High jokes
Why is it bad to high five an emo?
They will leave themselves hanging.
What happened to the depressed kid who tried to high five a tree?
Answer: He was left there hanging.
Why can't Juice WRLD hit rock bottom?
Because he's too high.
What song does Kobe Bryant hate?
"Rocky Mountain High."
An emo girl walks up to a tree to give it a high five... the tree left her hanging.
Very interesting
What do you call the sky? Up high, high! AHAHAHAHAHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA
When I finished high school, I wanted to take my graduation money and buy myself a motorcycle, but my mom said no.
See, she had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was eighteen, and I could just have his motorcycle.
Q: How tall was Hitler's grass? A: *Hitler salute* about this high!
How do fish get high?
Because they eat seaweed.
What's the difference between emos and 9/11?
The emos are still there, high up off the ground.
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
What do you call high Mexicans?
Baked beans ;)
The little girl's dad was Jewish and her mom was Catholic. Mom had been taking the little girl to church every Sunday.
One Sunday, during High Mass, the little girl whispers to her mom, “Mom, can we go home now?”
“No honey, not yet,” replied the mother, “the Mass is only half over.”
“Then we can go now, Mom. I'm half Jewish.”
I kinda feel sorry for Hitler.
Looking back at some old photos of him, his friends always left him hanging when he went for a high-five.
Friends are very important. I have lots of friends in very high places. I hope the police can talk them down!
There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.
She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."
Son said, "But I can't see."
Mom said, "That's the point."
What do you call a disabled person who gets high?
Baked potato.
What does a physicist call it when a suicidal person is high up? Potential energy.
A depressed kid wanted to give me a high five.
I just left him hanging.
What are Eric and Dylan known for at Columbine High School?
They pulled the greatest senior prank in all of history.