History jokes
What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?
They always getting hit.
What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.
My friend said that gay people existed 10 years ago.
He can tell the future.
If you think of a president as your king, then the USA got checkmated on November 22nd, 1963.
Q: Why was the Tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Memes
What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.
What did the Twin Towers say when they saw the airplane?
Batter up!
Yo mama so old, she was accepted for the museum.
How was the Roman Empire cut in half? With Caesar!
Where did Sora go during Nagasaki?
Everywhere.
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?
They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.
The Twin Towers ordered 3 tacos.
One was just a plane tortilla.
The other one was also just a plane tortilla.
And the third one went to the wrong address.
Yo mom's so old, she went into the museum and walked out with a raise.
I never make that type of joke. They always seem to crash and burn.
South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.
North Tower: No, that was da plane.
Why was the North Tower a bad doctor when the South Tower collapsed?
Because the North Tower didn’t do CPR.
What happened to people in Hiroshima and Nagasaki? They swapped races.
What is the difference between genders and the Twin Towers?
They used to be two, now it's a touchy subject.
My dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot.
(The plane) we can’t go over it, we can’t go under it. Oh no, we have to go through it.