Hereness jokes

Knock knock.

Who's there?

The KGB.

The KGB wh-?

*slaps* I will ask the questions here.

Spring is here, I got so excited, I wet my plants!

Here [are] some questions firesharky:

1. What color hair do u have?

2. What[s] MY parents['] names? What hospital [were] u born in?

3. What state [were] u born in?

Do not say I don't know.

Is anyone else on here because it's not blocked on the school laptop?

If the noose breaks, stab yourself!

If the knife is dull, shoot yourself!

If the gun's out of ammo, *YOU'RE HERE TO SUFFER ETERNALLY.*

Here's a joke: Your life decisions.

Three men walk into a bar. The 1st says, "Hey, how's it going?" The 2nd one says, "Great!" But then the 3rd man says, "Hello, where did my wife go? I swear she was just here!" What happened to the 3rd guy's wife?

Wanna hear a joke?

Look in the mirror; I'm sure you'll find one there :')

A cow was standing in a corn field. The chicken walked by and said annoyingly, "What do I see here? Corned beef!?"

A basketball player walks into a strip club:

"Hi, I heard I could bounce some balls here?"

It's so sad that Stephen Hawking has a whole category on here about him and he can't stand up for himself.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Cold.

Cold who?

"It is cold out here!"

Ur momma's so fat that when she became a spy her codename was OObese.

My friend: Wanna hear a joke?

Me: No.

Friend: Why?

Me: Because you are a joke.

Friend: Your life is too...

Me: :)

Friends :)

"Alex, hi, you here!?"

Hey, wanna read here? Have a comet book.

Here via westwingman.net from Veep!

You want to hear a joke?

Your mom.

Get off of here, kids!

I have the funniest joke ever, here it is...

Your face!