Thank You Cancer

  • If cancer was a person I’d shake their hand and say: "Thank you for your service."

    Sorry if it’s too far, but don’t come here if you can’t take it.

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  • Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Listen here, dummy. The joke is dark because it makes light of something bad. It's like saying "Hey, cancer, thanks for killing me!" which is something a dumb dumb would say. Fun fact, your brain uses about 20% of your body's energy. Maybe you should try using more.

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  • Are you Jake?

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