Two of my grandpas died in WW2.
Their tower fell over.
Are you the Twin Towers? 'Cause you sure upgraded.
What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?
Once they turn 18, they never come back.
I asked the Titanic an icebreaker question.
It couldn't answer.
Jeffrey Dahmer was craving 5 Guys before it was a restaurant.
My classmate, Hailey Legacy.
Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik's Cubes?
Because they're good at separating colors.
You know who deserves a medal? The guy who killed Hitler.
I tried to tell an Armenian genocide joke in Istanbul.
Nobody got it.
Where did George go?
Washington, D.C.