History jokes
Dude, all Hitler asked for was a glass of juice, but everyone misheard him.
What did the British soldiers say while in the trenches? "Damn, it's windy out here!"
What did Osama have?
Two Boeings and a dream.
You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.
9/11 hahahahaha. Lawrence, I hope you read this!
Why can't Michael Jackson come within 500 meters of a school?
Because he's dead. đ
Your hairline goes so far back even history canât record it.
England: No towers?
America: No queen?
England: Remember 1812?
America: No tea?
JFK was so popular he was banged in front of his Wife.
Your chest is flatter than pre-Aristotle's concept of Earth.
Why is England so bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they lost their queen.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
His hairline is so ugly that Martin Luther King had a dream about it.
I know a good airplane joke, but it will probably go over your head.
Twin Towers: "No, it won't."
"the floor is lava!"
- everyone, Pompeii 79 A.D.
Why canât orphans learn about ancient times?
Because they donât know what a mummy is.
What did they find in Jeffery Dahmer's apartment?
Jack in a box.
What do Jesus and a painting have in common?
They hang by nails.
Your forehead is so big that it could carry the passengers of the Titanic.
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.