If the noose breaks, stab yourself!
If the knife is dull, shoot yourself!
If the gun's out of ammo, *YOU'RE HERE TO SUFFER ETERNALLY.*
Hereness Jokes
Here's a joke: Your life decisions.
Three men walk into a bar. The 1st says, "Hey, how's it going?" The 2nd one says, "Great!" But then the 3rd man says, "Hello, where did my wife go? I swear she was just here!" What happened to the 3rd guy's wife?
Is anyone else on here because it's not blocked on the school laptop?
Spring is here, I got so excited, I wet my plants!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The KGB.
The KGB wh-?
*slaps* I will ask the questions here.
Why are orphans not on this?
They don’t want to listen to the dumbos on here!
What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
"Open wide, here comes the airplane!" 💀👌
Alex: Dad, can we get me a little brother from the orphanage?
Dad: Sure, Alex!
Dad: We're here!
Orphanage manager: Alex! You are so big now!
Alex: Dad, what is she talking about?!
Why were the Twin Towers scared for dinner? Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
I arrived at basketball and I asked little Jimmy if he brought the basketballs, and he said, "Nope, but I got two right here!"
Kiwi: she's here!!
2022
Ur momma's so fat that when she became a spy her codename was OObese.
"Alex, hi, you here!?"
A cow was standing in a corn field. The chicken walked by and said annoyingly, "What do I see here? Corned beef!?"
Here [are] some questions firesharky:
1. What color hair do u have?
2. What[s] MY parents['] names? What hospital [were] u born in?
3. What state [were] u born in?
Do not say I don't know.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cold.
Cold who?
"It is cold out here!"
My friend: Wanna hear a joke?
Me: No.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because you are a joke.
Friend: Your life is too...
Me: :)
Friends :)
It's so sad that Stephen Hawking has a whole category on here about him and he can't stand up for himself.
A basketball player walks into a strip club:
"Hi, I heard I could bounce some balls here?"
