History jokes
Shame on King Tut! Tsk-tsk!
Did you know Helen had a playhouse in her backyard? Neither did she!
My parents said they had to make a lot of sacrifices in order to pay for my education.
They were both druids.
I would say a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't land well.
KK or Liv?
Teacher: Tell me about the history of Tsar Nicholas (blah blah blah).
Student: How should I know, that's his story?
Who are the fastest readers in the world? New Yorkers. They went through 110 stories in under 10 seconds.
Which legendary Dutch wanderer slept for twenty years, except when he got up to pee?
Rip Van Tinkle.
Jokes about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets it.
"Bippity Boppity Boop! Bill Cosby's coming for you!"
Your hairline is so bad that they used it as trenches in the World War.
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1! #justice
What's Hitler's favorite letter? Not Z.
I could have sworn while watching anime I saw an American Boeing B-29 Superfortress in the background dropping bombs!
I asked the Titanic an icebreaker question.
It couldn't answer.
Did you know Yao Ming has the biggest penis in Chinese history? It measured in at nearly 5 inches!
What is the origin of the glory hole?
The origins can be found in San Francisco, California, where historians claim that a meat thermometer was sticking out of a hole from both sides, especially the divider between bathroom stalls inside the men's restroom used for an anonymous massage for gay men by gay men in San Francisco, CA, in the Wild West.
"Why do people call Americans excessive?"
"It was probably because of WWII."
"Oh, you mean the war where America responded to the destruction of several ships and a harbor and the deaths of a little over a thousand by completely flattening two cities and killing hundreds of thousands of people?"
There were three Indians that got kicked out of the tribe.
One said, "Me find food," and he came back with a decent size rabbit. The other two asked him what happened. He said, "Me see rabbit, me shoot rabbit, and rabbit fall down dead."
The 2nd Indian, "Me find food." He came back with a good sized deer. The other two asked him what happened. He said, "Me see deer, me shoot deer, deer fall down dead."
The third Indian said, "Me find food." He came back crawling, missing a leg and an arm, and he was all cut up. The others asked what happened. He said, "Me see train, me shoot train, train no stop!"
An assassin is about to shoot his target, "I'm about to give you the JFK experience."