me: *opens a bag of hot cheetos in class*- all my friends: hey bro can i have sum- people i dont know: Pleaze lemme have some PLEAZE i'll be your best friend- people i say no to: (⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)
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Hey there little Mister I’m dating your sister
America Twin Tower: Hey have you seen the Malaysian Twin tower i have but only since 1971 to 2001 Malaysian Twin tower: I STOOD LONGER
Hey john, how are you going? Helium, yeah good what about you? (Hey Liam)
Hey Kenya can we talk please!
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Police: Hey man look at this! * throws cocaine at fan and flew back his face* Me: Are you okay? Police: Looks like I “crack” the case.
Hey guys im back I was grounded by my grandfather so yea.
hey gwen im back-dev its been soo long they unblocked it
Hey what do you call a beta simp? Me you call me the beta simp
Some kid- hey did you know theres an orphanage down the street?! Me-NO WAY! Wanna check it out? Kid-NO ITS HAUNTED!! Me- Haunted my ass lets go! Kid- wait isnt your house also haunted??? Me- yea
Hey guys starting tomorrow I will put 1 letter of the doin your mom song every day. Can I finish the song? Also i might be in fortnite hehehehehe
hey ALYA
hey firesharky... how did u know if i was ur brother when im not u didn't even say my name and plus im lying about my name.
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hey how is everone today :) cause am feeling great
I am bored hey Gwen want to chat! 😄😄😄😄
*i got to work* Ben: Oh no my boss is here i hate my job and im terrified of my boss Ben: Uh ey hey Mr.Boss Boss: Have a nice day Ben: Ok bye! Boss:??
