Why do people misplace the 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein? A high school pill party.
Can two high-femme lesbians go on a date with each other? Yes, but it will take them forever to get ready.
a e-girl went to go high five a tree but the tree left her hanging
What happend to the depressed kid who tried to high 5 a tree. Answer- He was left there hanging.
Where you born on the high way that's where most accidents happen
One of my friends named Jill had a drug overdose. She didn’t have any of that drug after that. For the rest of her life she acted very high. When she died, it was because of natural causes, not the drug. So this proves that a lethal dose is also a life time supply.
My first high-school football game was a lot like my first time having sex... I was bloody and sore at the end, but at least my dad came.
When you decide to turn your high school into your personal shooting range but you don’t give any proper notice except for a bullet to the head...
A high school student and his best friend were rushing to class after his best friend caused them both to be late, his best friend asked, "Would you like to hear a joke?" "Sure" he replied. "What do you and your sister have in common?' "I don't know." "Because of me you're both late for your next period."
the columbine high school basketball team hasnt been the same since they lost there 2 best shooters
Why are people acting like Kamala Harris is the first woman to obtain such a high ranking position in the US Government?
Have we all forgotten that Monica Lewinsky was directly under Bill Clinton?
Q: How tall was Hitlers grass A: *Hitler salute* about this high
wanna hear a joke... idk im too high
yo mama so fat that when went out in high heels she came back in flip flops
why is it bad to high five an emo.. they will leave themselves hanging
Why did the girl bring the Ladder to school because she wanted to go to high school
What happened when the japanese guy offered Logan Paul a high five
He left him hanging
Vegan teacher the musical Miss Kadie - oh no you poor dead animal Mr. Beast- 🎶 your a dumb Communist Miss Kadie🎶 Chandler-🎵 yup your one high fluting son of a gun🎵 Mr. Beast- 🎵 I just gobbled up a quadruple patty from my restaurant🎵 Miss Kadie - 🎵 don’t hurt animals kids, do you want to be a vegans R us kid🎵 kids- 🎵 we’ve had enough of your problems miss Kadie your such a commie Miss Kadie - 🎵 I just want to die because I’m so sad - Miss Kadie jumps off Mr. Beast Burger and comits sucide
1 time i went to high five some one ive been left hanging ever since
