Hereness jokes
If the noose breaks, stab yourself!
If the knife is dull, shoot yourself!
If the gun's out of ammo, *YOU'RE HERE TO SUFFER ETERNALLY.*
Here's a joke: Your life decisions.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The KGB.
The KGB wh-?
*slaps* I will ask the questions here.
Three men walk into a bar. The 1st says, "Hey, how's it going?" The 2nd one says, "Great!" But then the 3rd man says, "Hello, where did my wife go? I swear she was just here!" What happened to the 3rd guy's wife?
Why are orphans not on this?
They don’t want to listen to the dumbos on here!
Memes
Is anyone else on here because it's not blocked on the school laptop?
Kiwi: she's here!!
2022
Spring is here, I got so excited, I wet my plants!
I smell up dog in here.
"What's up, dog?"
Nothing much, how about you?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cold.
Cold who?
"It is cold out here!"
Hey, wanna read here? Have a comet book.
Here via westwingman.net from Veep!
You want to hear a joke?
Your mom.
Get off of here, kids!
A blonde crashes an airplane.
Officer: Could you please explain to me what happened?
Woman: It got so cold in the plane, I turned the fan off.
Officer: *face palms self*
Also officer: Here's your sign.
I have the funniest joke ever, here it is...
Your face!
Two Timetravers walk into a bar...
...the bartender then said, "Sorry, we don't serve Timetravers here."
Your mum is so ugly that aliens don’t come here.
My dad is like a unicorn.
He's never here. :c
Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Phew, it's hot in here." The other muffin says, "OMG, a talking muffin!"