History

History jokes

King

What did kings say when they were made king?

Allah ail (All hail) [insert name here]!

Fish

Where do you go to get the best fish?

A restaurant on the Titanic.

Orphan

Name one person who would take an orphan?

Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.

Jesus

Was Jesus a virgin? Of course not! He was nailed before he was killed.

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  • Blowjob

    Why didn't Hitler's girlfriend like giving him a blowjob? It left a Nazi taste in her mouth...

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  • Color

    Somebody asked Rosa Parks what color the Skittles were, but she answered everything was black and white.

    Attack

    If I had to rate the attack on the Twin Towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.

    Tower

    The twin towers were the best soldiers ever. Stand together, fall together!

    Number

    Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.

    But why was 10 scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11!

    Titanic

    Flex tape can fix a sawed-in-half boat. Then how the f*** can it not fix the Titanic when it broke in half? Tell me!

    Victim

    What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?

    The 89th floor.