The 30+ Best Bum Jokes

Why did the bum get a slap ?

Because it was being to cheeky

Confucius say, man who go to sleep with itchy bum, wake up with smelly finger.

What do 3-year-old boys say after going to confession?

My bum hurts

How did the man in prison escape?

He drew a bum on the wall and slid through the crack

What did one chair say to the other? "I'm so bummed out!"

My bum hurts

willy bum

What did the Constipated bum say to the other bum?

Pls don't s**t on me

Knock knock Who's there Bear Bear who Bear bum

suk ya mums bum

What's the name for a short legged tramp? A low down bum

penis when sussy; bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bud buh dum boo dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum bfrhgtjkg buygubukbjkuhkbjub. AMOGUS(sus)

you look nice, and you seem like good fun, so if i give you this flower, will you finger my bum?

Knock knock Who’s there Ligma Ligma who Ligma bum crack

What did the poo say when it fell out of your bum Your anus looks like my mums bedsheet which is smelly and covered in poo. I also just wanted to add that a goonies anus looks like my nans mouth

Father : "That's great son. Who is she?"

Son: "It's Tina, the neighbor's daughter".

Father : "Ohhh I wish you hadn't said that.I have to tell u something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother.Tina is actually your sister."

The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later

Son : "Daddy, I fell in love again and she is even hotter!"

Father : "That's great son. Who is she?"

Son: "It's Peny, the other neighbor's daughter."

Father : "Ohhhh I wish you hadn't said that. Peny is also your sister."

This went on couple of times and the son was so mad,he went straight to his mother crying.

Son : "Mum I am so mad at dad ! I fell in love with six girls but I can't date any of them because daddy is their father!"

The mother hugs him affectionately and says:

"My love, you can date whoever you want. Don't listen to him. He is not your Father."!!!