Health jokes
Everyone, Alya is okay!!!!!!!!!! She got up, she can walk, and she can talk regular!!!!
My grandpa died to ligma.
Ligma balls lol.
Fat.
Yo mama went to Safeway to be safe.
Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't "peeling" well!
Say no to smoking !!
What do you call a cow on steroids? A bull-y.
Q. What do ghosts do when they get hurt?
A. They call an AmBOOlance.
I take back my comments on the United healthcare CEO.
Being poisoned by a nurse wouldn't be that bad of a way to die as long as the nurse diluted the potassium chloride first.
Q. What do you call a hooker in a vegetative state? A. A thot incapable of thought.
Ms. Katie: I heard about a Vegan baby.
Mom: Here’s your Happy Meal.
Ms. Katie: That’s not vegan, did you trick me?
Kids: Yeah!
Ms. Katie: That’s it, little baby Jimmy, I’m giving you shaking baby syndrome!
Mom: Please don’t hurt my son.
*Ms. Katie shakes Jimmy*
Mom: I’m secretly a cop, and you are arrested.
Cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer.
"Dog the dog" and Maggie were frightened of her, and the kangaroo said that she had to be in a hospital with a doctor. Jokes and Maggie were walking. I was going to go off the road to the city hall to see her, and I said that the only one-piece dress for women readymade RB collection, as he was walking in the city, and Maggie was a little bit more on the side of it.
What's the difference between Cain Dashiell and Down syndrome?
Nothing.
A father of a young girl comes to meet the doctor.
Father: Doctor, how is my daughter's report?
Doctor: Congrats, your daughter is pregnant.
Father: WTF ?????? My daughter is 10 years old and unmarried!
What is an obese lady's blood type?
Nutella.
How do you make a baby float?
You take your foot off its head.
What did one ankle say to the other? Good morning, how are you today?
There are 4 people in a line. Three stand up and say "We are standing up for cancer," and then there's the one in the wheelchair.
Q: Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone?
A: He has turrets.
You're so skinny, if someone farts in your direction, you will fly away.