History jokes
My uncle died in 9/11. He was in the plane that crashed in the field.
I would make a 9/11 joke, but it just wouldn't land.
Do you know how many women have been pope?
Nun.
School. School is a slavery joke and a Nazi joke combined.
9/11, 911, same thing.
It would be fun, they said...
It was unsinkable, they said...
I was going from Germany to Austria, and I accidentally crossed the border illegally. When the police caught me, they told me I was a Nazi. I asked them, "Why?" They said I didn't see the border.
Alvin and the Chipmunks commit war crimes.
Jesus can’t judge gay people, because he got nailed before he died.
I was voting for Trump in the 2016 election. It's been a while since the last presidential assassination...
What is the reason for why women never look to the right?
Because they don't have any rights.
Were Japanese suicide bombers taught to fly, or was it just a quick crash course?
What's an old Japanese man's last words?
"Hey, that cloud looks like a mushroom, or is it just me?"
What did kings say when they were made king?
Allah ail (All hail) [insert name here]!
Where do you go to get the best fish?
A restaurant on the Titanic.
I did 9/11 here's proof https://youtu.be/BVH73TonuG8
Who is the fastest reader? The 9/11 victims, because they went through 20 stories.
Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.
What could've the Towers done to not start 9/11?
Call 911.
Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."