Health jokes
So I made a simple cancer joke on Roblox with my friend, and then both her dumb-ass friends were like, "OMG WHY WOULD U SAY DAT? YOUR HORRIBLE!!" That pissed me off. Like damn woman, it's not like I said, "IF PEOPLE IN YOUR FAMILY DIED FROM CANCER THAT MEANS YOU AND YOUR FAMILY ARE ALL DUMB-ASSES." If anything they are actually dumb asses but hey. Also they can't talk. They don't know that I'm abused everyday at home and pressured to get good grades or else I'd get my head bashed against a wall till there is blood. So if they are reading this, SUCK MY ASS BITCH.
What goes in and out and saves your life but is not sexual?
Diabetes.
What’s better than winning gold at the Paralympics?
Walking.
Why aren't Down's syndrome jokes funny?
Because the format of them is ugly.
What is the difference between me and a retard?
At least I have chromosomes.
Memes
What's an asthma patient’s least favorite vegetable?
An arti-“choke”!
I went to McDonald's to get a Big Mac. It was for his mom cause she was too fat.
You're so fat, when you say the n-word, boogers come out.
I bet when you were born, the doctor looked away because of your virginity.
Your mom is so skinny, she eats Skinny Pop!
100% of blind people in Africa can't see. Together, we can stop this.
Did you know some people don't put on masks because they wanna act like something? Some put masks on to show their depression and feeling.
Why Cristiano Ronaldo loves oranges??
Because they contain vitamin suiiiii!
My foot itches.
Why do fat people like food?
The more the merrier.
An autistic kid.
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth picks.
Am I the only one here that actually tried to kill myself 15 times and failed every time and landed up in the hospital every time?
What has legs but can't walk?
Don't know? A paralyzed person ;))
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling very well.