Ever heard of the show naked and afraid? thats what i call hide and seek with my uncle.
A Pilot is having a talk with one of his passengers, the passenger asks, "Why did you become a Pilot?" The Pilot replies with, "To face my fears." The passenger then says "You're afraid of heights?". "No, i'm afraid of dying alone".
"Sir, I'm afraid your son can't attend our swimming lessons anymore."
"Why not?"
"He keeps peeing in the pool."
"Well, all kids pee in the pool."
"Not from the diving board!"
People who are afraid of pedophiles... need to grow up.
Chuck Norris sleeps with the light on, not because he is afraid of the darkness, but because the darkness is afraid of him.
You know how 6 is afraid of 7 because 789 well 10 is afraid because he was in the middle of 9/11
Why is 6 afraid of 7? It’s not. Numbers aren’t sentient and are therefore incapable of feeling fear.
What did me an my uncle call hide and seek? Naked and afraid
Why was the cow afraid? He was a cow-herd.
Why was 8 afraid of 7
because 7 was a 6 offender
Why was 6 afraid to go camping with 7?
Because 7 ONEted TWO bring THREE knives FOUR surFIVEal, but 6 secretly knew that 7 hEIGHTed him, and didn’t have beNINE inTENtions.
Read this out loud to yourself and it’ll make sense. ;)
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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine. But why did seven eat nine? Because seven knew you had to have three squared meals a day
Why is Joe Biden afraid of getting COVID? Because he'd lose his sense of smell.
Do you knows the tv show naked and afraid wall that’s what my grandpa and me played when I was young
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Seven’s been worried about six even since he left Afghanistan. Every time 6 closes his eyes, he sees the war and hears the gunshots. He sees the blood, the killing, the death, and soldiers falling. When he looks at seven, he remembers when they were forced to eat their own flesh to not starve in those caves. He sees the war and the flashbacks will come back forever, burned into his soul and mind.
I would tell you a recycling joke
But I’m afraid it’d just be reused over and over
I have so many orphan jokes im afraid most of them wont hit home.
i don't say funny stuff because I'm afraid they will take the German passport from me
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender
