High jokes
What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?
Hang 'em high.
Why do emo kids hate high fives?
They’re always left hanging.
What happened when the emo tried to high five a tree?
It left him hanging.
What does a physicist call it when a suicidal person is high up? Potential energy.
Why can't Juice WRLD hit rock bottom?
Because he's too high.
Memes
What do alcoholics and gas prices have in common?
They both get really high.
The truth behind Hitler's suicide: his gas bill was too high.
What song does Kobe Bryant hate?
"Rocky Mountain High."
Last week I felt so high and mighty I thought I could fly. I took one shot, puffed through my pipe, and jumped in the air on a trampoline. I woke up in heaven.
I asked an angel, "How did I die?"
"Well, little monkey, you thought your bed was a trampoline and you hit your head. Your mom called the doctor, and the doctor said you were dead."
High school crush: Why do you always look so sad?
Me: My mom is dead, and my favorite grandma, and my uncle killed both of them, and now he's in jail.
High school crush: Shit. Sorry about that.
Me: And my crush hasn't asked me out.
High school crush: Who is it?
Me: You.
Him: Goodbye (as he runs away and never comes back)
Me: Fuck that.
Why did the music teacher need a ladder to reach the really high notes?
High school students are also more interesting to see, but they are you on your way. Just kidding! 🤣
My friend said this to me: "Were you born on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen." :(
What's the difference between outlaws and in-laws?
Outlaws are wanted :)
The emo kid went for a high five. People say he's still hanging.
What do Americans call high school?
Shooting range.
My sister is the weird dark one and emo of the family. I'm the bright happy one. Once in 3rd grade, I got a huge A on mine, and my sis got a D-.
In the playground near a tree, we were sitting and playing. I said, "Hey, a C- is not that bad," and raised my hand up to give her a high five, but she left me hanging.
When you say, "I'm high!"
But then you fall off.
Officer: Hi, how high are you?
Pothead: No officer, it's "how are you?"
Officer: Oh, I'm sorry, I've been high since last night.
Pothead: Cool, I'd like to give you some weed, happy 420, sir.
Officer: Omg, thanks man, appreciate that.
A 23 year old priest walks into a high school with an automatic weapon. He tells those who believe in God to stand up and leave.
To the children who don't leave, he says, "Do not worry my children, I shall make thou 'hole-y' as well."
He then proceeds to shoot all of the students left.