I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.
Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.
History Jokes
I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.
A dog walked into a tavern and said, “I can’t see a thing. I’ll open this one.” The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it's in the middle of 9/11!
"We can't go under... We can't go over... Oh no, we got to go through it!"
White Russians, do you mean red, white, blue, and dead White Russians?
(1968) - Hellen Keller died, didn’t you hear?
No?
Well neither did she.
If you're taking notes in history class, aren't you just rewriting history?
What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?
Nothing, they are both just memories.
Tried making jokes about 9/11, but it just kept falling apart.
Someone ordered pizza on a tower... A plane came.
The best football game was the Jets against the Twin Towers.
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
"Lmao, you twins don't know how to play Jenga. Here, let me show you how!" (BOOM) ;)
2001/9/11, that day was fire.
What do you call a blind German? A not-see Nazi.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they only got the plane.
What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?
Planes.
Harry Kane and Hitler are similar; they both did nazi them losing.
What do you call a Fuhrer who's also a fitness coach?
Adolf Fit-ler.
Society is like chess, it's always whites vs blacks.
