High jokes
Why can't Juice WRLD hit rock bottom?
Because he's too high.
When I finished high school, I wanted to take my graduation money and buy myself a motorcycle, but my mom said no.
See, she had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was eighteen, and I could just have his motorcycle.
Q: How tall was Hitler's grass? A: *Hitler salute* about this high!
What do you call the sky? Up high, high! AHAHAHAHAHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA
Were you born on the highway? That's where most accidents happen.
Very interesting
How do fish get high?
Because they eat seaweed.
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
What's the difference between emos and 9/11?
The emos are still there, high up off the ground.
My friend said this to me: "Were you born on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen." :(
What do you call high Mexicans?
Baked beans ;)
The little girl's dad was Jewish and her mom was Catholic. Mom had been taking the little girl to church every Sunday.
One Sunday, during High Mass, the little girl whispers to her mom, “Mom, can we go home now?”
“No honey, not yet,” replied the mother, “the Mass is only half over.”
“Then we can go now, Mom. I'm half Jewish.”
What do you call a disabled person who gets high?
Baked potato.
I kinda feel sorry for Hitler.
Looking back at some old photos of him, his friends always left him hanging when he went for a high-five.
Friends are very important. I have lots of friends in very high places. I hope the police can talk them down!
There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.
She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."
Son said, "But I can't see."
Mom said, "That's the point."
High school is amazing. Like if you agree!
A depressed kid wanted to give me a high five.
I just left him hanging.
What does a physicist call it when a suicidal person is high up? Potential energy.
Climb high, climb far,
Get high, get far.
Stupid Mary Jane was swinging on the swing.
Her momma said, "Stupid Mary Jane, don't swing so high, the boys will see your underwear!"
Stupid Mary Jane laughed and laughed. She knew she wasn't wearing no underwear.