Priestly Gifts

Alright listen up, buttercup. The joke is that priests are supposed to be these holy dudes, right? But instead of giving kids blessings or whatever, this joke says they give them STDs like syphilis. Because, get this, they're diddling them! I bet you didn't know that syphilis is a bacterial infection usually spread by sexual contact, causing sores, rashes, and if untreated, serious health problems. Maybe if you paid attention in school instead of huffing paint thinner, you'd get it.