History jokes
What's young, red, and has hot PTSD?
Prince Andrew's victims.
Statue of Liberty ain't even American, that b*tch is French!
Why are natives called redskins? Idk, ask the pilgrims đ
Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
What did Grant say? "I'm gay."
What did the slaves say when they met their soon-to-be masters?
"Aaah, a ghost!"
I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.
Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.
I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.
A dog walked into a tavern and said, âI canât see a thing. Iâll open this one.â The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it's in the middle of 9/11!
"We can't go under... We can't go over... Oh no, we got to go through it!"
White Russians, do you mean red, white, blue, and dead White Russians?
(1968) - Hellen Keller died, didnât you hear?
No?
Well neither did she.
If you're taking notes in history class, aren't you just rewriting history?
Whatâs the difference between the twin towers and your parents?
Nothing, they are both just memories.
Tried making jokes about 9/11, but it just kept falling apart.
Someone ordered pizza on a tower... A plane came.
The best football game was the Jets against the Twin Towers.
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
"Lmao, you twins don't know how to play Jenga. Here, let me show you how!" (BOOM) ;)
2001/9/11, that day was fire.