History jokes
Is that a bird? Is that a plane? It's a plane!
How are genders different than the Twin Towers?
There are two genders.
My uncle died in 9/11. He was in the plane that crashed in the field.
I would make a 9/11 joke, but it just wouldn't land.
What do you call a Russian rifle that went 1 rank down?
An AK-46.
Memes
Do you know how many women have been pope?
Nun.
9/11, 911, same thing.
It would be fun, they said...
It was unsinkable, they said...
School. School is a slavery joke and a Nazi joke combined.
Why is the wheel the best invention?
Because it's wheely wheely great!
I was going from Germany to Austria, and I accidentally crossed the border illegally. When the police caught me, they told me I was a Nazi. I asked them, "Why?" They said I didn't see the border.
Jesus can’t judge gay people, because he got nailed before he died.
Alvin and the Chipmunks commit war crimes.
What is the reason for why women never look to the right?
Because they don't have any rights.
Were Japanese suicide bombers taught to fly, or was it just a quick crash course?
What's an old Japanese man's last words?
"Hey, that cloud looks like a mushroom, or is it just me?"
Why can't Michael Jackson come within 500 meters of a school?
Because he's dead. 😁
What’s the difference between Hitler and a bug?
Nothing.
Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.
Why was Hitler a Baka at mathematics? Because he can only count to Nein.