History jokes
What’s the difference between a cow and 9/11?
A cow can’t be milked for 21 years.
Dude, all Hitler asked for was a glass of juice, but everyone misheard him.
What did the British soldiers say while in the trenches? "Damn, it's windy out here!"
What did Osama have?
Two Boeings and a dream.
You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.
9/11 hahahahaha. Lawrence, I hope you read this!
Why can't Michael Jackson come within 500 meters of a school?
Because he's dead. 😁
Your hairline goes so far back even history can’t record it.
England: No towers?
America: No queen?
England: Remember 1812?
America: No tea?
JFK was so popular he was banged in front of his Wife.
Your chest is flatter than pre-Aristotle's concept of Earth.
Why is England so bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they lost their queen.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
His hairline is so ugly that Martin Luther King had a dream about it.
I know a good airplane joke, but it will probably go over your head.
Twin Towers: "No, it won't."
"the floor is lava!"
- everyone, Pompeii 79 A.D.
Why can’t orphans learn about ancient times?
Because they don’t know what a mummy is.
What did they find in Jeffery Dahmer's apartment?
Jack in a box.
What do Jesus and a painting have in common?
They hang by nails.
Your forehead is so big that it could carry the passengers of the Titanic.