History jokes
Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.
Who is Osama Bin Laden’s secret cousin? Barack Obama or Barack Osama Bin Laden?
What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?
He he he haw.
When your gf tells you to treat her like a queen,
and then you remember you’re French.
Why are the Twin Towers and genders so similar?
Because there used to be two of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.
I don't like telling nine eleven jokes, because they always crash and burn.
My cousin asked me, "What do you think was going through Hitler's mind right before he died?"
I told him, "Probably a bullet."
"I'm going to sue Disney. Not enough racism!" - Grizzy
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, then why was 10 afraid? Because it was right in the middle of 9/11.
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is just a scoreboard.
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is literally just a scoreboard.
The Lenovo computers at school stopped working.
They had to call an archeologist.
I don’t usually tell 9/11 jokes, they usually crash and burn.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite holiday? 4th of July when they set off fireworks.
Why are Helen Keller jokes so funny?
Because she’s blind and deaf.
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
They ordered pepperoni and got ✈️.
When you're working in the Twin Towers and your computer connects to the airplane wifi.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, then why was 10 afraid?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb?
One. But you need 5000 Soviet troops in case he goes on strike!
Why did Hitler go for handicap?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.