Hey kels whats on your arm?
Oh that was the cat
We don't have a cat...
Oh...
hey siri, skip to friday
* sans at sans favorite restaurant* Sans: hey frisk what do you eat today?
Frisk: one knife plz
sans: ok one knife plz
Waiter: you eat a knife?
Frisk: yes
* waiter asking for one knife*
Waiter: here you go
Frisk: thanks you
Dad:Hey, uh... Your adopted Dog: *frown*
Hey girl are you a scientist?
Cause you made my thing into a baking soda volcano
"hey look that plane is getting bigge-"
Hey are you bored? kick an orphan, what are they going to do? tell there parents?
Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer. Answer: Ryans forehead
Hey I have a joke for you
My life hahah I wanna die
"Hey I heard you were a bit dow- where's John?" "He died" "oh I'm so sorry but I got you food " (after they eat) "Hey how did John taste seasoned and cooked.?"
Ask the emo kid: Hey how's it hanging
Hey, you know what I told the kid on wheel chair?
I told him to be a stand up comedian
Hailey: "Hey Brayden!"
Brayden: "Hey!"
*Music roles around*
*I tell Brayden Hailey likes him*
Brayden: "O_O"
Hailey: *Hides*
So sad </3 xD
is there a really annoying girl at your school and she so fake well say this...
me:hey i have a nickname for you her:really what ? me sweet-in-low her:why ? me:becuase your artificial
hey baba girl I have balls you know
Hey Sandy
noose:" hey man, wanna hang out?" corpse:"sorry man, im dead inside."
HEY GWEN! What is a beans specialty? BE-A-N a jerk!
Hey talk to me here
jiggle balls jiggle balls jiggle all the way dr squatch will heal the itch and know it goes away hey
