A dyslexic guy walks into a bra!
What’s better than winning gold at the Paralympics?
Walking.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling very well.
An autistic kid.
Why do Asians don’t wear contacts? Cause they can’t fitt.
Five little monkeys jumping on a bed, one fell off and bumped his head.
Mummy called the doctor and the doctor said, "I'm gay!"
My syndrome is down, but my hopes are up.
Cancer cancer cancer cancer. (joke speaks for itself)
Friend: I got bit.
Other friend: By what?
Friend: A dog.
Other friend: (Runs away and the next day you know everyone is wearing a mask and the friend gets expelled because of rabies.)
What's the hardest part of a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
So, I'm sitting here smacking on some cheese ball BBQ, my titties, and then I saw the most a shoe got shoveled all the way up my ass. I cried, then turned around and said, "MOTHERFUCKING COCK SUCK FUCKIN GAY ASS HOE SHOVIN SHOE'S UP MY ASS SON OF A BITCH!" Then turned around, punched the guy, got smacked in the face, went in for another punch, got smacked in the face, then people staring at me. I said, "WTF are you staring at?" I punched as hard as I can, then got knocked out. I thought this, "This isn't over motherfucker, I'm gonna find you and kill you." Next thing I knew, I was in the hospital. They told me, "Why tf were you fighting a stop sign?" I said, "What? You were fighting a motherfuckering stop sign?" I said, "Bitch, I ain't crazing yo head a stop sign son of a bitch fuck my pussy u must be high! hai es a bitch muhfuhcka"
Mikey don't clean his foreskin dude straight gay.
My brackets are so high on my teeth, they must be smoking something.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack?
Vegetables.
Jingle bells, Braedyn says, "Yummy!" to a turd.
Then, he takes it out of the toilet and wipes it all over the wall!
Jingle bells, Braedyn says, "Yummy!" to a turd.
Then, he takes it out of the toilet and wipes it all over the wall!
Why did the other Down syndrome guy say to the other Down syndrome guy?
What is going on here?
Breakfast! 😂
How do people get skinny?
Their parents don't feed them. (JOKE)
What do you call a frozen Band-Aid?
Cool-Aid!
What do a doctor and a girlfriend/boyfriend have in common?
They both break your heart.
What's the difference between cancer and my dad?
Cancer is still here. 😂😂😅😅😐😐😪😪😥😥😭😭
