One day a Chief was talking to his son... "Son," the father said, "Long ago the Woman didn't have anybody to take her to BINGO. So, the Creator put the Woman to sleep and cut off her butt cheeks and made her a Man. That's why today Indian Women have no butt, and the Men are called Buttheads!"
My granddad died in Auschwitz in WW2...
He fell from a tower.
What’s the difference between a cow and Hitler jokes? You can’t milk the cow after 12 years.
I was watching a documentary about how storks carry babies from their previous life to the next.
In his old life, Michael Jackson must’ve been a teddy bear. The storks let him play with kids for a change.
You failed Helen Keller's speech class? It's okay, she's not a very good speaker.
Look! An ancient African city!
From the makers of Timbukone...
Why did the knight cross the road?
He can't because his armor was too heavy.
Q: How did Helen Keller break her wrist?
A: Reading road signs.
Why did the knights laugh when they run?
The grass tickled their balls. 😅😂🤣
What happens when Helen Keller picks her nose?
She slurs her words...
A customer asked me to look at their hairline. I time traveled back to the dinosaurs.
What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.
What do Hiroshima and Nagasaki share in common with balls?
They both drop.
My mom told me we were flying to a building to see my aunt. I wondered, "Are we about to relive 9/11?"
Why can't we see or sense kamikazes' bombs?
They're out of plane sight.
What did the Brit say to the American?
Well here comes fascism.
What war game can the French win? None, they are always losing.
Why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war?
Because they were just roman around.
In our history class we were on our China unit and learning a little about gunpowder.
And I said "WOAH THAT'S LIT!"
Scientist time travels into the year 2024.
Scientist: So, what happened with the storming of Area 51?
Pedestrian: Oh, you mean The 51 Massacre?
