History jokes
Donald Trump and Fanta both have some things in common.
They are both orange and were conceived from Nazis!
What's the difference between a toaster and a ten-year-old Chinese girl? A Japanese soldier would regret sticking his d*ck into a toaster.
Who’s more excited than a kid on his birthday?
Jimmy Savile in a primary school playground.
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?
In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" 🤣
Why is America the fastest readers?
They went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
Memes
Your hairline goes sooooo far back that dinosaurs exist on it.
Was your dad a pilot? Because I rate you a 9/11.
Normally I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it’s two plane.
My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
You could say Japanese car fans and ancient Egyptians are alike—they both worship Datsun.
Ever heard of the game T.T.2: 9/11? That game was bomb.
TommyInnit said, "Long live the Queen." Look at where she's at now.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they were pissed as all they got was plane.
9/11 called for help. What did that get? Nothing.
Yo Mama is so FAT, it wasn't an iceberg that sank it, she was called, "THE MAMABERG!"
Why do US suck at chess? We lost both our towers.
Why is England so good at chess? They still have their queen.
Why does Russia suck at chess? They only have pawns.
What should you use to battle a T-Rex?
A dino-sword.
Two of my grandpas died in WW2.
Their tower fell over.
Did you know the Bible has a passage about killing babies by smashing them against rocks?
That's probably because microwaves hadn't been invented yet.
What's so bad about 9 divided by 11?