History jokes
What's an old Japanese man's last words?
"Hey, that cloud looks like a mushroom, or is it just me?"
Were Japanese suicide bombers taught to fly, or was it just a quick crash course?
U.S.A: No Queen?
England: No towers?
Who is the fastest reader? The 9/11 victims, because they went through 20 stories.
Why was Hitler a Baka at mathematics? Because he can only count to Nein.
Memes
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.
What did kings say when they were made king?
Allah ail (All hail) [insert name here]!
I did 9/11 here's proof https://youtu.be/BVH73TonuG8
Why can't Michael Jackson come within 500 meters of a school?
Because he's dead. π
Whatβs the difference between Hitler and a bug?
Nothing.
The twin towers were just tryna take after the leaning tower of Pisa, but they lost their balance and fucked it up.
What did Hitler say to Stan after he died?
I did nazi that coming!
Titanic didn't sink by an iceberg.
Titanic sank by 100000000000000000000000 Titanics.
I usually don't make 9/11 jokes, but they just are fire.
Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."
What could've the Towers done to not start 9/11?
Call 911.
Where do you go to get the best fish?
A restaurant on the Titanic.
Was Jesus a virgin? Of course not! He was nailed before he was killed.
Somebody asked Rosa Parks what color the Skittles were, but she answered everything was black and white.