what do you call 6 gay men in ww2
rainbow six seige
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
Why do the Twin Towers have Elton John?
Because Elton "IS STILL STANDING".
The general proofreading Hitler's speeches was the original Grammar Nazi.
My sister is so stupid, she thought LBJ was Spanish for blowjob.
What do you call a house party for slaves?
An auction house.
I believe everything in the Bible until I read about the Jew giving out the free fish.
Belief in Egyptian gods is just Ra-ng (wrong). 😁
How many gears does a French tank have?
One forward and six reverse.
What was the first man made out of? Adams! (Atoms)
It would have been better if Martin Luther King didn’t have a dream.
You know, for his sake.
The Statue of Liberty is French; she ain't even American. Deport that bitch!
I hate when people make 9/11 jokes, I'm just blown away.
Dude, all Hitler asked for was a glass of juice, but everyone misheard him.
You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?
The second one never lands as good as the first one.
People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.
Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.
9/10/01
Bush: “Ok, I got this. Just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan.”
What does an armed bank robbery and Michael Jackson have in common?
Someone gets hurt.
Your hairline goes farther back to Rosa Parks' seat.
Your hairline is what caused the Great Depression.
