Health jokes
What did the blind, deaf, and dumb orphans get for Christmas?...
Cancer.
Cancer?
Cancer
A mom and her two children were eating at a place while playing trivia when she asked what does AIDS stand for? Her son Dallyn has no idea, but her daughter Emberlee, who has always been a little odd, says, "An Intentional Disease." Her brother and mom just stared!
A man awakes in a hospital and is confused. He decides to feel his legs, but to no avail.
"Doctor, doctor!" He cries out.
"What is it?" The doctor asks.
"I can't feel my legs!"
The doctor stands there for a moment - completely dumbfounded.
". . . That's because I amputated your arms."
So I made a simple cancer joke on Roblox with my friend, and then both her dumb-ass friends were like, "OMG WHY WOULD U SAY DAT? YOUR HORRIBLE!!" That pissed me off. Like damn woman, it's not like I said, "IF PEOPLE IN YOUR FAMILY DIED FROM CANCER THAT MEANS YOU AND YOUR FAMILY ARE ALL DUMB-ASSES." If anything they are actually dumb asses but hey. Also they can't talk. They don't know that I'm abused everyday at home and pressured to get good grades or else I'd get my head bashed against a wall till there is blood. So if they are reading this, SUCK MY ASS BITCH.
Memes
What goes in and out and saves your life but is not sexual?
Diabetes.
Why Cristiano Ronaldo loves oranges??
Because they contain vitamin suiiiii!
Why do fat people like food?
The more the merrier.
I bet when you were born, the doctor looked away because of your virginity.
Your mom is so skinny, she eats Skinny Pop!
What has legs but can't walk?
Don't know? A paralyzed person ;))
Fat people: Do I look beautiful when I eat a pack of chicken?
Me: Yes, you look like a bunch of boulders crashing into each other.
Fat: Dang...
Me: Shut up, Jon Brower Minnoch.
100% of blind people in Africa can't see. Together, we can stop this.
I went to McDonald's to get a Big Mac. It was for his mom cause she was too fat.
What is the difference between me and a retard?
At least I have chromosomes.
What's an asthma patient’s least favorite vegetable?
An arti-“choke”!
My foot itches.
An autistic kid.
You're so fat, when you say the n-word, boogers come out.
Why aren't Down's syndrome jokes funny?
Because the format of them is ugly.