High jokes
Roads be so rough in Oklahoma, I saw a high lifted truck get ended riding lower than a Hot Wheels car.
I'm high and it's very hot.
I need some water, but I don't got none. AHAHA.
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What does a kite and a criminal have in common?
They both get high.
I can't come in, because I'm too high.
What does a physicist call it when a suicidal person is high up? Potential energy.
What do alcoholics and gas prices have in common?
They both get really high.
Why do emo kids hate high fives?
They’re always left hanging.
Why do high tides come up so high?
Because they come up to say hi.
The truth behind Hitler's suicide: his gas bill was too high.
What song does Kobe Bryant hate?
"Rocky Mountain High."
Well, I didn’t get as high as I wanted to, but I’m high enough that if I fall I’d probably break something.
Last week I felt so high and mighty I thought I could fly. I took one shot, puffed through my pipe, and jumped in the air on a trampoline. I woke up in heaven.
I asked an angel, "How did I die?"
"Well, little monkey, you thought your bed was a trampoline and you hit your head. Your mom called the doctor, and the doctor said you were dead."
High school crush: Why do you always look so sad?
Me: My mom is dead, and my favorite grandma, and my uncle killed both of them, and now he's in jail.
High school crush: Shit. Sorry about that.
Me: And my crush hasn't asked me out.
High school crush: Who is it?
Me: You.
Him: Goodbye (as he runs away and never comes back)
Me: Fuck that.
What's the difference between outlaws and in-laws?
Outlaws are wanted :)
My friend said this to me: "Were you born on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen." :(
High school students are also more interesting to see, but they are you on your way. Just kidding! 🤣
Why did the music teacher need a ladder to reach the really high notes?
What do Americans call high school?
Shooting range.
The emo kid went for a high five. People say he's still hanging.