History jokes
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1! #justice
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.
My grandmother made her passage on a boat. The thing wasn’t the only thing that went down.
What do you call a dead black plantation worker? Fertilizer.
Are you the Twin Towers? 'Cause you sure upgraded.
Memes
Long live the quee—Oh wait...
Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?
A: It's already done for you.
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it. Oh no, we'll have to go through it!"
Jeffrey Dahmer was craving 5 Guys before it was a restaurant.
In a Kahoot, and you're the Twin Tower terrorist: terrorist kill streak 2,996.
A Russian wedding should be called a Soviet Union.
Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?
A: "Those are two nice towers right there."
Your hairline is so bad that they used it as trenches in the World War.
What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.
What's Hitler's favorite letter? Not Z.
I could have sworn while watching anime I saw an American Boeing B-29 Superfortress in the background dropping bombs!
Which tower is better at playing catch? The south tower, obviously. It caught 2!
I asked the Titanic an icebreaker question.
It couldn't answer.
Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik's Cubes?
Because they're good at separating colors.
My classmate, Hailey Legacy.