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They said time heals all wounds, well I broke your watch.

Time heals all wounds.

Unless you have AIDS, when time kills you slowly and painfully.

Four guys wake up in a hospital, one of them is crippled, and the others are just badly hurt. After their injuries healed up, they went to a bar, and the guy who was crippled was in a wheelchair. One of them said, “After this beer we should go on a nice, relaxing, walk.”