History jokes
Where did the king put his armies?
In his sleevies.
Did you know Helen had a playhouse in her backyard? Neither did she!
Teacher: Tell me about the history of Tsar Nicholas (blah blah blah).
Student: How should I know, that's his story?
What do Marie Antoinette and 2005-2012 Korn have in common?
They're both Headless.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
'Cause she didn't wear a seatbelt.
Memes
joe mama roast
Which legendary Dutch wanderer slept for twenty years, except when he got up to pee?
Rip Van Tinkle.
What do you call a prehistoric crow? Crow-Magnon.
Who are the fastest readers in the world? New Yorkers. They went through 110 stories in under 10 seconds.
Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: 9/11 victims. They went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
"Bippity Boppity Boop! Bill Cosby's coming for you!"
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plain!
You could say ancient Egyptians and JDM car fans are alike--they both worship Datsun.
What do royals and hot dogs have in common?
They're usually in bread.
Jokes about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets it.
What do you call a dead black plantation worker? Fertilizer.
My grandmother made her passage on a boat. The thing wasn’t the only thing that went down.
Why does Adolf hate golf?
He ended up in the bunker.
What is the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.
I find it interesting that if you rearrange the letters in the word “Mother-in-law” you get the words “Woman Hitler”.
What’s Hitler’s favorite letter?
Not Z.