hey whats ur age Jordan prob 5 years
Hey is anyone’s mom missing yea yours
Me: "Hey get my joke on that timeline." Her: "No."
Guy walks up to girl: he says hey you want a poker I’ve got one
I called my guy friend a cock-sucker the other day, he replied with, "Hey, 20 bucks is 20 bucks."
U u u u u u I haveggdvk hey apple
Hey can i tell you a joke about pencils never mind its pointless.
Me: Hey! Look at my drawing of deez! My babysitter: very nice! But, uh, what’s deez? Me: (¬‿¬)
What did jupiter say to Uranus hey i can see your Uranus from here
Hey! Guess what? I created a new word!
Plagiarism!
Hey guess what I got for my birthday. No what did you get? Older
orange:hey apple apple hey apple: what? orange: orange you glad i didn't say apple again hahaha
Me: hey, were you born on a highway? My enemy: uh, no, why? Me: because that’s where most accidents happen.
hey D.K. how r u :) lu!
Hey wanna hear a construction joke? -sure Oh sorry I'm still working on it :-]
Hey Evan this is dad ya I’m still not home
Hey girl are you a diamond pick? Cause I'm as hard as obsidian