Ever heard of the show "Naked and Afraid"? That's what I call hide-and-seek with my uncle.
A pilot is having a talk with one of his passengers. The passenger asks, "Why did you become a pilot?" The pilot replies with, "To face my fears." The passenger then says, "You're afraid of heights?" "No, I'm afraid of dying alone."
Why were 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9. Then why was 10 afraid? Because it was between 9/11.
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43? Floor 44 ππ
"Sir, I'm afraid your son can't attend our swimming lessons anymore."
"Why not?"
"He keeps peeing in the pool."
"Well, all kids pee in the pool."
"Not from the diving board!"
People who are afraid of pedophiles... need to grow up.
Chuck Norris sleeps with the light on, not because he is afraid of the darkness, but because the darkness is afraid of him.
You know how 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 8 9? Well, 10 is afraid because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Itβs not. Numbers arenβt sentient and are therefore incapable of feeling fear.
What did me and my uncle call hide and seek? Naked and afraid.
Why was the cow afraid?
He was a cow herd.
Why was 8 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a 6 offender.
Why was 6 afraid to go camping with 7?
Because 7 wanted to bring two knives for survival, but 6 secretly knew that 7 hated him, and didnβt have benign intentions.
Read this out loud to yourself and itβll make sense. ;)
Jill goes home one night with a guy she met at a club. He's tall, super hot, and seems different than most guys she meets. They arrive at his place and head straight to his room. Jill can't help but notice a shelf full of teddy bears. On the bottom are small teddy bears, on the middle are medium-sized teddy bears, and finally, on the top are large teddy bears, all lined up beside each other.
She begins to think that he is sentimental and sweet, and isn't afraid to show it. Her heart melts and she want to give him the best night of his life. She gives him a blowjob, and lets him really give it to her, and even takes it in the rear! In the morning, she slowly gets dressed, and smiles at him and asks, "How was that?" He nods and says, "Not too fuckin' bad at all. Help yourself to a prize on the second shelf!"
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine. But why did seven eat nine? Because seven knew you had to have three squared meals a day.
Why is Joe Biden afraid of getting COVID?
Because he'd lose his sense of smell.
Do you know the TV show "Naked and Afraid?" Well, that's what my grandpa and I played when I was young.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Sevenβs been worried about six even since he left Afghanistan. Every time 6 closes his eyes, he sees the war and hears the gunshots. He sees the blood, the killing, the death, and soldiers falling. When he looks at seven, he remembers when they were forced to eat their own flesh to not starve in those caves. He sees the war and the flashbacks will come back forever, burned into his soul and mind.
I would tell you a recycling joke.
But Iβm afraid itβd just be reused over and over.
I have so many orphan jokes. I'm afraid most of them won't hit home.
I don't say funny stuff because I'm afraid they will take the German passport from me.
