do when she fell down a well?
Screamed till her hands fell off.
What planet did Hitler hate the most?
Jewpiter.
I hate the 9/11 jokes; my dad and grandpa were killed.
My dad was one hell of a pilot.
Grandpa was a hell of a planner.
You know the saying, "Third time's the charm?"
Well, Germany lost twice.
One thing is for sure, the victims from 9/11 died warm.
Ted Bundy walks into a bar wearing all black. The bartender asks, “Whose funeral is it?”
Ted Bundy looks around the room and replies, “I haven’t decided yet.”