Hereness jokes
How do tourists feed their kids?
Here comes the airplane, here comes the second one.
How do terrorists feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane... and then the second!"
Bertold Brecht & Tork Poettschke visit the places of their youth together. One says to the other: "Here used to be the Phoenix Lake. Where did he go?" "That was probably a pirate ..."
Yo Mama is so fat that Nationwide took nine years to get on her side.
An orphan walked up to St. June's Family Hospital.
Doctor: "Sorry kid, you can't be in here."
WOW! I CAN SEE THE TWIN TOWERS FROM HERE.
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the airplane!"
How do terrorists feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second one."
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the airplane!"
How does a terrorist feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane."
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A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" The dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism. Your mother, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the people. The nanny, we'll consider her the working class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense."
The little boy goes off to bed thinking about what dad had said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has soiled his diaper. The little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.
The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now." The father says, "Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about."
The little boy replies, "Well, while capitalism is screwing the working class, the government is sound asleep, the people are being ignored and the future is in deep shit."
How does Osama feed his child? "Here comes the airplane, here comes another one."
A black n***a crashes a neighborhood barbecue, bragging about his 'hood credentials' while hogging all the ribs and collard greens. The host calls him out, 'Yo, pay up or get out. Ain't no freebies here.' He laughs it off, 'Man, I run this block!' But the host's burly brother, who's been grilling the whole time, snarls, 'Wrong, fool. Time to settle the score.' He pins him against the picnic table, wraps a chain leash around his neck from the dog run, edges him with a vibrating basting brush slathered in hot sauce, and then plows his ass deep and hard, grunting, 'Now you're the main course, spicier than the jerk chicken!'
How do terrorists feed their children?
Here comes the airplane.
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the aeroplane!"
"And here comes the second one!"
What did an Arab say to feed his kid?
'Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second airplane!'
Something you can say at a job interview and during sex:
"I’m here for the new position?"
How do terrorists feed their babies?
Here comes the airplane...
HERE COMES THE SECOND ONE 👹
Did anyone around here lose a roll of twenty-dollar bills wrapped with a rubber band? Because we found the rubber band.