History jokes
What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?
Once they turn 18, they never come back.
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it. Oh no, we'll have to go through it!"
In a Kahoot, and you're the Twin Tower terrorist: terrorist kill streak 2,996.
My classmate, Hailey Legacy.
Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?
A: It's already done for you.
The Twin Towers ordered 3 tacos.
One was just a plane tortilla.
The other one was also just a plane tortilla.
And the third one went to the wrong address.
Who are the quickest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 34 stories in 4 seconds.
No matter how much I cry, the white people still left me hanging.
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A double Manhattan.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered burgers, but what they got was plane.
Who are the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims; they went through 91 stories in 11 seconds.
Did you hear that song about 9/11? It was a real banger!
What do you call an artist who couldn't make it as Hitler?
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
Society is like chess, it's always whites vs blacks.
What’s the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
Why did the Dinosaur cross the road?
'Cause the Chicken wasn't born yet.
Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survived—my grandpa. The others have fallen—his friends.
I am sure this was the type of economy Judas Iscariot was in when he betrayed Jesus.
What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?
Osama Bin Laden.