Why can't the T-Rex cross the road?
Because he's extinct.
Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
Where did the king hide his armies?
In his sleevies.
Worst joke ever.
What's the difference to a kamikaze and bin Ladin?
Bin Ladin survived when he went into a building. I have aids.
What does a skeleton call their great-grandparents?
A fossil.
Wy can't a dinosaw ror? Becase it losed it's voucal kord.
The History of the Star Spangled Banner. By Jose Cannusee.
Why doesn't George Washington carry his ID?
Because he knows he can always ask for a quarter.
*World War 2 going on and then stops.*
Me: "I guess you would say it was a gory-ious battle."
Brits don't exist. Mummies can't have kids.
What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.
Why did the Twin Towers die? Because they had too many plane pizzas.
What do you call a man who offended an NFL player...
Odin Floyd.
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice?
Because it said "concentration camp."
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"
Q: What was Hitler's least favorite candy?
A: Jujubes.
What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.
When your little brother knocks your two Jenga towers you made with his toy airplane,
You: "Hey, stop trying to recreate the Twin Towers!"
Hitler is a national hero, he killed Hitler... Oh wait.
I tried to search stuff about 9/11 for a research project, but it didn’t work... I guess the site crashed.
