There was a guy who got his entire left side cut off. Don’t worry, he is all right now.
what's black and red and is a liquid? my scars!
what does an orphanage and a hospital have in common
people go there to fix there mistakes
I was having issues in my personal and professional life. I hated everyone. I was on the brink of a mental breakdown and depression. I decided to see a therapist about it. The therapist suggested that I should write letters to the people I hate and then burn them. I must admit I feel much better...
But now I don't know what to do with the letters.
If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.
I broke my arm in two places. You know what the doctor told me? Stay out of those places!
If LAUGHTER is the best medicine, BLESSEDBRIAN’S JOKES are the disease
My therapist told me that time heals all wounds. So I stabbed him, now we wait
There's a new Michael Jackson biopic in the works. There is a possibility that we will know who his love interest was.
What we know so far: Billie Jean is not his lover, and that kid [seen with him] is not his son. We also know that Michael Jackson said that sharing his bed with little boys is "healing" and an act of "sharing the love", so take that as you will.
My Dr told me "Time heals Wounds ".. So I Stabbed him .... Now we wait.....
They said time heals all wounds, well I broke your watch.
Time heals all wounds.
Unless you have AIDS, when time kills you slowly and painfully.
jiggle balls jiggle balls jiggle all the way dr squatch will heal the itch and know it goes away hey
God when terminally ill children beg him to heal them
God: No, I don’t want to
If your butt hurts real bad put some vapor rub and booty cream on it so it can heal back to normal.
Jesus seemed like he was probably a good guy; healed the sick, fed the hungry, and gave good advice. Jesus had only one flaw: he was always hanging around.
why did quean Elizabeth thee 2nd die she forgot to heal after all those storms
me. i broke me but. dad. oh that is bad i will get some pooh in the toilet so i can heal your bum.
Good For You-Remake-By- watersharky Productions and Olivia Rodrigo- Well, good for you, I guess you moved on really easily You found a new girl and it only took a couple weeks Remember when you said that you wanted to give me the world? (Ah-ah-ah-ah) And good for you, I guess that you've been workin' on yourself I guess that therapist I found for you, she really helped Now you can be a better man for your brand new girl Well, good for you, you look happy and healthy, not me If you ever cared to ask Good for you, you're doin' great out there without me, baby God, I wish that I could do that I've lost my mind, I've spent the night Cryin' on the floor of my bathroom But you're so unaffected, I really don't get it But I guess good for you Well, good for you, I guess you're gettin' everything you want (ah) You bought a new car and your career's really takin' off (ah) It's like we never even happened Baby, what the fuck is up with that? (Ha) And good for you, it's like you never even met me Remember when you swore to God I was the only Person who ever got you? Well, screw that and screw you You will never have to hurt the way you know that I do Well, good for you, you look happy and healthy, not me If you ever cared to ask Good for you, you're doin' great out there without me, baby God, I wish that I could do that I've lost my mind, I've spent the night Cryin' on the floor of my bathroom But you're so unaffected, I really don't get it But I guess good for you Ah-ah-ah-ah Ah-ah-ah-ah Maybe I'm too emotional But your apathy's like a wound in salt Maybe I'm too emotional Or maybe you never cared at all Maybe I'm too emotional Your apathy is like a wound in salt Maybe I'm too emotional Or maybe you never cared at all Well, good for you, you look happy and healthy, not me If you ever cared to ask Good for you, you're doin' great out there without me, baby Like a damn sociopath I've lost my mind, I've spent the night Cryin' on the floor of my bathroom But you're so unaffected, I really don't get it But I guess good for you Well, good for you, I guess you moved on really easily
