History jokes

What war did the black community win?

The Obama era. Only to lose to a smarter white person.

Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time, so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.

Kobe: Take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.

Why can't Americans play chess? They have no towers.

I rate the atmosphere of Israel a 10/7; real good stuff there, looks like an actual movie!

My father was a great pilot. He died on 9/11.

I saw two really tall guys. I walked up and said, "I didn't know we still have the Twin Towers!"

Why does Russia suck at chess? They only have pawns.

What did the Titanic say as it sank?

I’m nominating all passengers for the Ice Bucket Challenge!

When you're working in the Twin Towers, but you have to turn your computer to airplane mode.

Time flies by, doesn’t it?

But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.

I heard that the Twin Towers have some plane DNA.

Why are there no Africans on cruise ships from Africa to America?

Once again, they don't fall for the trick!

Ted Bundy walks into a bar wearing all black. The bartender asks, “Whose funeral is it?”

Ted Bundy looks around the room and replies, “I haven’t decided yet.”

When a clock goes forward, it goes "tic-tac," but when Rommel goes backwards, it's tactic.

I was walking with my black best friend, and he was meeting my parents, and after I got there, they said, "Who's this?" I said, "Well, I own him."

What do you say to the USA after 9/11? Checkmate.

Why are the two friends like the Twin Towers?

They fell apart.

I don't like Twin Tower jokes. They always tend to crash and burn.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Twins.

Twins who?

Twins go boom boom today on 9/11.

When does a Pentagon have 4 sides? When it's intercepted by a plane.