History jokes
Do you know how to confuse Helen Keller?
Put her in a room and tell her to find the corner.
How do we know the Ancient Egyptians were into organized crime?
They were always using pyramid schemes!
Osama Bin Laden is his name.
Crashing planes is his game.
Why is America so bad at chess?
They lost both of their towers.
Q: Why can't you tell 9/11 jokes in a comedy club?
A: They always crash and burn.
Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."
I usually don't make 9/11 jokes, but they just are fire.
Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.
R.I.P. Queen Elizabeth II.
Why was going through JFK's head when he was getting assassinated? A bullet.
You know how many people said, "This ship will never sink?"
They jinxed it by saying "never sink."
What did the kamikaze instructor say to the students?
"Okay guys, watch very carefully because I can only show you this demonstration once."
Yo mama's so fat that the earth used to be flat before they buried her.
Q: Did you hear about the Twin Towers?
A: No, what happened?
Q: Apparently, the design was fundamentally floored!
My dad died in 9/11....
He was a good driver.
Kid: “What happened to Dad?”
Mom: “He flew into the Twin Towers.”
I was at a train station and a woman ran up to me and asked, "Is this train running on time?" I said, "No, it runs on steam and coal."
Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.
What kinda pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Two plains.
It was a sunny day and I was in school. I had history lessons and we had a cool subject! The subject was about Penaldo, the man who statpadded against small teams and camped in the pen spot! Our teacher showed us a map with marked countries in which Penaldo dived like a dolphin!