History jokes
When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye, but when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, suddenly people lose their shit?
I think Abraham Lincoln was gay because a guy shot from behind.
How does white people's backyard look like? Cotton field!
Just ask for a hotspot on September 9, 2001, you'll know.
Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survived—my grandpa. The others have fallen—his friends.
Which legendary Dutch wanderer slept for twenty years, except when he got up to pee?
Rip Van Tinkle.
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
I watched a documentary called "Redline Carrera: Birth of the Memes." It all started with Paul Walker.
I’m old enough to remember innocent times when the worst headline was plane hijackers flying into buildings.
Donald Trump and Fanta both have some things in common.
They are both orange and were conceived from Nazis!
It was the year 1912. I was in the SS Titanic, and I woke from a dream to think, "I've heard of wet dreams, but is that WATER?"
What were the terrorist of 9/11 thinking?
We can’t go over it, we can’t go under it, we'll have to go through it.
"Among Us" is a game (Skeld) where there is an imposter trying to hijack the ship and kill everyone. Does this sound similar to September 11, 2001?
Your hairline goes so far back even history can’t record it.
Why is America so bad at chess?
Because they already lost two towers.
Jake had sex and broke her hymen, guess he’s Jake the ripper.
Kid: Hey, what’s black and sneaky!
Social studies teacher: Harriet Tubman.
Yo mama so OLD...
Her first Christmas... WAS the FIRST CHRISTMAS!
You know Hitler loves you when he comes up to you on Valentine's Day and he says, "Will you be my Valenein?"
Why is America bad at chess? We already lost two towers.