If you go to someone's house and see the flag of the former Soviet Union hanging on the wall,
that's a big red flag!
History Jokes
The Twin Towers ordered pepperoni pizza, instead they got plain.
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?
The Twin Towers.
You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to the men he took home that said they were hungry? "I've got Ben and Jerry's in the freezer."
The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
Me and Billy Bob the 1st, Billy Bob the 2nd, and Billy Bob 4th Jr. were all in the Twin Towers.
Who is older than the Twin Towers?
Billy Bob the 1th. He was older than the Twin Towers. He was born 3 minutes before the Twin Towers and is still alive today.
Why did the plane cross the sky?
To hit the Twin Towers...
The youngest of the Twin Towers said, "Goodbye, brotha." But the one who got hit, which is the oldest, said, "If I go down, you go with me!"
Why were the Twin Towers scared for dinner? Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
Eugenics is Hitler-like and, more importantly, feminist thinking.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Why are the twin towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza and got a plane!
what did Germany and Austria do after ww2?
accepted all art students
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Cause they already lost two towers.
Nobody:
JFK: :) Hi guys!
JFK's killer: Ayo look at this shit, I just hit a clip.
What is similar between Hitler and Trump?
They both want to keep races out.
One more 360 noscope for my montage.
JFK tried meditating. He told everyone he is very open-minded.
