Hereness jokes
Is anyone else on here because it's not blocked on the school laptop?
Three men walk into a bar. The 1st says, "Hey, how's it going?" The 2nd one says, "Great!" But then the 3rd man says, "Hello, where did my wife go? I swear she was just here!" What happened to the 3rd guy's wife?
If the noose breaks, stab yourself!
If the knife is dull, shoot yourself!
If the gun's out of ammo, *YOU'RE HERE TO SUFFER ETERNALLY.*
Spring is here, I got so excited, I wet my plants!
Here's a joke: Your life decisions.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The KGB.
The KGB wh-?
*slaps* I will ask the questions here.
Kiwi: she's here!!
2022
Why are orphans not on this?
They don’t want to listen to the dumbos on here!
Here via westwingman.net from Veep!
Here [are] some questions firesharky:
1. What color hair do u have?
2. What[s] MY parents['] names? What hospital [were] u born in?
3. What state [were] u born in?
Do not say I don't know.
A basketball player walks into a strip club:
"Hi, I heard I could bounce some balls here?"
My friend: Wanna hear a joke?
Me: No.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because you are a joke.
Friend: Your life is too...
Me: :)
Friends :)
"Alex, hi, you here!?"
A cow was standing in a corn field. The chicken walked by and said annoyingly, "What do I see here? Corned beef!?"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cold.
Cold who?
"It is cold out here!"
Ur momma's so fat that when she became a spy her codename was OObese.
Your mum is so ugly that aliens don’t come here.
Two Timetravers walk into a bar...
...the bartender then said, "Sorry, we don't serve Timetravers here."
My dad is like a unicorn.
He's never here. :c
Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Phew, it's hot in here." The other muffin says, "OMG, a talking muffin!"