so two condoms walk by a gay bar, what does one condom say to the other, "hey, wanna get 'shit-faced?'"
A blind guy walks into a bar with his seeing eye dog. He then picks his dog up by the tail and starts to swing him around. The bartender asks him "Hey man What the hell you doing?". Blind guy says "Just looking around"
what does the policeman say to the Jumper?
"hey!Pullover"
me:hey are you a orphan? orhan:yeah what gave me away? me:your parents
hey wanna hear a joke?
yeah me too.
Hey! My name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
hey i misplaced 2.1 trillion a few days ago on september 7th 2001
hey ummm help
hey guess what.. what.. my penis is big
Hey~ How ya doin'?~ Well I'm doin' just fine~ I lied~ I'm DEAD inside~ Don't~ Tell me 'it's gonna be alright'~ I've tried, but I can't fight like this~ Hey how ya doin', I'm tired but I'm trying to fight~
How do you try to shout at someone On the Bottom of the ground?
"Hey Sir! Are you dead?'
How do poets say hello? Hey, haven’t we metaphor?
Fat person: "Hey, whats up?"
Friend: "Your blood pressure"
hey you there, were you raised on a chicken farm? cause you really know how to raise a cock!
What did the pond brother say to his lake sister?
Oasis! (Oh hey sis!)
hey you why are you so sirius
Hey Girl: hey Damn i forgot my spray bottle Girl: what It says spray on flat surfaces
hey modda, I'm hungry
-hey, are you single? -no, I'm album
I once told a blind orphan hey look at the bright side
