History jokes
Did you know the Bible has a passage about killing babies by smashing them against rocks?
That's probably because microwaves hadn't been invented yet.
Yo Mama is so FAT, it wasn't an iceberg that sank it, she was called, "THE MAMABERG!"
What do Hitler and Trump have in common? They both do hand gestures.
TommyInnit said, "Long live the Queen." Look at where she's at now.
9/11 called for help. What did that get? Nothing.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they were pissed as all they got was plane.
What's so bad about 9 divided by 11?
I wonder if the 2 Irish kids off the Titanic movie who went to sleep before it sank had wet dreams?
"Hippoty hoppity, women are property."
Barack Obama and Tork Poettschke are at the Natural History Museum. They stop in front of a showcase.
"These are the eggs from the ostrich!"
"Aha, and where are Trump's eggs?"
Why are Black people afraid of ghosts?
Because ghosts remind them of the KKK.
Your hairline go so far back it remember the Civil War, ugly ahh.
How do you know Adam and Eve were white?
Have you ever tried taking a rib from black women?
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and on their land.
Why do people hit their electronics when they don’t work?
You keep the tradition of hitting black things.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
Cotton waiting to be picked.
What is the difference between a black man and Jew?
One was born burnt.
What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?
Usain finished the races.
Nah, I'm Hawaiian but I'm also Japanese. So does that mean I bombed my own harbor?
The truth behind Hitler's suicide: his gas bill was too high.