History jokes
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it. Oh no, we'll have to go through it!"
You know who deserves a medal? The guy who killed Hitler.
I tried to tell an Armenian genocide joke in Istanbul.
Nobody got it.
Where did George go?
Washington, D.C.
Your hairline is so bad that they used it as trenches in the World War.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.
What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.
What's Hitler's favorite letter? Not Z.
I could have sworn while watching anime I saw an American Boeing B-29 Superfortress in the background dropping bombs!
Which tower is better at playing catch? The south tower, obviously. It caught 2!
Titanic is more bent than a hairline.
What do you call Hitler when he gets thrown?
A gas grenade.
Why are Americans so bad at class royals?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?
They wanted some plane fries.
Q: What's the difference between a prison and a concentration camp?
A: At least you don't die when you shower.
"Welcome to the gulag."
Hope the towers are doing well this morning, and I'll get back to you!
The West is dying...just like the romance of an empire, especially the western part of the empire. Funny that, 'cause the East was going strong.
My grandpa was the best soldier ever. He gunned down over 100 soldiers in his bunker during D-Day.
I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”