Hereness jokes
Wanna hear a joke?
Look in the mirror; I'm sure you'll find one there :')
Alex: Dad, can we get me a little brother from the orphanage?
Dad: Sure, Alex!
Dad: We're here!
Orphanage manager: Alex! You are so big now!
Alex: Dad, what is she talking about?!
What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
"Open wide, here comes the airplane!" 💀👌
Why were the Twin Towers scared for dinner? Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
I tried my best to think of some puns, but I'm gonna have tibia honest: I don't have any puns left, but I'm pretty sternum, so I'll think of a few puns here and there. It took a lot of spine to do this.
A blonde crashes an airplane.
Officer: Could you please explain to me what happened?
Woman: It got so cold in the plane, I turned the fan off.
Officer: *face palms self*
Also officer: Here's your sign.
When you're sitting by the mushrooms and you hear one say to the other "Hey, you're a fun guy."
If the noose breaks, stab yourself!
If the knife is dull, shoot yourself!
If the gun's out of ammo, *YOU'RE HERE TO SUFFER ETERNALLY.*
Here's a joke: Your life decisions.
I smell up dog in here.
"What's up, dog?"
Nothing much, how about you?
Kiwi: she's here!!
2022
I arrived at basketball and I asked little Jimmy if he brought the basketballs, and he said, "Nope, but I got two right here!"
Why are orphans not on this?
They don’t want to listen to the dumbos on here!
It's so sad that Stephen Hawking has a whole category on here about him and he can't stand up for himself.
A basketball player walks into a strip club:
"Hi, I heard I could bounce some balls here?"
Three men walk into a bar. The 1st says, "Hey, how's it going?" The 2nd one says, "Great!" But then the 3rd man says, "Hello, where did my wife go? I swear she was just here!" What happened to the 3rd guy's wife?
Spring is here, I got so excited, I wet my plants!
Is anyone else on here because it's not blocked on the school laptop?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The KGB.
The KGB wh-?
*slaps* I will ask the questions here.
Here [are] some questions firesharky:
1. What color hair do u have?
2. What[s] MY parents['] names? What hospital [were] u born in?
3. What state [were] u born in?
Do not say I don't know.