5+ Best Boob Memes - Worst Jokes Ever

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A comic strip shows a woman stranded on an island. In the first frame, she's gathering stones. In the second frame, the word 'HELP' is visible written on the beach. The third shows planes flying overhead and in the fourth, she is thinking. In the fifth panel she is gathering more stones. The last panel shows the word HELP as well as, "HELP ME AND I WILL REMOVE MY BRA" on the beach, while a plane is crashing and parachuters are falling nearby.

Kid

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A black square with the text: "BOOBS are like kids toys.. they are fun to play with, but they eventually end up in the mouth" written in white.

Tweet

A screenshot of a tweet. The tweet says: "using my boobs as stress balls."

Question

A drawing shows two people. One person, wrapped in bandages, is standing. The other one is crouched in a corner looking sad. The text above them says: this isn't a disrespectful question btw. if you're catholic you believe Christ was fully human, fully divine. To deny that he had sexual temptations implies that he wasn't fully human, making you a blasphemer (punishable by excommunication for most of history) now answer: boobs. or ass.

Validation

Crazy how the meanest girls are always some of the ugliest.

A four-panel Wojak-style meme. Top left shows a character known as 'Trad-Girl.' Top right shows several other female characters, often depicted as 'mean girls,' insulting her with text like 'You're ugly,' 'No man will want you,' and 'Small boobs.' Bottom left shows 'GigaChad' character telling Trad-Girl, 'You're pretty.' Bottom right shows Trad-Girl responding, 'I am?'.

Bra

Damn.....

The image contains text that says: "Her boobs are saggy without a bra." and ur dick is small without an erection. NEXT

Arrest

A cat with a serious expression is wrapped in a dark fabric, with only its head showing, and the text "BOOB POLICE" above it, and "UR UNDER ARREST" below it.

Fat

Oop- get called out

A screenshot of a tweet by user @selfluvnbbg. The tweet reads, "What do boys even find attractive about boobs, they are literally balls of fat on my chest. IF YOU CAN LOVE ME FOR THE FAT ON MY CHEST WHY CAN'T YOU LOVE ME FOR THE FAT ON MY STOMACH YOU PIECE OF SHIT."

Jokes

Doctor

My doctor is a very attractive woman; gorgeous face, nice boobs, smoking hot body. She said to me, “You are in your 50’s now, you have GOT to stop masturbating.” I asked why. She replied, “Because I’m trying to examine you, ya’ pervert!!!”

Lobster

What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs?

One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.

Arrest

A man is being arrested by a female police officer, who informs him, "Anything you say can and will be held against you." The man replies, "Boobs!"