What has legs but can't walk?
Don't know? A paralyzed person ;))
Health Jokes
Fat people: Do I look beautiful when I eat a pack of chicken?
Me: Yes, you look like a bunch of boulders crashing into each other.
Fat: Dang...
Me: Shut up, Jon Brower Minnoch.
100% of blind people in Africa can't see. Together, we can stop this.
I went to McDonald's to get a Big Mac. It was for his mom cause she was too fat.
What is the difference between me and a retard?
At least I have chromosomes.
What's an asthma patient’s least favorite vegetable?
An arti-“choke”!
My foot itches.
An autistic kid.
You're so fat, when you say the n-word, boogers come out.
Why aren't Down's syndrome jokes funny?
Because the format of them is ugly.
Did you know some people don't put on masks because they wanna act like something? Some put masks on to show their depression and feeling.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling very well.
Yo mama eats so much that she spends her whole life on the toilet.
My dad said I need to eat more. I don't know why, but his fat ass needs to stop eating.
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth picks.
Am I the only one here that actually tried to kill myself 15 times and failed every time and landed up in the hospital every time?
Bro, you teeth are so yellow that you can't brush your teeth.
What’s better than winning gold at the Paralympics?
Walking.
My friend: How are you running so fast? You just had 10 hamburgers!
Me: It’s the 10 hamburgers that are making me run fast!
Well, I was gonna make a joke about drunk people, but that would be good for the health.
