High jokes

What is the number one song played in Columbine High? Smells Like Teen Spirit.

Yo mama so fat that when she went out in high heels, she came back in flip flops.

Wanna hear a joke...

I don't know, I'm too high.

Why did the girl bring the ladder to school? Because she wanted to go to high school.

Q: How tall was Hitler's grass? A: *Hitler salute* about this high!

What do you get if you eat sugar?

High.

Think about you are so fucking high that you are walking to a lift and inside the lift are stairs. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Why can't Juice WRLD hit rock bottom?

Because he's too high.

What happened when the Japanese guy offered Logan Paul a high five?

He left him hanging.

My balls are high, just like the towers, but when something impales them, they begin to sag.

Can two high-femme lesbians go on a date with each other?

Yes, but it will take them forever to get ready.

Roses are red, violets are not, everyone at Grant High School is probably a thot.

I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.

When you decide to turn your high school into your personal shooting range, but you don’t give any proper notice except for a bullet to the head...

As a son, I like sports, and I watch sports with my mom. So one day, we were looking at football. My mom asked me who makes the most money. I said the quarterback.

My mom told me I'm going to get a quarterback as my new boyfriend, and it'll be your new stepfather. A week later, my mom went out. I came home, and I see my mom making out with a high school kid. I said, "What's going on?" My mom said, "Look, my new boyfriend and new stepfather is the high school quarterback." My mom said, "See, mission accomplished." I said, "Yeah, job well done."

One time I went to high-five someone. I've been left hanging ever since.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some mairawanah.

Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said, "I know you wanna," but dumb-ass Jill forgot her pills, and now they have 12 kids.

A man finds his son climbing the roof of his house. The kid kept using all sorts of material to climb up, but the dad didn't pay much attention.

Next day the kid went to the state tower and kept climbing using some adhesive gloves. The dad asks his son for a second time: "Son! Why are you doing this?" The son replies: "You told me to aim up high!"

How do you know if you have a high sperm count?

She chews before she swallows.

As a fellow emo, I find these very rude and disrespectful. Please take off, or I'll tell Mom.

Also, if anyone knows any high bridges nearby, please tell me (I'm asking for a friend).

P.S. I have no friends.