Q: How tall was Hitlers grass A: *Hitler salute* about this high
Wanna hear a joke...
I don't know, I'm too high.
What do high school kids and Dow have in common? They both test chemicals.
Yo mama so fat that when she went out in high heels, she came back in flip flops.
What do you get if you eat sugar?
High.
Think about you are so fucking high that you are walking to a lift and inside the lift are stairs. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
My balls are high, just like the towers, but when something impales them, they begin to sag.
What happened when the Japanese guy offered Logan Paul a high five?
He left him hanging.
I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
As a son, I like sports, and I watch sports with my mom. So one day, we were looking at football. My mom asked me who makes the most money. I said the quarterback.
My mom told me I'm going to get a quarterback as my new boyfriend, and it'll be your new stepfather. A week later, my mom went out. I came home, and I see my mom making out with a high school kid. I said, "What's going on?" My mom said, "Look, my new boyfriend and new stepfather is the high school quarterback." My mom said, "See, mission accomplished." I said, "Yeah, job well done."
One time I went to high-five someone. I've been left hanging ever since.
What do you call a guy that's high in a wheelchair?
A baked potato.
A man finds his son climbing the roof of his house. The kid kept using all sorts of material to climb up, but the dad didn't pay much attention.
Next day the kid went to the state tower and kept climbing using some adhesive gloves. The dad asks his son for a second time: "Son! Why are you doing this?" The son replies: "You told me to aim up high!"
As a fellow emo, I find these very rude and disrespectful. Please take off, or I'll tell Mom.
Also, if anyone knows any high bridges nearby, please tell me (I'm asking for a friend).
P.S. I have no friends.
What does a person that’s high and Helen Keller have in common?
Both stare off into space.
What happens when a depressed kid try’s to high-five a tree
The tree leaves them hanging
I am always high, welcome to bipolar disorder. LMAO. (Don't bother to like or comment, I just had to say this.)
Why did the 18-year-old girl need a ladder to go to school?
Because it was High School.
Roses are red, violets are not, everyone at Grant High School is probably a thot.
The little girl's dad was Jewish and her mom was Catholic. Mom had been taking the little girl to church every Sunday.
One Sunday, during High Mass, the little girl whispers to her mom, “Mom, can we go home now?”
“No honey, not yet,” replied the mother, “the Mass is only half over.”
“Then we can go now, Mom. I'm half Jewish.”
