History jokes
I would make a 9/11 joke, but it just wouldn't land.
Do you know how many women have been pope?
Nun.
9/11, 911, same thing.
It would be fun, they said...
It was unsinkable, they said...
Why is the wheel the best invention?
Because it's wheely wheely great!
School. School is a slavery joke and a Nazi joke combined.
I was going from Germany to Austria, and I accidentally crossed the border illegally. When the police caught me, they told me I was a Nazi. I asked them, "Why?" They said I didn't see the border.
Alvin and the Chipmunks commit war crimes.
Jesus can’t judge gay people, because he got nailed before he died.
What is the reason for why women never look to the right?
Because they don't have any rights.
What could've the Towers done to not start 9/11?
Call 911.
Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.
Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Why can't Michael Jackson come within 500 meters of a school?
Because he's dead. 😁
What’s the difference between Hitler and a bug?
Nothing.
Why was Hitler a Baka at mathematics? Because he can only count to Nein.
I usually don't make 9/11 jokes, but they just are fire.
Who is the fastest reader? The 9/11 victims, because they went through 20 stories.
Titanic didn't sink by an iceberg.
Titanic sank by 100000000000000000000000 Titanics.