My therapist told me that time heals all wounds. So I stabbed him, now we wait
There was a guy who got his entire left side cut off. Don’t worry, he is all right now.
I was having issues in my personal and professional life. I hated everyone. I was on the brink of a mental breakdown and depression. I decided to see a therapist about it. The therapist suggested that I should write letters to the people I hate and then burn them. I must admit I feel much better...
But now I don't know what to do with the letters.
what's black and red and is a liquid? my scars!
what does an orphanage and a hospital have in common
people go there to fix there mistakes
My Dr told me "Time heals Wounds ".. So I Stabbed him .... Now we wait.....
My therapist said time heals all wounds , i stabbed him . Now we wait
They said time heals all wounds, well I broke your watch.
If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.
There's a new Michael Jackson biopic in the works. There is a possibility that we will know who his love interest was.
What we know so far: Billie Jean is not his lover, and that kid [seen with him] is not his son. We also know that Michael Jackson said that sharing his bed with little boys is "healing" and an act of "sharing the love", so take that as you will.
Time heals all wounds.
Unless you have AIDS, when time kills you slowly and painfully.
I broke my arm in two places. You know what the doctor told me? Stay out of those places!
jiggle balls jiggle balls jiggle all the way dr squatch will heal the itch and know it goes away hey
If LAUGHTER is the best medicine, BLESSEDBRIAN’S JOKES are the disease
God when terminally ill children beg him to heal them
God: No, I don’t want to
Jesus seemed like he was probably a good guy; healed the sick, fed the hungry, and gave good advice. Jesus had only one flaw: he was always hanging around.
If your butt hurts real bad put some vapor rub and booty cream on it so it can heal back to normal.
why did quean Elizabeth thee 2nd die she forgot to heal after all those storms
me. i broke me but. dad. oh that is bad i will get some pooh in the toilet so i can heal your bum.
Walk The Dinosaur-By watersharky Productions and Was(Not Was)- Boom boom acka-lacka lacka boom Boom boom acka-lacka boom boom It was a night like this forty million years ago I lit a cigarette, picked up a monkey skull to go The sun was spitting fire, the sky was blue as ice I felt a little tired, so I watched Miami Vice And walked the dinosaur, I walked the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody walk the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody walk the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody walk the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody walk the dinosaur I met you in a cave, you were painting buffalo I said I'd be your slave, follow wherever you go That night we split a rattlesnake and danced beneath the stars You fell asleep, I stayed awake and watched the passing cars And walked the dinosaur, I walked the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody walk the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody walk the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody walk the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody walk the dinosaur One night I dreamed of New York You and I roasting blue pork In the Statue of Liberty's torch Elvis landed in a rocket ship Healed a couple of leapers and disappeared But where was his beard? A shadow from the sky much too big to be a bird A screaming crashing noise louder than I've ever heard It looked like two big silver trees that somehow learned to soar Suddenly a summer breeze and a mighty lion's roar I killed the dinosaur, I killed the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody kill the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody kill the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody kill the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody kill the dinosaur
Boom boom acka-lacka lacka boom Boom boom acka-lacka boom boom