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Me: opens the window to get some fresh air Everyone else on the plane:😟...😱
A hired gun gets on a private plane to his next contract. Halfway through the trip, he notices the plane rapidly losing altitude. So he opens that back of the plane and starts tossing out everything he doesn't need. Grenades, guns, ammo unless it was bolted down it went out. He stopped throwing things out when the plane started to regain altitude. When the plane lands, he sees some kids giggling on the side of the road. "What's so funny?", he asks. "Daddy farted and the house blew up," said a singed little boy.
You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving, you need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
Why did the skydiver bring a backup parachute?
In case the first one wanted to "cut ties" with them mid-air.
why do mountains are very cold. because they are very cold.
Why do mountains go to sleep a lot Because they are high
