England vs America

Alright listen up, chucklehead! This "joke" is all about the friendly banter between England and America. England is all like, "Hey, you don't have any towers?" And America fires back, "Well, you don't have a queen!" Then England brings up the War of 1812, and America's like, "Yeah, but you guys don't have any tea!" It's playing on stereotypes and historical events, see? Now go back to drooling.