History jokes

2001/9/11, that day was fire.

If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, then why was 10 afraid?

Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.

The Lenovo computers at school stopped working.

They had to call an archeologist.

I don't like telling nine eleven jokes, because they always crash and burn.

Did you hear that song about 9/11? It was a real banger!

Your hairline is so far back that it killed the dinosaurs.

Helen Keller walks into a bar... and a table... and a chair... and a wall.

What's a building's first crush? A plane.

Can you imagine what was the last thing that went through their brains?

The knee caps.

What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?

One held its balance, the other two fell.

The youngest of the Twin Towers said, "Goodbye, brotha." But the one who got hit, which is the oldest, said, "If I go down, you go with me!"

Me and Billy Bob the 1st, Billy Bob the 2nd, and Billy Bob 4th Jr. were all in the Twin Towers.

JFK was so popular he was banged in front of his Wife.

Your hairline goes so far back even history can’t record it.

"September 11th plane driving classes for free."

The Twin Towers were like a woman stuck in the washer machine. They both got freed.

"Welcome to the gulag."

Hope the towers are doing well this morning, and I'll get back to you!

The West is dying...just like the romance of an empire, especially the western part of the empire. Funny that, 'cause the East was going strong.

I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”