If you watch " jaws" backward it will be a heartwarming story about a shark who giving arms and legs to disable people
How are mountains able to see?
They peak!
Why are mountains so funny-- because they are so high
An American is lecturing a British person, saying things like "it's an elevator not a lift" and "it's chips not crisps" etc. After a while of this the British person calmly retorted "they're schools, not shooting ranges".
having sex in a elevator is wrong on so many levels
When I'm bored, I go into an elevator with a full duffle bag. Once people come in and the door closes I zip open the bag a little bit and whisper to it "I'll get you some food once we get off"
Chuck Norris uses elevators only in case of fire.
yo mama so poor she walked into a elevator and thought it was a mobile home.
Call me an elevator, because I let people down..
Why do ghosts love elevators, they lift their spirits!
life as an elevator has its ups and downs
What can an elevator do that an orphan’s parents can’t?
The elevator can raise a family
Why do orphans love elevators? They raise people
How am I an ableist? My ex girlfriend was in a wheelchair and we lived in the same old building with a broken elevator. I ended the relationship by moving to 8th floor.
What do you call a bunch of white people in an elevator? A box of crackers.
How did Stephen Hawkins make it up the stair way to heaven? Well he didn’t they invented an elevator
You get on an elevator and you find the Pope and Donald Trump cowering from two snarling wolves. In your hand you find a revolver with only two bullets in it....what do you do? You shoot the Pope and the Donald each in a leg and exit the elevator at the next stop.
Mr.Smith lived in an apartment. in the apartment, he went to the elevator and went to the 16th floor then he went to the 21st floor by 5 stairs every morning. why did he do that?
because he was too short!! so he pressed the highest button he could and went to his apartment
You're so poor, that when you walked into an elevator you thought it was a mobile home.
By the way, could you tell me an elevator pun? i can't seem to "come up" with one myself.
