Hey, America. No towers? :(
The reason why in the US their emergency number is 911 is because of my uncle Mohamed, RIP, best pilot ever.
You've been hit by, You've been struck by, Planes!
What do you call Jan[uary] 6th?
White people smearing shit on the walls of the capitol!
The thing about 9/11 and the jokes about it, for most people it flew over their head, for some it flew into their head.
I'm at school and this website isn't blocked, and I need help on who did 9/11?
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
Why did Hitler go for handicap?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.
"Nining leven BITCH. I don't know how to spell, but it's that shit where the planes flew into them towers."
When you fail art school.
I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.
9/11 was probably just a woman pilot.
What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?
They never land.
Just like the planes.
Imagine losing your child in WW2 and your son fucking respawns, so you tell him off for not getting enough kills.
Make America Great Britain again!
When I said I wanted vegetable stew, I didn’t mean boil Stephen Hawking!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The KGB.
The KGB wh-?
*slaps* I will ask the questions here.
Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!💥
"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces.
So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"
