History jokes
Normally I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it’s two plane.
Your hairline goes sooooo far back that dinosaurs exist on it.
Why is America the fastest readers?
They went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
Was your dad a pilot? Because I rate you a 9/11.
What did Hitler say to Stan after he died?
I did nazi that coming!
Who’s more excited than a kid on his birthday?
Jimmy Savile in a primary school playground.
Why did the Romans build straight roads? So the Pakis (bastards) didn't build corner shops.
TommyInnit said, "Long live the Queen." Look at where she's at now.
What do Hitler and Trump have in common? They both do hand gestures.
Did you know the Bible has a passage about killing babies by smashing them against rocks?
That's probably because microwaves hadn't been invented yet.
Yo Mama is so FAT, it wasn't an iceberg that sank it, she was called, "THE MAMABERG!"
9/11 called for help. What did that get? Nothing.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they were pissed as all they got was plane.
What should you use to battle a T-Rex?
A dino-sword.
What's so bad about 9 divided by 11?
I wonder if the 2 Irish kids off the Titanic movie who went to sleep before it sank had wet dreams?
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi (not see).
Ted Bundy walks into a bar wearing all black. The bartender asks, “Whose funeral is it?”
Ted Bundy looks around the room and replies, “I haven’t decided yet.”
I loved the Twin Towers, it's a shame my dad didn't.
What did Jessiey do?
Jump and make a explosionnnnnnnn, heyyyy gas!