How did the man in prison escape?
He drew a bum on the wall and slid through the crack
Knock knock Who’s there Ligma Ligma who Ligma bum crack
Why did the bum get a slap ?
Because it was being to cheeky
Father : "That's great son. Who is she?"
Son: "It's Tina, the neighbor's daughter".
Father : "Ohhh I wish you hadn't said that.I have to tell u something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother.Tina is actually your sister."
The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later
Son : "Daddy, I fell in love again and she is even hotter!"
Father : "That's great son. Who is she?"
Son: "It's Peny, the other neighbor's daughter."
Father : "Ohhhh I wish you hadn't said that. Peny is also your sister."
This went on couple of times and the son was so mad,he went straight to his mother crying.
Son : "Mum I am so mad at dad ! I fell in love with six girls but I can't date any of them because daddy is their father!"
The mother hugs him affectionately and says:
"My love, you can date whoever you want. Don't listen to him. He is not your Father."!!!
Confucius say, man who go to sleep with itchy bum, wake up with smelly finger.
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What do 3-year-old boys say after going to confession?
My bum hurts
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What did one chair say to the other? "I'm so bummed out!"
My bum hurts
willy bum
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What did the Constipated bum say to the other bum?
Pls don't s**t on me
I orphan walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey bum bum bum got a family
do u know bumo bum deez nuts
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What does mammot like on a woman’s body bum bum bummmm buuummmmm bummm
Knock knock Who's there Bear Bear who Bear bum
suk ya mums bum
What's the name for a short legged tramp? A low down bum
