Hereness jokes

"Is Mrs. Wall here?"

"No."

"Is Mr. Wall here?"

"No."

"Then what is holding up the walls?"

Two Timetravers walk into a bar...

...the bartender then said, "Sorry, we don't serve Timetravers here."

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Phew, it's hot in here." The other muffin says, "OMG, a talking muffin!"

I have the funniest joke ever, here it is...

Your face!

My dad is like a unicorn.

He's never here. :c

I smell up dog in here.

"What's up, dog?"

Nothing much, how about you?

What did one ballsack say to another?

"You stay here, I'll go pee."

When you're sitting by the mushrooms and you hear one say to the other "Hey, you're a fun guy."

There are millions of people in the world, yet you are here.

I asked the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.

I hope there are no women on here because they just aren't that funny.

I hate it when I go to the shop and people are like, "Oh, hey what are you doing here?"

Me: "Oh, you know, just hunting elephants."

It's so sad that Stephen Hawking has a whole category on here about him and he can't stand up for himself.

Wanna hear a joke?

Look in the mirror; I'm sure you'll find one there :')

What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?

"Open wide, here comes the airplane!" 💀👌

I arrived at basketball and I asked little Jimmy if he brought the basketballs, and he said, "Nope, but I got two right here!"

Why were the Twin Towers scared for dinner? Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"

Alex: Dad, can we get me a little brother from the orphanage?

Dad: Sure, Alex!

Dad: We're here!

Orphanage manager: Alex! You are so big now!

Alex: Dad, what is she talking about?!

Three men walk into a bar. The 1st says, "Hey, how's it going?" The 2nd one says, "Great!" But then the 3rd man says, "Hello, where did my wife go? I swear she was just here!" What happened to the 3rd guy's wife?

Is anyone else on here because it's not blocked on the school laptop?