History jokes

What is the reason for why women never look to the right?

Because they don't have any rights.

What's an old Japanese man's last words?

"Hey, that cloud looks like a mushroom, or is it just me?"

U.S.A: No Queen?

England: No towers?

Who is the fastest reader? The 9/11 victims, because they went through 20 stories.

Titanic didn't sink by an iceberg.

Titanic sank by 100000000000000000000000 Titanics.

The twin towers were just tryna take after the leaning tower of Pisa, but they lost their balance and fucked it up.

Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."

What did Hitler say to Stan after he died?

I did nazi that coming!

Why can't Michael Jackson come within 500 meters of a school?

Because he's dead. 😁

What’s the difference between Hitler and a bug?

Nothing.

What could've the Towers done to not start 9/11?

Call 911.

Name one person who would take an orphan?

Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.

Why was Hitler a Baka at mathematics? Because he can only count to Nein.

My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.

I usually don't make 9/11 jokes, but they just are fire.

I did 9/11 here's proof https://youtu.be/BVH73TonuG8

What did kings say when they were made king?

Allah ail (All hail) [insert name here]!

Where do you go to get the best fish?

A restaurant on the Titanic.

Were Japanese suicide bombers taught to fly, or was it just a quick crash course?

Was Jesus a virgin? Of course not! He was nailed before he was killed.