History jokes
Bro never learned how to play Jenga. 🙄
JFK
Half is definitely a bottom.
What do you call a dinosaur that likes subtraction?
A galiminus.
We really should erect a statue of the guy who killed Hitler.
what's the difference between hitler and you?
one didn't keep posting on twitter about killing themselves.
What is the difference between climate change and the greenhouse effect, once a philosopher, twice a sodomite?
How many times was Osama bin Laden shot?
911 times.
Stop joking about Helen Keller so much! It’s rude, poor woman! You all just wait till she hears about this!
What do you call a dead black plantation worker? Fertilizer.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza but it came plain.
Why does Hitler need glasses?
Because he could Nazi.
Why is American bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
How does Moses brew his coffee?
He brews it.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
911.
911 who?
You said you would never forget.
I don't like telling nine eleven jokes, because they always crash and burn.
The twin towers were just tryna take after the leaning tower of Pisa, but they lost their balance and fucked it up.
What would Hitler be called if he abused women? Hither!
What’s the difference between Hitler and a bug?
Nothing.
If you think of a president as your king, then the USA got checkmated on November 22nd, 1963.
Why did the Roman eat pizza? He felt like it.