History jokes
The youngest of the Twin Towers said, "Goodbye, brotha." But the one who got hit, which is the oldest, said, "If I go down, you go with me!"
Me and Billy Bob the 1st, Billy Bob the 2nd, and Billy Bob 4th Jr. were all in the Twin Towers.
His hairline is so ugly that Martin Luther King had a dream about it.
Your hairline goes so far back even history can’t record it.
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
What’s the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survived—my grandpa. The others have fallen—his friends.
Billy: Hey kid, why are you sad?
Orphan: Oh, I'm waiting for my parents.
Billy: Oh, and how long have you been here?
Orphan: About 200 years.
What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?
Osama Bin Laden.
Why don't we have female magicians?
'Cause the last ones got hanged.
Society is like chess, it's always whites vs blacks.
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
Who are the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims; they went through 91 stories in 11 seconds.
What's a building's first crush? A plane.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?
One held its balance, the other two fell.
I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.
2001/9/11, that day was fire.
Why was the soldier reading the Geneva convention?
To-do list.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
Me: Y’all should start calling me 1943.
Friend: Why?
Me: 'Cause I’m going through my own Great Depression.