Helium

Helium Jokes

Business

I've just started a new business making people breathe in large amounts of helium. They all speak very highly of it.

Chemist

Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?

A: If you cannot helium, you have to curium. If you cannot curium, you have to barium!

John

Hey John, how are you going?

Helium, yeah good, what about you?

(Hey Liam)

Memes

Dog

I honestly don't know why I laughed at this πŸ˜‚πŸ€¨πŸ˜†

An image of a dog looking directly at the camera, with the text: "Day 18 of lock down. Filled the dog with helium."