History jokes
Children in the Twin Towers be like: "Look, Mum, it's a plane!"
What's the 9/11 survivors' least favorite team?
New York Jets.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.
Is it me, or was 9/11 too plane? I thought it would be more exciting.
Why do animators like Christianity?
Because Jesus was the one who invented T-Pose.
He was so close but so far
My uncle died in the 9/11 attacks. He was the best pilot I had ever met.
What game did Al-Qaeda play with the Twin Towers on September 11th, 2001? Jenga.
Why is England bad at chess?
'Cause they lost their queen.
In 2001, my parents took me to 9/11. I was soaring towards it with excitement!
What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?
Osama Bin Laden.
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but they always crash and burn.
Why do terrorists like the Twin Towers?
It's the next thing they blow up.
Q: What does Abraham Lincoln have in common with a poor quality pirated movie?
A: They were both shot in a theater.
What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?
Alabama wind chimes.
I'm in the year 1930...
The Great Depression.
What was Jesus' reaction when the first black person was born?
"Holy shit, I burnt one."
What does Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?
They both come while you’re asleep.
IX + X = XXI. So XXI is two legions into one.
Jokes about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets them.
An American bully goes up to an English kid and says, "You're ugly!"
And the English kid says, "Well, wanna know why you can't play Jenga?"
"Why?" says the bully.
"Because you haven't got a tower."