Health jokes
What did the blind, deaf, and dumb orphans get for Christmas?...
Cancer.
A mom and her two children were eating at a place while playing trivia when she asked what does AIDS stand for? Her son Dallyn has no idea, but her daughter Emberlee, who has always been a little odd, says, "An Intentional Disease." Her brother and mom just stared!
Cancer?
Cancer
A man awakes in a hospital and is confused. He decides to feel his legs, but to no avail.
"Doctor, doctor!" He cries out.
"What is it?" The doctor asks.
"I can't feel my legs!"
The doctor stands there for a moment - completely dumbfounded.
". . . That's because I amputated your arms."
So I made a simple cancer joke on Roblox with my friend, and then both her dumb-ass friends were like, "OMG WHY WOULD U SAY DAT? YOUR HORRIBLE!!" That pissed me off. Like damn woman, it's not like I said, "IF PEOPLE IN YOUR FAMILY DIED FROM CANCER THAT MEANS YOU AND YOUR FAMILY ARE ALL DUMB-ASSES." If anything they are actually dumb asses but hey. Also they can't talk. They don't know that I'm abused everyday at home and pressured to get good grades or else I'd get my head bashed against a wall till there is blood. So if they are reading this, SUCK MY ASS BITCH.
Your mom is so skinny, she eats Skinny Pop!
I bet when you were born, the doctor looked away because of your virginity.
Am I the only one here that actually tried to kill myself 15 times and failed every time and landed up in the hospital every time?
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth picks.
Why aren't Down's syndrome jokes funny?
Because the format of them is ugly.
What is the difference between me and a retard?
At least I have chromosomes.
What's an asthma patient’s least favorite vegetable?
An arti-“choke”!
I went to McDonald's to get a Big Mac. It was for his mom cause she was too fat.
You're so fat, when you say the n-word, boogers come out.
Why do fat people like food?
The more the merrier.
My foot itches.
An autistic kid.
What has legs but can't walk?
Don't know? A paralyzed person ;))
100% of blind people in Africa can't see. Together, we can stop this.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling very well.