Why was 6 afraid to go camping with 7?
Because 7 ONEted TWO bring THREE knives FOUR surFIVEal, but 6 secretly knew that 7 hEIGHTed him, and didn’t have beNINE inTENtions.
Read this out loud to yourself and it’ll make sense. ;)
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine. But why did seven eat nine? Because seven knew you had to have three squared meals a day
i don't say funny stuff because I'm afraid they will take the German passport from me
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender
I'd tell you a Kobe joke But I am afraid It wouldnt land well
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. Its not dead, just afraid to move.
All trucks are monster trucks if you’re afraid of trucks
Why is an orphan afraid to play baseball? They are afraid the won't find home.
me: im afraid of random letters
therapist: you are?
me: [screams]
therapist: oh i see
me: [screaming intensifies]
Why was 6 so afraid of 7?
7 killed 6's parents.
Have you watched the the show Naked and Afraid? Well, I play it every Saturday with my uncle.
Why was 9 afraid of 20? -- 28 29s.
Chuck Norris died, but Death was to afraid to tell him.
Why wasn’t the duck afraid to cross the road because he wasn’t chicken
Ever heard of the show naked and afraid? thats what i call hide and seek with my uncle.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate nine
Why is 7 afraid of 6?
Because 7 is a vegetarian
And 6 is a cannibal
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he was afraid of getting LOST in the BARS
A Pilot is having a talk with one of his passengers, the passenger asks, "Why did you become a Pilot?" The Pilot replies with, "To face my fears." The passenger then says "You're afraid of heights?". "No, i'm afraid of dying alone".
