I've just started a new business making people breathe in large amounts of helium. They all speak very highly of it.
Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you cannot helium, you have to curium. If you cannot curium, you have to barium!
Q: What did the chemist say when he found two isotopes of Helium?
A: HeHe.
What kind of air does Ariana breathe?
Helium?
Why is helium so expensive? It is due to inflation.
what does a doctor do to make you better?
helium
Hey john, how are you going? Helium, yeah good what about you? (Hey Liam)
I heard helium won the lottery. Turns out He lied.
