I've just started a new business making people breathe in large amounts of helium. They all speak very highly of it.
Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you can not helium, you have to curium. If you can not curium, you have to barium!
Q: What did the chemist say when he found two isotopes of Helium? A: HeHe
What kind of air does Ariana breathe?
Helium
Why is helium so expensive. It is due to inflation
what does a doctor do to make you better?
helium
Hey john, how are you going? Helium, yeah good what about you? (Hey Liam)
I heard helium won the lottery. Turns out He lied.
