History jokes
What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden Dropping beats like the Twin Towers!
What did Jessiey do?
Jump and make a explosionnnnnnnn, heyyyy gas!
I walked up to some Arabs and said "Alawakba," then here came the second tower.
What is the difference between genders and the Twin Towers?
They used to be two, now it's a touchy subject.
Why did the Titanic sink? Because everyone played Simon Says!
What is the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.
I find it interesting that if you rearrange the letters in the word “Mother-in-law” you get the words “Woman Hitler”.
Whoever kills Hitler goes to heaven.
Oh, wait... never mind...
What is the name of Hellen Keller's dog?
NYAHHH NYAHH NYUUUU NYAAHHHAADUUDU!
Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn’t all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.
Time flies by, doesn’t it?
But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.
When a clock goes forward, it goes "tic-tac," but when Rommel goes backwards, it's tactic.
My friend said that gay people existed 10 years ago.
He can tell the future.
Q: Why was the Tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.
Yo mama so old, she was accepted for the museum.
Where did Sora go during Nagasaki?
Everywhere.
South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.
North Tower: No, that was da plane.
What did the Twin Towers say when they saw the airplane?
Batter up!
How was the Roman Empire cut in half? With Caesar!