History jokes
Who are the fastest readers in history?
9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.
Q: Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
A: Because they lost two of their towers.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza. Instead, they got a plane.
Making 9/11 jokes? It's just plane wrong.
Why are orphans so bad at learning about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
Your forehead is so big that it could carry the passengers of the Titanic.
Why can't all orphans learn about ancient Egypt? Because they don't know what a mummy is.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens didn't exist then.
Who would win?
The laws of the Catholic Church which have been effective for over 900 years,
Or one horny Henry?
What was the last thing that went through the 9/11 jumpers' heads?
Their ankles.
Women be like if men are gone, Earth would be a better place, (forgetting) women help to create war, weapons, animal and human cruelty, and have helped to enforce laws that oppress them.
My dad died during 9/11, he was the best pilot in all Saudi Arabia.
2001, Angry Birds was so amazing. Over 500 people in 2 birds.
The view is so much better without those twins covering the city.
Well, that was a blow up!
It was a sunny day and I was in school. I had history lessons and we had a cool subject! The subject was about Penaldo, the man who statpadded against small teams and camped in the pen spot! Our teacher showed us a map with marked countries in which Penaldo dived like a dolphin!
Did y'all ever hear about the great thunder crash of September 11th?
Who are the fastest readers? The people who were in 9/11. They went through 91 stories in 1.2 seconds.
The Earth was flat until they buried you.
Have you seen the inside of Ford's Theatre? It will blow your mind. ~Abraham Lincoln
(Pick-up line) If your tits are the Twin Towers... can I be your Osama?