Hey jokes
Hey, 2001 just called.
They want their towers back.
What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"
Mom: Hey you! What are you doing?!
Me: Nothing, why?
Mom: You're supposed to do your ______.
Me that/every night: *sob*
Friends: Are you okay?
Me: Yeah, fine.
Me in head: Or maybe I'm not okay...
"HEY THAT’S MY MILK!"
Orange: Hey Apple, Apple, hey Apple.
Apple: What?
Orange: Orange you glad I didn't say "Apple" again? Hahaha!
Hey Prince, let's chat here, okay? Love you!
Some kid: Hey, did you know there's an orphanage down the street?!
Me: NO WAY! Wanna check it out?
Kid: NO, IT'S HAUNTED!!
Me: Haunted my ass, let's go!
Kid: Wait, isn't your house also haunted???
Me: Yea
I got to work.
Ben: Oh no, my boss is here. I hate my job and I'm terrified of my boss.
Ben: Uh, hey, hey Mr. Boss.
Boss: Have a nice day.
Ben: Ok, bye!
Boss:??
Hey guys, starting tomorrow, I will put one letter of the "doin your mom" song every day. Can I finish the song?
Also, I might be in Fortnite, hehehehehe.
Hey, how is everyone today? Cause I am feeling great!
Hey, do you wanna hear a joke?
No, I'm already looking at one.
Hey, Britain, no queen? :(
Hey dad, I'm hungry!
Hi hungry, I'm dad. Why did you name me this way, why why why?
Hey, Patrick, what am I??
Uh, stupid?
No, I’m Texas!
What’s the difference??
😂😂😂😂
A penguin and a polar bear are sitting in a bathtub. The penguin asks the polar bear, "Hey, can you pass the soap?" The polar bear obliges.
A few moments later, the penguin asks, "Hey, can you pass the scrubber?" The polar bear does. Shortly after that, the penguin says, "Hey, can you pass the rubber ducky?"
The polar bear, beginning to become upset, turns to the penguin and says, "What do you think I am? A radio?!"
How do you give a woman from Alabama a nice compliment?
Answer: You say to her, "Hey, nice tooth!"
1: Hey.
2: What?
1: We're outta paint.
2: *HMM*
(And that's how stop signs have extra paint.)
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What does Joker say when someone gets angry at him for not liking oats?
"Hey, why so cereal?"
Hey, join me. I be near the tree. Bring things to.