England: No towers?
America: No queen?
England: Remember 1812?
America: No tea?
History Jokes
JFK was so popular he was banged in front of his Wife.
Your chest is flatter than pre-Aristotle's concept of Earth.
Why is England so bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they lost their queen.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
His hairline is so ugly that Martin Luther King had a dream about it.
I know a good airplane joke, but it will probably go over your head.
Twin Towers: "No, it won't."
"the floor is lava!"
- everyone, Pompeii 79 A.D.
Why can’t orphans learn about ancient times?
Because they don’t know what a mummy is.
What did they find in Jeffery Dahmer's apartment?
Jack in a box.
What do Jesus and a painting have in common?
They hang by nails.
Your forehead is so big that it could carry the passengers of the Titanic.
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.
Why did 10 die??
Because he was in between 9/11.
Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke. They always collapse and burn.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni and cheese pizza, but instead got plain!
(Not an orphan joke).
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they've lost 2 towers.
Why does America suck at chess? Because they already lost their two towers.
Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony. He opened up a pasta shop and made some macaroni.
I hate when people make 9/11 jokes, I'm just blown away.
