Hey jokes

Dad: Hey, have you seen that new movie, "Constipation"?

Son: No.

Dad: It hasn't come out yet.

Hey updog!

What's updog?

(Laughter)

Hey, stinks, you know why? 'Cause your butts dry!

Hey guys, it's cake time!

What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"

Hey, Tanya, can I Tanya ass?

Hey! Some idiot drew a cat on this pillar! Wait... does that make it a caterpillar?

Hey dad, I'm hungry!

Hi hungry, I'm dad. Why did you name me this way, why why why?

Me: Hey, are you going to Sawcon?

Sensei: What is that?

Me: Saw con deez nu...

Sensei: Oh, is it for people with ligma?

Me: What’s ligm...

Sensei: 😈

Me: no no no no

Sensei: Ligma ba...

Hey, I haven't been on for like 2 months. I don't know who is still on here or like if everyone left, but yuh, I just decided to come back. Hey.

Hey Stacey, love!

Hey Aria.

A guy is at his locker, and a girl comes and says, "Hey, I love you."

He says, "Okay, cool." She then replies and says, "Well, what do you think about our love?" He says, "Count the stars."

Then she says, "Oh, infinity!" and he replies with, "Nope, it's just a waste of time."

Me: Hey, do you live in the ocean?

Random guy: Why?

Me: Because you look like a whale.

"Hey, kid, why are you so fat?"

"Why did you insult him? That's not nice."

"It won't matter, he's deaf."

HEY NOT_KIARAH 01!

Hey, Patrick, what am I??

Uh, stupid?

No, I’m Texas!

What’s the difference??

😂😂😂😂

Hey guys, I have a question.

Doesn't everyone's parents tell them don't take candy from strangers? Then what is Halloween?

How do you give a woman from Alabama a nice compliment?

Answer: You say to her, "Hey, nice tooth!"

Hey, 2001 just called.

They want their towers back.