History jokes
Bro never learned how to play Jenga. 🙄
Why are orphans so bad at learning about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
Q: Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
A: Because they lost two of their towers.
Your forehead is so big that it could carry the passengers of the Titanic.
Making 9/11 jokes? It's just plane wrong.
2001, Angry Birds was so amazing. Over 500 people in 2 birds.
(Pick-up line) If your tits are the Twin Towers... can I be your Osama?
Interviewer: Hey JFK, what’s your favorite song by Jessie J?
JFK: I er ah Bang Bang.
Have you seen the inside of Ford's Theatre? It will blow your mind. ~Abraham Lincoln
They say Jesus walked on water.
That's nothing. Stephen Hawking ran on batteries.
My dad died during 9/11, he was the best pilot in all Saudi Arabia.
What do you get when you mix Harry Houdini, a basketball, and the 17th president?
Magic Johnson.
What do you call a dinosaur with a butt?
A Butt-asaurus.
The Earth was flat until they buried you.
So, every time I walk in the door, my kid shuts his laptop. So, I check his history. It was good, but my wife checked mine, and she didn't say the same. The words I heard were, "Get out!"
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Because walls.
Who are the fastest readers? The people who were in 9/11. They went through 91 stories in 1.2 seconds.
The view is so much better without those twins covering the city.
Well, that was a blow up!
Did y'all ever hear about the great thunder crash of September 11th?
What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common?
Once they're gone, they never come back.