Dolly Parton's Bra Size

Seems very long. You won't remember the telephone number...

I remember it like this from school days in Ireland.

Dolly Parton is shopping for a new bra. A lady says, "Your size is 69." Dolly says, "No way, that's too too too (222) big." So she goes to the doctor. "Doc, I need something to make my boobs smaller." "Here, take (51) pills for 6 days (x6)," and so she did. Days later, she ran back to the doc, "Jesus Christ doctor, look what happened. I'm BOOBLESS!" 55378008 upside down.

Explanation

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Explain Bear

Hey, listen up, buttercup. This joke is like, a number thing, right? So, Dolly wants smaller boobs, chugs pills, and ends up flat as a pancake. But here's the kicker, when you flip "55378008" upside down on a calculator, it spells "BOOBLESS." Get it? You probably don't. Some peeps ain't got no calculator or boobs.

Comments (2)

bob

5 years ago

No its for 8 days

acissej

4 years ago

your way comes out to be - 41533506

...the person above me is correct about 8 instead.