History jokes
My grandpa died in 9/11. I was told his last words were "Allahu Akbar."
Is that a bird? Is that a plane? It's a plane!
How are genders different than the Twin Towers?
There are two genders.
What do you call a Russian rifle that went 1 rank down?
An AK-46.
I would make a 9/11 joke, but it just wouldn't land.
My uncle died in 9/11. He was in the plane that crashed in the field.
9/11, 911, same thing.
It would be fun, they said...
It was unsinkable, they said...
School. School is a slavery joke and a Nazi joke combined.
Why is the wheel the best invention?
Because it's wheely wheely great!
I was going from Germany to Austria, and I accidentally crossed the border illegally. When the police caught me, they told me I was a Nazi. I asked them, "Why?" They said I didn't see the border.
Alvin and the Chipmunks commit war crimes.
Jesus can’t judge gay people, because he got nailed before he died.
I was voting for Trump in the 2016 election. It's been a while since the last presidential assassination...
What is the reason for why women never look to the right?
Because they don't have any rights.
Were Japanese suicide bombers taught to fly, or was it just a quick crash course?
What's an old Japanese man's last words?
"Hey, that cloud looks like a mushroom, or is it just me?"
Why can't Michael Jackson come within 500 meters of a school?
Because he's dead. 😁
What’s the difference between Hitler and a bug?
Nothing.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.