History jokes
Why is Russia invading Ukraine?
«Мы хотим вернуть Советский Союз!»
Q: What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Adolf Hitler?
A: One got to finish a race.
Your hairline goes so far back that it had dinner with Jesus.
In a deep village in Germany, an old man asked his granddaughter, "What are you doing?"
His granddaughter replies, "Removing Polish with chemicals."
Grandpa said, "When I was young, I did the same."
Yo mama was really the reason why the Titanic sunk.
The gas prices are going up so much that even Hitler is killing himself.
JFK is definitely a bottom.
Yo hairline is so long it makes the Titanic look tiny.
How did Protestants perform in the 16th century? Well done.
Why don't we have female magicians?
'Cause the last ones got hanged.
What's the difference between Princess Diana and Thomas the Tank Engine?
Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel.
No one.
Absolutely no one.
The History Channel at 11:00 PM: Who really killed JFK?
How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.
Roses are red, violets are blue, the last time people got depressed ended World War II.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
"Nining leven BITCH. I don't know how to spell, but it's that shit where the planes flew into them towers."
What's Mussolini's favorite food?
Fussolini!
What do you call someone who used to kill people? An ex-executioner.
Yeah, I keep telling everyone 9/11 jokes, but they all just crash and burn.
Is it a bird, is it a plane?
No, it’s a 9/11 victim.