Friend: Hey, did you catch that game last night? I did, it was so good! After that I went to Kane’s, because Kane's is amazing! What did you do this weekend? I did-
Me: Dude, are you the Terms and Conditions? Because I don’t give a fuck about what you say.
Listen up, buttercup. The dude is comparing his friend's long-winded, boring stories to the "Terms and Conditions" that nobody ever reads. Basically, he's saying he doesn't care about anything his friend is saying because it's as dull as dishwater. You probably have a friend like that. You should drop him. You'll thank me later.
