What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
What Lord of the Rings book is banned from the United States?
The Two Towers.
Why did Hitler's cookies taste bad? He forgot to clean out the oven.
Titanic is like our president; it cracks in half and dies.
Fat women can't walk, but on 9/11, they ran.
9/11 jokes just don't fly around me.
Why did the dinosaur take a bath?
So it can get ex-stinked!
It's just been discovered that as well as writing a book, Adolf Hitler also wrote one of the first computer games, "Mein Kraft."
What was the color of the wallpaper in the Twin Towers?
... plane.
What did the Americans call the Battle of Midway after Pearl Harbor?
The Jap trap.
"hipede hop hiped d the twin towers will be gone tomoreo at 8:43"
How does Moses make his tea?
He Brews!!!
An orphan went up to Nikola Tesla and asked to travel in time. He then saw his parents put him in a building, saying, "You now live here!"
Why are Nazis so good at soccer?
Because they're so good at shooting.
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Because the cleaner left the landing lights on!
I like sucking the Twin Towers off, but then I forgot dad already finished the job.
I would have loved to ride the Titanic at least once ;)
iykyk
Ready when you are, KK.
You know Thomas Paine, right? Well, clearly he had some common sense too, right?
