Hereness jokes

Here [are] some questions firesharky:

1. What color hair do u have?

2. What[s] MY parents['] names? What hospital [were] u born in?

3. What state [were] u born in?

Do not say I don't know.

My friend: Wanna hear a joke?

Me: No.

Friend: Why?

Me: Because you are a joke.

Friend: Your life is too...

Me: :)

Friends :)

"Alex, hi, you here!?"

A cow was standing in a corn field. The chicken walked by and said annoyingly, "What do I see here? Corned beef!?"

Ur momma's so fat that when she became a spy her codename was OObese.

Why were the Twin Towers scared for dinner? Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"

Alex: Dad, can we get me a little brother from the orphanage?

Dad: Sure, Alex!

Dad: We're here!

Orphanage manager: Alex! You are so big now!

Alex: Dad, what is she talking about?!

I arrived at basketball and I asked little Jimmy if he brought the basketballs, and he said, "Nope, but I got two right here!"

What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?

"Open wide, here comes the airplane!" 💀👌

If the noose breaks, stab yourself!

If the knife is dull, shoot yourself!

If the gun's out of ammo, *YOU'RE HERE TO SUFFER ETERNALLY.*

Here's a joke: Your life decisions.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

The KGB.

The KGB wh-?

*slaps* I will ask the questions here.

Three men walk into a bar. The 1st says, "Hey, how's it going?" The 2nd one says, "Great!" But then the 3rd man says, "Hello, where did my wife go? I swear she was just here!" What happened to the 3rd guy's wife?

Why are orphans not on this?

They don’t want to listen to the dumbos on here!

Is anyone else on here because it's not blocked on the school laptop?

Kiwi: she's here!!

2022

Spring is here, I got so excited, I wet my plants!

I smell up dog in here.

"What's up, dog?"

Nothing much, how about you?

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Cold.

Cold who?

"It is cold out here!"

Hey, wanna read here? Have a comet book.