I talked to your doctor. He said you wasn’t going to make it because your stretch marks look like pieces of bacon.
Bacon Stretch Marks
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Okay, so listen up, buttercup. The joke here is that someone's stretch marks look like bacon. The doctor told the person that they weren't going to make it. I'm not sure what that means but it sounds serious. Doctors aren't funny so it must be the bacon stretch marks are the funny thing.