Hereness jokes
What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
"Open wide, here comes the airplane!" 💀👌
If the noose breaks, stab yourself!
If the knife is dull, shoot yourself!
If the gun's out of ammo, *YOU'RE HERE TO SUFFER ETERNALLY.*
Here's a joke: Your life decisions.
Three men walk into a bar. The 1st says, "Hey, how's it going?" The 2nd one says, "Great!" But then the 3rd man says, "Hello, where did my wife go? I swear she was just here!" What happened to the 3rd guy's wife?
Is anyone else on here because it's not blocked on the school laptop?
Spring is here, I got so excited, I wet my plants!
Why are orphans not on this?
They don’t want to listen to the dumbos on here!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The KGB.
The KGB wh-?
*slaps* I will ask the questions here.
What did one ballsack say to another?
"You stay here, I'll go pee."
I smell up dog in here.
"What's up, dog?"
Nothing much, how about you?
There are millions of people in the world, yet you are here.
When you're sitting by the mushrooms and you hear one say to the other "Hey, you're a fun guy."
A basketball player walks into a strip club:
"Hi, I heard I could bounce some balls here?"
It's so sad that Stephen Hawking has a whole category on here about him and he can't stand up for himself.
Your mum is so ugly that aliens don’t come here.
Why were the Twin Towers scared for dinner? Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
Kiwi: she's here!!
2022
I arrived at basketball and I asked little Jimmy if he brought the basketballs, and he said, "Nope, but I got two right here!"
A cow was standing in a corn field. The chicken walked by and said annoyingly, "What do I see here? Corned beef!?"
Here [are] some questions firesharky:
1. What color hair do u have?
2. What[s] MY parents['] names? What hospital [were] u born in?
3. What state [were] u born in?
Do not say I don't know.