History jokes
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.
Why did 10 die??
Because he was in between 9/11.
Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke. They always collapse and burn.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni and cheese pizza, but instead got plain!
(Not an orphan joke).
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they've lost 2 towers.
Why does America suck at chess? Because they already lost their two towers.
Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony. He opened up a pasta shop and made some macaroni.
I hate when people make 9/11 jokes, I'm just blown away.
If you go to someone's house and see the flag of the former Soviet Union hanging on the wall,
that's a big red flag!
The Twin Towers ordered pepperoni pizza, instead they got plain.
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?
The Twin Towers.
You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to the men he took home that said they were hungry? "I've got Ben and Jerry's in the freezer."
The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
Me and Billy Bob the 1st, Billy Bob the 2nd, and Billy Bob 4th Jr. were all in the Twin Towers.
Who is older than the Twin Towers?
Billy Bob the 1th. He was older than the Twin Towers. He was born 3 minutes before the Twin Towers and is still alive today.
Why did the plane cross the sky?
To hit the Twin Towers...
The youngest of the Twin Towers said, "Goodbye, brotha." But the one who got hit, which is the oldest, said, "If I go down, you go with me!"
Why were the Twin Towers scared for dinner? Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
Eugenics is Hitler-like and, more importantly, feminist thinking.