What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.
History Jokes
What's Hitler's favorite letter? Not Z.
I could have sworn while watching anime I saw an American Boeing B-29 Superfortress in the background dropping bombs!
Which tower is better at playing catch? The south tower, obviously. It caught 2!
Titanic is more bent than a hairline.
What do you call Hitler when he gets thrown?
A gas grenade.
Why are Americans so bad at class royals?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?
They wanted some plane fries.
Q: What's the difference between a prison and a concentration camp?
A: At least you don't die when you shower.
"Welcome to the gulag."
Hope the towers are doing well this morning, and I'll get back to you!
The West is dying...just like the romance of an empire, especially the western part of the empire. Funny that, 'cause the East was going strong.
My grandpa was the best soldier ever. He gunned down over 100 soldiers in his bunker during D-Day.
I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”
What's young, red, and has hot PTSD?
Prince Andrew's victims.
Statue of Liberty ain't even American, that b*tch is French!
Why are natives called redskins? Idk, ask the pilgrims 😂
Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
What did Grant say? "I'm gay."
What did the slaves say when they met their soon-to-be masters?
"Aaah, a ghost!"
