Hey Jokes

me: hey are your parents here? orphan: (crying) STOP CALLING HERE!

Hey Guys I haven't been on in like freaking forever! Sorry. Anyways I love you emrald :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I hope your on!

Love you all. Hope you all have a nice day, Best regards Koko, <3

Hey this is to Orphans are ugly, We need to know each other :D We need to date, cause ur hot and so am i and orphans rly are ugly!!!!

hey selfish king i see u need a gf ;)

hey gwen how are u? im a girl btw...;)

Hey Kenya what is ur faviorte song "Lonly"

Hey gwen lets chat to 1:00 p.m-2:00! Love prince 🌹

What did the bee say to the flower?

Hey bud! When do you open?

orange: hey pear: hey orange: no hay!

Husband: Hey, my dear, this lunch is great. Where did you find the reciepe?

In a detective novel.

What did the boy said to his brother at chemistry class

Hey Br O

ME: hey joe updog

Joe:what

me:updog

Whats updog 0.0 *facepalms*

me: lol in the corner

Hey Autocorrect- STOP TAMPERING WITH MY CURSEWORDS YOU MOTHERDUCKING FORKLIFT

A guy meets a sex worker in a bar. She says, ‘This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for £300 as long as you can say it in three words.’ The guy replies, ‘Hey, why not?’ He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and lays £300 on the bar, and says slowly. ‘Paint...my....house.’

My mama always told me, don't pick your nose or it will fall off! I thought she meant my nose. Hey give me a break! I'm a little shorthanded! Oh no not rock paper scissors again! I always lose. Come on guys I just lost my finger a day ago this is Tony later on

Hey, you wanna hear something funny

AN atom makes up everything. Half of this site contains this joke. Dont trust the internet kids.

What's an old Japanese mans last words

hey that cloud looks like a mushroom or is it just me

What did the toilet paper say to the other toilet paper? Hey check me out I'm on a roll! 😂😂🤭🤭

I was walking home when i saw a children crossing the streets on his own. I went towards him and tap his shoulder and said "hey Little kid, you are not suppose to be walking on your own."the kid turns out to be a dwarf.