Hey guys! just a reminder that the guy below me is a crying bitch! have a good day!
Hey Siri, what’s in my bank account? You stupid shit, piece of elephant crap, you’re so ugly that when you were born, your nickname was bastard! You’re so ugly, that your crush fainted in front of you and was proclaimed dead! You’re so ugly that- (Destroys phone cutely)
hey, Britain. no queen? :(
Hey let’s go we are heading for theTowers!
Wait what?
call 911!
Kid: hey mum why are we pushing the car off the cliff?
Mum: shut up son you’ll wake your father!
Hey! Guess what? I created a new word!
Plagiarism!
Hey girl are you a diamond pick? Cause I'm as hard as obsidian
Hey, I met you like way way back, just like your hairline.
Orphan: Hey wheres the milk Dad: . . .
Me: "Hey get my joke on that timeline." Her: "No."
hey do you wanna hear a joke ? no im already looking at one
,,Hey,What does IDK mean?" ,,I dont know" ,,Okay,then i am going to ask someone else"
My friend: Hey, why u always smiling? Me:Cuz life is a joke and we’re all slacking it off.
Hey i never knew We had a planet in our body
What do people ask on a Friday night? "Hey, wanna go to the Barb?"
Hey paps, BONE-appetit (just eat your spaguetti)
HEY THAT’S MY MILK!
There was a kid sitting in a corner me: HEY Why are you here at an orphanage orphan:... Me: oh wait YOUR a orphan
1: hey 2:what 1:we're outta paint 2:*HMM* (and thats how stop signs have extra paint.)
What did Stephen Hawking say when he rode a bike ? Hey look...no hands...or legs.
