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Hereness Jokes
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Get off of here, kids!
You want to hear a joke?
Your mom.
There are millions of people in the world, yet you are here.
Not a joke, but here's a good workout, I guess:
Sit-ups: 50
Push-ups: 40
Squats: 30
Do 5 sets.
I hate it when I go to the shop and people are like, "Oh, hey what are you doing here?"
Me: "Oh, you know, just hunting elephants."
I asked the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.
I hope there are no women on here because they just aren't that funny.
Your mum is so ugly that aliens donβt come here.
My dad is like a unicorn.
He's never here. :c
Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Phew, it's hot in here." The other muffin says, "OMG, a talking muffin!"
I have the funniest joke ever, here it is...
Your face!
Two Timetravers walk into a bar...
...the bartender then said, "Sorry, we don't serve Timetravers here."
"Is Mrs. Wall here?"
"No."
"Is Mr. Wall here?"
"No."
"Then what is holding up the walls?"
A blonde crashes an airplane.
Officer: Could you please explain to me what happened?
Woman: It got so cold in the plane, I turned the fan off.
Officer: *face palms self*
Also officer: Here's your sign.
I tried my best to think of some puns, but I'm gonna have tibia honest: I don't have any puns left, but I'm pretty sternum, so I'll think of a few puns here and there. It took a lot of spine to do this.
When you're sitting by the mushrooms and you hear one say to the other "Hey, you're a fun guy."
I smell up dog in here.
"What's up, dog?"
Nothing much, how about you?
What did one ballsack say to another?
"You stay here, I'll go pee."
