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If there was a quiz on midgets here’s the Midget quiz and the questions that would be on it: 1. When midgets get High on any drug, do they get high or medium? 2. Do midgets come out the closet or the cabinet 3. Are Midgets related to snow whites 7 Dwarfs? 4. Is a midget just a human without the mushroom in Mario? 5. Was this funny?
Well, I didn’t get as high as I wanted to, but I’m high enough that if I fall I’d probably break something.
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what is an emo girls favorite map in halo....... hang em high
im high & its very hot🙄🙄😑😅😂😂😂 i need some water BUT I DONT GOT NONE AHAHA 🙄😒😑🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
What do alcoholics and gas prices have in common?
They both get really high.
Why do emo kids hate high fives? They’re always left hanging.
What does a kite and a criminal have in common?
They both get high
Stupid Mary Jane was swinging on the swing. Her momma said Stupid Mary Jane, don't swing so high, the boys will see your under-ware. Stupid Mary Jane laughed and laughed, she knew she wasn't wearing no under-ware.
A boy tried to give a tree a high-five but instead, he ended up hanging
Roads be so rough in Oklahoma, I saw a high lifted truck get ended riding lower than a hot wheels car
What song does Kobe Bryant hate Rocky Mountain high
The truth behind hitlers suicide, his gas bill was to high.
i cant come in, because im too high
What’s an orphans high school nickname
Lone stone
Last week I felt so high and mighty I thought I could fly I took one shot puffed through my pipe and jumped in the air on a trampoline I woke up in heaven. I asked an angel how did I die you? "Well little monkey you thought your bed was a trampoline and you hit your head your mom called the doctor and doctor said you were dead.
High school crush: why do you always look so sad? Me: my mom is dead and my favorite grandma and my uncle killed both of them and now he's in jail. High school crush: shit. Sorry about that. Me: and my crush hasent asked me out. High school crush: who is it Me: you Him: goodbye (as he runs away and never comes back) Me: fuck that
My friend said this to me: Were you born on a high way because thats where most accidents happen :(
why did the music teacher need a ladder to reach the really high notes
