History jokes
What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!
Me: "The villain has a point, you know."
Everyone else watching the WW2 documentary:
My dad died in 9/11. I'll always remember his last words:
Allah hu akbar.
Did you know Princess Diana's last dress she wore was white? But afterwards, it was red.
How many dead slaves does it take to change a lightbulb?
Apparently, more than 6, because my basement is still dark.
Why were the terrorists upset on 9/11? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.
What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.
You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?
The second one never lands as good as the first one.
Why did America lose the chess match?
They were down 2 towers.
Why were the Twin Towers workers disappointed? Because they ordered a ham and cheese, but all they got was a plane.
Why was the number 10 scared? Because bro was stuck between 9/11.
What’s Queen Elizabeth’s pickup line?
You’re breathtaking!
At 9/11, the people in the Twin Towers ordered pizza. They asked for pepperoni, but instead got plane.
Ppnutty68 is JFK's vice senior Ohio president.
Making 9/11 jokes? It's just plane wrong.
Waarom staat de toren van Pisa scheef?
Hij had betere reflexen dan de Twin Towers.
I watched a documentary called "Redline Carrera: Birth of the Memes." It all started with Paul Walker.
Who is the world's fastest reader?
The Twin Towers, they blew through 86 stories in 5 seconds.
Why did the Twin Towers get mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they only got plane!