Hey Jokes

This is a inside jokes for my friend Caiden...

HEY WHERE’D YOU GET THAT PAINT FROM? HA PAINT!!!

hey, america. no towers? :(

i hate it when I go to the shop and people are like "oh, hey what are you doing here?" me "oh you know just hunting elephants.

A priest walked in and said to the kids

Hey kids.. are you ready for your faptism

Hey girl is that a ass seen on TV cause I buy it

Guy: Hey siri, I failed my final exams, can you cheer me up? Siri: What’s the difference between you and your grandma? Your grandma passed

Hey girl are you a scientist?

Cause you made my thing into a baking soda volcano

Me: Hey god are you there" it's me Michael "god":*SILENCE* Me: If any gods exist they better say or do something this instant. "god": *SILENCE*

Hey My sister said your Mattick so I decided to to swim with her and she threw a ball at me so I went to my dad and she said why did you tell dad she was crying. Because I’m not getting a car seat

My grandma said, hey you want a butter finger cause I do. Me:grandpas in the kitchen if you want a finger.

have anyone seen my balls i cant find them on my chest hey! my balls are on your thing

hey i Gwen i just to say am speechless

hey thats the thing my grandpa has, they say that to treat it i should call him a bitch!

kid: hey why am I an orphan adult: I don't know ask your parents.

*walks into a comedy night club* Owner: You're doing standup tonight right?* Noob Joker (you): *Yes I am!* Owner: Get onto the stage Me: *walks up stage* Owner: this is the standup comedian noobpro Me: HEY GUYS HOW ABOUT SOME DONALD TRUMP Crowd: *RUNS*

When ur little brother knocks ur two Jenga towers u made with his toy airplane

You: hey stop trying to recreate the twin towers

A man was on the street and went up to a kid where rags the man asked "hey are you a orphan?" .The kid said "yea what gave me away?" the man said "your parents."

hey wanna read here have a comet book