High jokes
What time is it when you stand on a pile of money in the bank?
High interest!
People said that Kobe could fly so high, but that did not end well.
Little Jonny, what you like airplane? How? Because you fly fast and jump high.
In the realm of Danny, Ben, and Paxton, A trio of souls intertwined, Their stories woven with grace and might, A tale of friendship, ethereal and fine.
Danny, the dreamer with stars in his eyes, Chasing visions that danced in his mind, With every thought, a world he'd create, A poet, an artist, one of a kind.
Ben Power, the steadfast, a force to behold, With strength that could move mountains high, His heart, a fortress, unyielding and bold, A protector, a guardian, forever nigh.
Paxton, the wanderer, a spirit untamed, Roaming free wherever the wind blew, In every step, a new adventure claimed, A seeker, a nomad, forever anew.
Together they stood, a harmonic blend, Different paths converging as one, In the depths of their bond, a love unfurled, A symphony played, forever sung.
Through trials and triumphs, they faced the storm, Hand in hand, against the tempest's might, With laughter, tears, and hearts so warm, They shared the darkness, embracing the light.
Oh, Danny, Ben, and Paxton, forever bound, Through the pages of life, your stories unfold, In the tapestry of friendships profound, Your spirits, like poetry, forever bold.
Why do high tides come up so high?
Because they come up to say hi.
What did rapper Pop Smoke get high off of? Cigarettes with Pop and Smoke.
I was born on the moon.
Yeah, my mom was high, and my dad was down to earth.
The Columbine High School basketball team hasn't been the same since they lost their two best shooters.
What's the difference between a high street betting firm and a prostitute?
You can get on with a prostitute!
Why did the 18-year-old girl need a ladder to go to school?
Because it was High School.
Kid sees their grandma taking pills and asks...
"Grandma, why do you need to take all those pills?"
"Well, Grandma needs to take the green medicine for her headaches, but the green pills give her diarrhea. So grandma needs to take the yellow pills for diarrhea, but those pills always make grandma very depressed. Because of her depression, grandma needs to take the black pills, but those always give her high blood pressure. To cure the high blood pressure, grandma has to take the red pills, but those make her always very horny. That's why grandpa has to take the blue pills."
In Jr. high, we all had to do a report on euthanasia. I misunderstood and wrote a report on how I'd really like a Korean girlfriend.
A man walks into a bar and sees a piece of steak on the ceiling.
The cashier says, "If you can grab it, your meal's free!"
The man then said, "Nah, the stakes are too high."
When midgets smoke weed, do they get high or do they get medium?
Why should you always give an emo a high five in the hallway? You can’t leave them hanging.
A depressed man was caught on top of the Empire State Building with marijuana. Needless to say, he didn't want to come down.
My balls are high, just like the towers, but when something impales them, they begin to sag.
What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
A high school pill party.
A bear and a rabbit are at a bar getting high, smoking weed, talking about nothing but lies and straight up garbage.
And then the bear starts to drink too much damn liquor, gets drunk, and asks the rabbit, "Can I have one more scotch, pretty please?"
And the rabbit says, "Hell to the naw, I'm not about to carry your drunk ass home with me and smell your breath."
Why is the divorce rate among socks so high?