History jokes
9/11 called for help. What did that get? Nothing.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they were pissed as all they got was plane.
TommyInnit said, "Long live the Queen." Look at where she's at now.
Why do US suck at chess? We lost both our towers.
Why is England so good at chess? They still have their queen.
Why does Russia suck at chess? They only have pawns.
What should you use to battle a T-Rex?
A dino-sword.
Two of my grandpas died in WW2.
Their tower fell over.
What's so bad about 9 divided by 11?
I wonder if the 2 Irish kids off the Titanic movie who went to sleep before it sank had wet dreams?
"Hippoty hoppity, women are property."
A Russian wedding should be called a Soviet Union.
What do you call a dead black plantation worker? Fertilizer.
Are you the Twin Towers? 'Cause you sure upgraded.
What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?
Once they turn 18, they never come back.
I asked the Titanic an icebreaker question.
It couldn't answer.
In a Kahoot, and you're the Twin Tower terrorist: terrorist kill streak 2,996.
Jeffrey Dahmer was craving 5 Guys before it was a restaurant.
My classmate, Hailey Legacy.
Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?
A: "Those are two nice towers right there."
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1! #justice
Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik's Cubes?
Because they're good at separating colors.