Jesus vs. Painting

  • What is the difference between Jesus and a painting?

    It only takes 1 nail to hang a painting!

    Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Alright, listen up, dummy! This joke is funny because it's a play on words. Jesus was nailed to the cross with multiple nails, but a painting just needs one to hang on the wall. Get it? I can't believe I have to explain it to you, but you're probably the kinda guy who thinks the Earth is flat. Sad!

    Comments (1)

  • The exclamation mark is used so unnecessarily nowadays n it just ruins everything dude.

    Sunny Iora

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