Health jokes
Well, I was gonna make a joke about drunk people, but that would be good for the health.
Why Cristiano Ronaldo loves oranges??
Because they contain vitamin suiiiii!
Why do fat people like food?
The more the merrier.
My foot itches.
An autistic kid.
Memes
...maybee
My dad said I need to eat more. I don't know why, but his fat ass needs to stop eating.
Yo mama eats so much that she spends her whole life on the toilet.
Did you know some people don't put on masks because they wanna act like something? Some put masks on to show their depression and feeling.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling very well.
What has legs but can't walk?
Don't know? A paralyzed person ;))
Fat people: Do I look beautiful when I eat a pack of chicken?
Me: Yes, you look like a bunch of boulders crashing into each other.
Fat: Dang...
Me: Shut up, Jon Brower Minnoch.
What is the difference between me and a retard?
At least I have chromosomes.
I went to McDonald's to get a Big Mac. It was for his mom cause she was too fat.
You're so fat, when you say the n-word, boogers come out.
Why aren't Down's syndrome jokes funny?
Because the format of them is ugly.
What's an asthma patient’s least favorite vegetable?
An arti-“choke”!
Your mom is so skinny, she eats Skinny Pop!
I bet when you were born, the doctor looked away because of your virginity.
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth picks.
Am I the only one here that actually tried to kill myself 15 times and failed every time and landed up in the hospital every time?