An American is lecturing a British person, saying things like "it's an elevator not a lift" and "it's chips not crisps" etc. After a while of this the British person calmly retorted "they're schools, not shooting ranges".
having sex in a elevator is wrong on so many levels
When I'm bored, I go into an elevator with a full duffle bag. Once people come in and the door closes I zip open the bag a little bit and whisper to it "I'll get you some food once we get off"
If you watch " jaws" backward it will be a heartwarming story about a shark who giving arms and legs to disable people
Chuck Norris uses elevators only in case of fire.
yo mama so poor she walked into a elevator and thought it was a mobile home.
How are mountains able to see?
They peak!
An attractive man and a blonde meet in an elevator. "Where are you heading today?" the man asks. "I'm going down to give blood." "How much do you get paid for giving blood?" "About $30." "Wow," says the man, "I'm going up to donate sperm, and the sperm bank pays $100." The woman slightly annoyed gets off the elevator. The next day, the man and woman meet in the elevator again. "Fancy meeting you again. Where you off to today?" "Sperm bank," she mumbles with her mouth full.
Call me an elevator, because I let people down..
Why do ghosts love elevators, they lift their spirits!
What do you call Dr. Disrespect on top of a building?
Diddler on the Roof.
life as an elevator has its ups and downs
What can an elevator do that an orphan’s parents can’t?
The elevator can raise a family
Why do orphans love elevators? They raise people
What do you call a bunch of white people in an elevator? A box of crackers.
How am I an ableist? My ex girlfriend was in a wheelchair and we lived in the same old building with a broken elevator. I ended the relationship by moving to 8th floor.
A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and
pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.
She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."
The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly,
"Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very,
very, closely:
"Are - my - test - results - back?"
How did Stephen Hawkins make it up the stair way to heaven? Well he didn’t they invented an elevator
You get on an elevator and you find the Pope and Donald Trump cowering from two snarling wolves. In your hand you find a revolver with only two bullets in it....what do you do? You shoot the Pope and the Donald each in a leg and exit the elevator at the next stop.
Mr.Smith lived in an apartment. in the apartment, he went to the elevator and went to the 16th floor then he went to the 21st floor by 5 stairs every morning. why did he do that?
because he was too short!! so he pressed the highest button he could and went to his apartment
