History jokes
A dog walked into a tavern and said, “I can’t see a thing. I’ll open this one.” The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.
If you're taking notes in history class, aren't you just rewriting history?
White Russians, do you mean red, white, blue, and dead White Russians?
I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.
Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it's in the middle of 9/11!
Memes
"We can't go under... We can't go over... Oh no, we got to go through it!"
What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?
Nothing, they are both just memories.
Why are natives called redskins? Idk, ask the pilgrims 😂
Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
No, Stephen Hawking wasn't the first man to walk on the moon.
What did Grant say? "I'm gay."
What did the slaves say when they met their soon-to-be masters?
"Aaah, a ghost!"
You could say ancient Egyptians and JDM car fans are alike--they both worship Datsun.
What do you call a prehistoric crow? Crow-Magnon.
Jokes about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets it.
What do royals and hot dogs have in common?
They're usually in bread.
How does Moses brew his coffee?
He brews it.
What's Mussolini's favorite food?
Fussolini!
Why didn’t the Twin Towers like their pizza?
Cause it was plain.
My dad died in 9/11... He was the best pilot I know.