Why can't Michael Jackson come within 500 meters of a school?
Because he's dead. 😁
History Jokes
Was Jesus a virgin? Of course not! He was nailed before he was killed.
Why didn't Hitler's girlfriend like giving him a blowjob? It left a Nazi taste in her mouth...
Somebody asked Rosa Parks what color the Skittles were, but she answered everything was black and white.
Yo mama so old, she was in third grade with Moses.
Adam and Eve had 3 male children, the only children on Earth. How did they reproduce?
So can we agree that Jesus was the first victim of cancel culture?
If I had to rate the attack on the Twin Towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.
The twin towers were the best soldiers ever. Stand together, fall together!
Lynching is just another word for "hanging around."
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11!
What do you call it when a caveman does a fart?
A blast from the past!
Why were the twin towers fighting?
Because they ordered pepperoni but got plain.
Flex tape can fix a sawed-in-half boat. Then how the f*** can it not fix the Titanic when it broke in half? Tell me!
Yo mama so old,
her memory is black and white.
What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?
The 89th floor.
What do you call 6 gay men in WW2?
Rainbow Six Siege.
It's just been discovered that as well as writing a book, Adolf Hitler also wrote one of the first computer games, "Mein Kraft."
The Titanic movie cost $200 million dollars to make, meanwhile the Titanic ship cost $400 million to construct.
Titanic was made by Paramount and 20th Century Fox. CHEAPSKATES!
What was the color of the wallpaper in the Twin Towers?
... plane.
