A man awakes in a hospital and is confused. He decides to feel his legs, but to no avail.
"Doctor, doctor!" He cries out.
"What is it?" The doctor asks.
"I can't feel my legs!"
The doctor stands there for a moment - completely dumbfounded.
". . . That's because I amputated your arms."
Listen up, buttercup. This ain't rocket science. This dude wakes up, can't feel his legs, and freaks out. Turns out, the doc chopped off his arms instead! It's funny because it's unexpected and kinda dumb. Also, you probably have never seen a hospital. I am sure they would have explained the procedure.
