What’s an orphan's high school nickname?
Lone stone.
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is so dumb it makes my fur stand on end, and that's saying something 'cause I'm a bear! "Lone stone" sounds like "loan stone", geddit? 'Cause orphans don't got parents. That's it. You probably still don't get it, but it's not my problem. I'm a bear, not a miracle worker.