High Jokes

As a fellow emo i find these very rude and disrespectful plz take off or i tell mom.

Also, if anyone knows any high bridges nearby please tell me (I'm asking for a friend)

P.S. I have no friends

What does a person that’s high and Helen Keller have in common? Both stare off into space

What happens when a depressed kid try’s to high-five a tree

The tree leaves them hanging

Roses are red, violets are not, everyone at Grant high school is probably a thot.

What do you call a cow grazing a field with 50% grass and 50% weed?

High steaks gambling.

My ex-wife was smoking pot with Snow White, when the 7 dwarf's saw them they sang... "Look at those high Ho's! Hiiiiiiii Hoooooo'sssss!!!!"

When I finished high school, I wanted to take my graduation money and buy myself a motorcycle, but my mom said no. See, she had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was eighteen. And I could just have his motorcycle.

why did the emo kid try high five the tree

so it can hang him

I told my wife* she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked at me surprised

*(P.S. I am not at that age plus I am as straight as an helix ruler)

How u know if a comedian is high. Comedian: Why did the wings cross the road? To get to chicken.

The truth behind hitlers suicide, his gas bill was to high.

Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?

Because he heard the bars were high

What is the number one song played in Columbine High? Smells Like Teen Spirit.

Why do emo kids hate high fives? They’re always left hanging.

Roads be so rough in Oklahoma, I saw a high lifted truck get ended riding lower than a hot wheels car

A boy tried to give a tree a high-five but instead, he ended up hanging

what is an emo girls favorite map in halo....... hang em high

Stupid Mary Jane was swinging on the swing. Her momma said Stupid Mary Jane, don't swing so high, the boys will see your under-ware. Stupid Mary Jane laughed and laughed, she knew she wasn't wearing no under-ware.

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