What happened when the japanese guy offered Logan Paul a high five
He left him hanging
I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
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1 time i went to high five some one ive been left hanging ever since
What do you Call a guy that’s high in a wheelchair A baked potato
A man finds his son climbing the roof of his house. The kid kept using all sort of material to climb up, but the dad didn't pay much attention. Next day the kid went to the state tower, and kept climbing using some adhesive gloves. The dads asks his son for a second time: " Son! why are you doing this?" the son replies: "You told me to aim up high".
What does a person that’s high and Helen Keller have in common? Both stare off into space
As a fellow emo i find these very rude and disrespectful plz take off or i tell mom.
Also, if anyone knows any high bridges nearby please tell me (I'm asking for a friend)
P.S. I have no friends
What happens when a depressed kid try’s to high-five a tree
The tree leaves them hanging
Why did the 18 year old girl need s ladder to go to school? Because it was High-School
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I am always high, welcome to bipolar disorder. LMAO (don't bother to like or comment I just had to say this)
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What do you call a cow grazing a field with 50% grass and 50% weed?
High steaks gambling.
My ex-wife was smoking pot with Snow White, when the 7 dwarf's saw them they sang... "Look at those high Ho's! Hiiiiiiii Hoooooo'sssss!!!!"
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some mairawanah Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said i know you wanna but dumb ass jill forgot her pills and now they have 12 kids
why did the emo kid try high five the tree
so it can hang him
When I finished high school, I wanted to take my graduation money and buy myself a motorcycle, but my mom said no. See, she had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was eighteen. And I could just have his motorcycle.
Why did the researchers want all the shore birds high on marijuana?
They wanted to leave no tern unstoned.
I told my wife* she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked at me surprised
*(P.S. I am not at that age plus I am as straight as an helix ruler)
