History jokes
Why is the wheel the best invention?
Because it's wheely wheely great!
I was going from Germany to Austria, and I accidentally crossed the border illegally. When the police caught me, they told me I was a Nazi. I asked them, "Why?" They said I didn't see the border.
Jesus canβt judge gay people, because he got nailed before he died.
Alvin and the Chipmunks commit war crimes.
What is the reason for why women never look to the right?
Because they don't have any rights.
Memes
Were Japanese suicide bombers taught to fly, or was it just a quick crash course?
Why can't Michael Jackson come within 500 meters of a school?
Because he's dead. π
Whatβs the difference between Hitler and a bug?
Nothing.
Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.
I usually don't make 9/11 jokes, but they just are fire.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Why was Hitler a Baka at mathematics? Because he can only count to Nein.
Titanic didn't sink by an iceberg.
Titanic sank by 100000000000000000000000 Titanics.
U.S.A: No Queen?
England: No towers?
The twin towers were just tryna take after the leaning tower of Pisa, but they lost their balance and fucked it up.
What could've the Towers done to not start 9/11?
Call 911.
What did Hitler say to Stan after he died?
I did nazi that coming!
Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."
Who is the fastest reader? The 9/11 victims, because they went through 20 stories.
What did kings say when they were made king?
Allah ail (All hail) [insert name here]!